We don't really have our food. We just stole everyone else's then made it a little bit greasier
Er, you're making it sound like colonisers again
Absolutely true. 100%
It's rainy, it's gray. Let's go to the pub
I showered before I came here
Can you smell it on me? Is that obvious?
When I went home for two weeks in Britain
My liver did not like me
We drink a lot. Gets a bit rowdy. Next thing you know there's police everywhere, sirens doing off
and I'm in an alleyway holding a kebab trying to hide
It's just like built into your genes
I'm half Scandinavian, half Scottish so I don't stand a chance really
Well, I'm brown so I can deal with the sun
I'm not. I'm pale. Casper
I think you've picked the two pasty Brits though cause my mom's from Scotland so
I don't tan. This is as good as it gets
My mom burns though. She'll go out in the sun for 10 minutes, she'll just come out looking like a traffic cone
In the UK I wear an SPF 30 and that's strong.
Here, I wore an SPF 30 and my shoulders blistered and I had to wear an SPF 50 every day
You're in England when it's 15 degrees and everyone's got their T-shirts on
Shorts are out..
Boiled lobster, literal boiled lobster
I mean no. That's not true
We're from the North so..
Probably not posh at all. Not posh
All the North Americans think I'm posh but where I'm from the posh people don't really stand next to me to be honest
Yeah, my accent like thickens when I Skype my mum and so *speaks with a heavy accent*
I've had Australian quite a few times because I think I can't figure out. They think you don't sound posh enough to be British
I think we do say that a lot, yeah
We'll do that thing of someone will bash into you on the tube and then you'll say sorry
Been living in London and there it's like "No, get the f*ck out the way". No one appologizes for anything
But is it because you're sorry or is it just a reflex?
Reflex, yeah. You're not really sorry. You hate them
Even in the London riots all the people are rioting this one store
There was only like a small gap in the window and all the rioters form a little qeue
So we are fairly polite and you know, even when we riot
Like it's black tea with like a milk and sugar and everyone has like their favorite type of tea
You've got tea wars as well. You've got people who love PG tips, people who love the Tetley's. Me personally - I'm a Yorkshire tea girl
I'm not gonna lie. I actually don't really like tea
Just a go to. Someone's died - cup of tea. Someone's done well in a football match - cup of tea
I was in LA and I went to some English cafe thing
I was like " I want an English breakfast" She goes "What do you wanna drink?"
"I'll have a cup of tea please and a little bit of milk, two sugars" and she bought it to me was like this berry sh*t with lavender
I was like what the f*ck's this? I said "Take it back"
An English garden, that's what that is
I know - smelled like my grandma's bathroom.
They give you Orange Pekoe a lot and they think Brits drink Orange Pekoe
We don't really drink that. Sorry if anyone likes Orange Pekoe
But it's the Devil's Piss.
In London you say that "what's the typical English meal?"
I mean you guys, like Americans and international people think - oh, fish and chips!
You go to the pub, you say "Yeah, Chicken Tikka-Massala"
In Scotland, we've got -- everything's just deep fried. We've got the deep fried Mars Bars, we've got the Haggis
Yeah, you just chuck it in the fryer
Fish and chips isn't something that's..
It's not good, is it?
No, it's great
We used to have like really good school dinners as well once upon a time
We used to have these things called Turkey Twizzlers.
They've got like 0.1% turkey in it
It's not really meat. No it's not
It got banned by this guy called Jamie Oliver
TWAT
Things like Sheppard's Pie, Sunday Roast
I'd like a Sheppard's Pie
It's all just like cold weather food which.. yeah.. it's comfort food. Yeah, it's raining all the time
In relation to certain nationalities, I think that's true
We're a bit more in touch with our emotions than say the Swedes
We kind of simmer a bit and then wait until we hit boiling point and then we discuss our emotions
We're not like German emotionless where it's like "Ah no. Your mum has died. You must work tomorrow"
English style - "All right, you get the day off "
Comes from working class culture, after the war
You just get your head down and get on with it, really
We fought we fought the world war two, right and we come out because we're resilient
I'm just saying. Does that sound like a nationalist? I'm not a nationalist. I'm just .. good
We like taking the mick. I like taking the piss out of people so it can come across as brutal
When you tell a joke to someone who's not English
sometimes it feels like you have to write it out on a blackboard with all this algebra
American humour is like "Look at me and laugh." Whereas British humour is like dry and subtle. You have to work to understand it
The Americans are more loud humour. Like, it has to be really loud and has to be a lot of stuff moving in the background
The Germans just have no humour
In Canada and the US you have to say to people
"Oh, I'm kidding" after you're sarcastic because then they genuinely think you're being serious and that you're being a horrific person.
I get Harry Potter pretty much every day. And the child on the streetcar asks you "could you please say Wingardium Leviosa?"it's not fun
99% of the time people like "Oh you're like the girls from Jordie Shore"
I just get the drunk one a lot, especially when they find out I'm from Scotland
They're like, oh so you must just be able to drink all the time and like hold your liquor.
Bad teeth
Yes, some reason people would say Brits have bad teeth and I'm like - everyone's got f*cked up teeth
If I go out with an American girl or something she'll start to mock my accent
And like "HELLO! I'M FROM ENGLAND" I am just thinking to myself "Just stay silent, Dino because maybe she'll put out"
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