All righty, guys, here we go.
Might be something valuable in there.
You never know.
And I don't know, what do you say?
25?
$25.
Can I get $25?
Can I get 25?
Can I get 10?
$10.
[auctioneer chant] $5.00 on it?
Five!
Can I get 7 and 1/2?
I said five.
[auctioneer chant] $7.50? $7.50?
Sold to Kenny.
7 and 1/2?
Sold it to you, $5.00, Kenny.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Woo!
I did this for you.
You know that, right? - For me?
Yeah.
Cause you're-- [imitating auctioneer chant]
It's like I'm mesmerizing.
You can't resist it.
Emily just charmed the dollars right out of my wallet.
Your superpowers said ain't nothing in here, right?
Right.
I got a feeling they got something in one
of these containers, bro.
Let's see what's in our first container here.
All right.
Come on.
What do we got?
Uh-oh.
Hey, we've got some little mugs.
Shot glass.
Jack [inaudible].
What you go?
Atlanta 1996 shot glass.
Oh, we've got a collection of shot glasses?
Yes.
Like, 40 shot glasses at $1.00 apiece.
$40, bro.
I'm in the green.
At least there's a shot at making some money out of here.
Come on, bro.
I need something good.
Hey!
Got Skil saw.
A DeWalt. Maybe 100?
What do we got?
Scuba suit.
Oh, yeah.
That's good.
Not for me.
I don't swim.
I'd look like a big-ass seal.
That's OK.
You can still sell it, can't you?
I'll say $50.
And you can sell those.
Hey, you got some jeans, brother.
A little too big.
40/32.
- I'm a 38 now. - All right.
Getting down.
You remember when I first came out here,
you used to laugh at me?
Yeah.
You had a big ass.
You didn't have to say it like that, bro.
Hey, you can get $5.00 for these, the used ones.
Another phone.
$5.00 apiece, you know?
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Look at that.
Half a surfboard?
It's worth something.
Take your drawers off.
Yeah.
You never know.
You know, people like this kind of stuff.
Yeah.
I don't know much about this.
I think I should go get this checked out, bro.
This is really sharp, bro.
Like, you could hurt yourself on these fins.
Oh, yeah.
Let me put this right here.
You sit your dangerous ass right here, boy.
Leather jacket.
Oh.
Fonzarelli.
All right.
And actually-- shoot, looks like a Harley Davidson--
And it got the tag.
It's got the tag.
It might fit me.
Let me see here.
Fat man.
Huh.
Where Jared at now?
I'm ready for the motorcycle club, boy.
Hey, it works.
Check it out.
Oh!
[laughter] Can't move.
Hee hee!
Kid ain't got nothing on MJ.
RIP.
I know it might not look like a lot, with all this riff-raff,
but I actually made some money.
And plus, I still gotta get this death
trap checked out over here.
Here we go, America.
Cowabunga.
[inaudible] boy.
Hey, that's me.
How you doing?
Kenny.
Today I'm meeting a dude name Bird with my half a surfboard.
Man, look at all these surfboards in here, bro.
All of them have been written on.
Yep.
All of them have history, that's for sure.
How many of them got shark bites in 'em?
We don't mention that S word here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Wow.
What you got here is pretty interesting, though.
Everybody knows about surfboards,
and they know about boogie boards.
But prior to boogie boards, there
were these types of boards.
And they're called belly boards.
Belly boards?
Belly board.
Yeah, well, there you go, huh?
Yeah.
So they're constructed the same as surfboards are.
They're built out of foam on the inside, fiberglass
cloth, and then resin.
This is standard foam.
The center piece of foam running up the middle
is actually high density foam.
And then on either side of that are these runners of wood.
That gives the board strength.
This was made to ride some pretty powerful waves.
This is fins that are put on there for stability.
Most boards would have just one fin,
but better belly boards had dual fins to give you more bite.
Bite, you said?
Yeah, bite.
When you're riding the wave, it gives you
bite into the face of the wave.
The thing about-- you was talking
about bite from something else. - Nope.
No bites from anything else, man.
All right.
How much you think I could get for it now, Bird?
It's in pretty good condition overall.
A lot of this I could clean up.
I could make it look about 50% better.
Then you start to add on that nice, high density
foam stringer.
You've got twin fins on it.
Most boards had a single fin on it.
Ah-- hm.
I'd sell that thing for about $500.
Now, Bird, that's the word.
$500 for a half a surfboard?
Maybe I need to learn how to surf, after all.
Cowabunga.