I can't believe we found this thing in the woods while we were hunting wild baloney.
See, it's even got a headlight on it! Bugger that, check out the fresh rubber, man.
Ever heard of that Corduroy enduro? Canada's toughest race?
That's the one. It's going to be deadly... deadly!
After World War 2, the Japanese continued their weapons programs in deep secret
underground bunkers, creating engines of such devastating power that they were declared illegal,
hunted down, and boiled down as scrap metal. However the rise of hard enduro has seen a
fresh demand for these deadly weapons, as a new breed of rider emerges, with the small
brain and oversized gonads needed to try and control these wild beasts, these weapons
of individual destruction for individuals crazy enough to ride them.
Of course, these were banned from being used in motocross and Supercross because it was
declared they were an unfair advantage. This is the semi-reticulated hyperthrust which provides
a very vicious top-end if you're not careful. Riding this baby needs mental preparation.
"I"m not worthy!" A RR480 has incredible grunt. So I'm just managing to hang on to this
when I let rip. But I'd swear my arms are going to be longer into the road this cable here leads up
to the flux capacitor under the tank incredible grunt improved response throughout the rev range
I believe the expression is pulls like a 14-year old and that's the flux capacitor of course that
gives it the phenomenal and then I don't know if I'll be game to rev it out late of it when
the turbocharged during the nitrous combine of course the things should be lethal I just hope
I don't snap a chain of the best things about this bike of course is the pro link I don't know what
it is but it obviously links something and it's the professional version so it must be ship hot
and whatever it is they've got a pro link on this side as well you get two of them how good is that
interestingly this is the bike apparently where ground Jabba's has been trying to get
out of his contract with Husqvarna so he can ride this baby and I know
Johnny Walker had similar thoughts but he had a ride of one and almost killed
himself with the power so he chickened out not surprisingly it's complete overkill of
course but our track Cheniere a guy running nitrous in the tank suicidal
not Dallas up ahead so that if they if I do hit the power band on this and lose control
I can Ram him and try and stop the bike hopefully Dallas is in Oh works for traction earache heats
the janitor and just cleans out the toilets they're not game to let him touch your life
and I've heard he's going to lose his job anyway because he's so bad at cleaning the toilets out
oh my god the power the handling those drum brakes the drum brakes
are good they've been known to pull up the bike in less than two minutes and
but I think the original designers we're just thinking let's let's not give it too
much braking because like that because you know it's a it's a fully fledged race bike you're not
meant to slow down and I think the idea is you didn't build up more and more speed and this is
unbelievable I've never ridden a bike with this much power other than my father's gold wing with
mommy's oh man this bike is totally outclassing me this is not a Gumby bike and you can hear that
just trying to keep this front end down
this engine develops so much power there's no such thing as water cooling the water just simply
evaporates instantly with incredible heat this baby generates apparently this is an an analog
speedo this is the way of the future I haven't seen one of these before but Dan it looks good
just have to be very careful kick-starting these because there's so much kickback they've been
known to throw guys about 50 meters over the handlebars deadly bite very deadly
serious night this is actually so much fun you can see why these bikes were so
good in their day the joke of course this isn't testing out the suspension not choke the brakes
we can analyze a wider than normal mishap but handlebars keep hitting the trees and it was
one thing this bike shows you is you don't need a lot of horsepower to have fun you know this thing
just really makes you concentrate on momentum carrying speed through corners and you know
the bike doesn't have to be that modern either so I think if you if you actually like slowing
down using brakes maybe thank they just sold but yeah as long as you're on two wheels life's good
then take time to smell the flowers along the way and maybe get stung by a bee
you