Hi!
Hey.
Oh, you look like you just stepped out of the 1950s.
[LAUGHTER]
You look-- like it is so dead on.
Is that a good thing?
It's a really good thing.
OK, good.
It's like so good.
It's so dead on.
Yeah, I don't dress myself.
I can't take credit for that.
I like it.
Yeah.
I like it a whole lot.
Hey, congratulations.
You just got married.
I did.
That's very exciting.
[CHEERING]
Thank you.
So I work out at the same gym that Alison does.
Amazing.
She is really--
She's a beast, right?
Oh, my god.
His wife is so strong.
I can't even tell you.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
She can full on kick my ass.
[LAUGHTER]
I don't argue with her anymore because I will lose.
Because she's in that Netflix show "Glow."
She plays a wrestler.
So she was preparing for the role.
And oh, my god is she strong.
She's very inspiring.
Yes.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Just even her putting her arm around you must hurt.
[LAUGHS] Sometimes.
Sure.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
Now, and I know that you love cats, which I love about you.
I appreciate that.
You are one of the few people that
allows me to like fully gush about my cats.
And I feel like you actually care.
I do.
Yeah.
[CHEERING]
I do care.
And you have-- they're giant cats.
Yeah, they're big boys.
They're about 16 pounds each.
16 pounds?
Yeah.
And they're not heavy.
They're just big boned.
[LAUGHTER]
I appreciate that.
Yeah, yeah.
One of them's a little heavy.
Oh, OK.
[LAUGHS]
All right.
And, of course, Alison loves cats?
She was the only person I could find
who was willing to sleep with my two 16-pound cats on top of her
every night.
[LAUGHTER]
So I didn't have many choices in terms of partners.
Oh, so you picked her for that reason.
Pretty much.
OK.
[LAUGHTER]
That's really romantic.
And a shame.
So will you-- because you--
I know everyone brings their cats home for the holidays.
Will you and Alison bring them for the holidays?
Unfortunately not anymore.
We used to.
I remember talking about that--
Yeah.
--on this show and saying that they would be on my lap.
And you got very upset that they weren't in a cage because--
No.
No?
I wasn't upset.
Oh.
I was just like, I can't believe cats just drive loose in a car.
OK, good, good.
I wasn't mad at you.
OK.
I'm glad to get this off my chest--
Oh, I'm glad.
--because it's been sticking with me for years.
[LAUGHTER]
Really?
No.
No, I'm sure some people would think that you
should travel with them--
Right.
--in a cage because it's safer.
But I'm just surprised--
They get scared, and I just want them on me.
I know.
Well, my cats, I can't-- they hate being in a cage,
but I can't imagine cats loose in a car.
[LAUGHTER]
That's like driving-- to me, it's as dangerous as driving
with loose balloons, like that just would be--
Pretty much.
--flying around while you're driving.
My cats have-- they've taken over our entire lives, though,
where--
I don't know what the deal is in terms of your morning feeding,
but they wake us up at 4:30 every morning.
They will literally paw us in the face until we wake up.
So we do that.
And then Arturo, he has a new routine where it's 6:30,
he needs his water every morning.
But he only drinks from Alison's sink in our master bathroom.
And I feel like we have a clip of this maybe.
Of your cat?
It only drinks from her sink.
So here's my sink fully on.
And he just wants nothing to do with it.
[LAUGHTER]
Wow.
OK.
Well, you're the reason we have a drought because--
[LAUGHTER]
--you've got one sink running.
[APPLAUSE]
I can see how--
I made the video just for the show.
Yeah.
That's not a usual thing.
Yeah.
I don't just torture him every day.
Wow.
That's amazing.
All right.
So we should talk about the movie--
Yeah, let's.
--because I would talk about cats longer, but Andy's like,
let's keep going.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
So it is about--
first of all, it's such a weird concept--
but it's you and your brother making a movie
about the movie Room.
So not Brie Larson's movie Room.
Right.
It's called The Room, which is known as the best worst movie
ever made.
Right, right.
And the guy at the center of it, his name is Tommy Wiseau.
He kind of looks like a vampire.
He refers to himself as a vampire.
And he directed, wrote, starred in, financed this movie.
He put $6 million of his own money into this movie.
It came out in one theater.
It made $1,800 on its opening weekend--
[LAUGHS]
--and then disappeared for a while.
And then over time, it found this cult audience,
where now, it plays at these midnight screenings
all over the world.
And it's become this big comedic event
where people yell at the screen, and they throw things.
And so now, Tommy maintains it was always meant to be comedic.
But you cut back to when it first came out,
and he paid to keep it in that one theater for two weeks
to make it eligible for the Academy Awards.
So you can see where his head was at at the time.
Oh, man.
So our movie is about the making of that movie.
Wow.
Yes.
It's called The Disaster Artist.
It's in theaters now.