- What's up guys.
I'm Noah Beck and I'm here with Buzzfeed
to read some thirst tweets.
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Noah Beck is the hottest man on earth.
I just wanna kiss him and hug him
and tell him that he is so hot.
I think we can all agree
that he is the hottest man on earth.
So cute and sexy, yummy.
Nice.
I don't
(Noah laughs)
She really emphasized I'm the hottest man on earth.
She said it like three times.
Thank you to whoever said that.
So, in this house we
think that Noah Beck is the most handsome man to ever exist.
Are you coming in?
They got creative with this one.
Okay.
They made a house on top of another house,
although that might be a chimney.
Was very nice.
By saying handsome, it's respectful.
Can only imagine how much thirstier they'll get.
I'd be happy to come in, start catering
any kind of food.
I would let Noah Beck make my scoliosis worse.
Yeah, that's an interesting one.
I mean scoliosis is a serious issue,
and I don't want to like,
make that any worse.
I can only imagine that back problems would
I don't even know.
(Noah laughs)
I don't know how to play on that.
But no, I don't want to touch your scoliosis.
So, moving on.
Noah Beck could hit me in the face with a toaster
and cause permanent scarring
and I would thank him for his time.
Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't hit anyone with a toaster.
But if I did, apparently she would thank me.
So that's good to know.
Not to sound dramatic but I would let Noah Beck run me over
with a double decker bus and I would say thank you.
Again, I wouldn't be doing these things,
but if I were to,
it's nice to know that people would appreciate it.
Noah Beck should do the WAP dance on top of me.
You know, with the dance there's like a lot of steps.
There's like a lot of choreography.
And I'm like playing the WAP dance in my head,
and how it would go.
I don't think I could do that on top of anyone,
because it involves like a kick,
and it involves me having to go on the gr-
Ah, fair enough.
I could see where she would want me
to do it on top of her.
Okay.
I would let Noah Beck hit me with a semi,
and I would pay for the gas to do it.
(Noah giggles)
Very similar to the previous two.
Who's getting the semi?
Noah Beck is the only man's-
(Noah laughs awkwardly)
Jesus.
Noah Beck is the only man's ass I would 1,000% eat.
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Thanks for throwing the offer out.
Respectfully, I'm gonna have to say no to that offer.
Jesus.
Noah Beck needs his ass ate ASAP.
This is why I stay off Twitter for the most part.
But, Twitter seems like an interesting place.
People are really out there with their information.
TikTok, it's a little bit more subtle with the comments.
Not true. Not true at all.
No, on TikTok they're pretty out there as well.
Noah Beck is the new owner of this bussy.
(Noah Laughs)
Oh, we're so funny.
I immediately thought "badussy"
Is it boy pussy?
I just know from
♪ She like, bae why it smell like badussy ♪
♪ Booty (beep) and p- ♪
That one.
It's boy pussy, okay, boy pussy, gotcha.
Noah Beck is the new owner of this bussy.
I would like him to film me #2021goals.
It's good to shoot for the stars.
Good to have goals and aspirations.
That's amazing.
That's manifestation right there.
(Noah laughs)
I would like Noah Beck put both sets of fingers in
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and then pull them apart as
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and then I would
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until he was
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and we were both
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and then I would
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I don't know how to take this.
Like I'm flattered, at the end of the day.
Like, thanks.
Both sets of fingers.
Initially when I read this I first thought
both fingers.
And I was like, maybe reasonable,
but both sets of fingers, no.
This looks like the last one.
I'd drag my ballsack that's full of cum
across 100,000 nails just to lick the inner thighs
of goddess Noah Beck.
Why am I a god-?
We'll move on.
And if he'd let me,
I'd lick his feet clean,
and suck his toes until I bust a nut from enjoyment.
That is all, smiley face.
So to the point.
So, he really drew a clear image in my head
of what he would do to lick my thighs.
Drag a ballsack that's full of cum across a thousand nails.
It's a bit excessive, I mean
at the end of the day,
get it together, man.
That is all.
I like the "that is all".
That's funny. I like that little touch at the end.
Yeah, well that was the last one.
So this has been fun
Thank you guys so much for watching
and thank you Buzzfeed for having me
and reading these thirst tweets.
Make sure you guys go watch my new season
of my show, Noah Beck Tries Things
on Awesomeness TV.
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