- [Producer] So what are you here to do today, guys?
- Oh, we're eating ass.
We're eating food that tastes like ass.
Tastes, ugh.
- We're eating durian fruit sweets.
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- Oh, there's the sick bucket.
- And you said you're sorry for what's to come,
so that's not good.
- Yeah, it's not going to be candy canes, is it?
- No.
- I don't know, it didn't smell like ass though,
it smells like.
- It smells like either rotting flesh or dead body.
Definitely the best thing to have when you're hungover.
- Oh god, okay.
- I thought durian fruit was the hairy fish, no?
Cool.
- I'm expecting some sweets that, may I remind you,
taste like ass.
They taste like ass.
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- Durian cookies.
The authentic of Thai taste.
- They look like maggots.
- They look like willies.
- See, I think if we prolong opening it,
just keep talking about the packaging
and then we don't have to eat it at all.
And I think this is good.
- Surely, they're sold for enjoyment.
Like who would be like
you know what I'd like to do today?
- I can smell it right now.
Oh my god.
- You gotta get scissors.
- With the power of grace, God, fuck, okay.
- Oh my god.
- It's shortbreads, you love shortbreads.
We've discussed this, you love shortbreads.
- It's fine.
Yeah, it looks fine.
- It smells like silage.
There you go, silage.
- Did you just want to say it smells like shit?
- Well, it's like minty shit.
- Do you have that bucket there, like I'm really scared.
I'm actually so scared.
- I hate this channel.
- Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Ugh, even the bread.
Fuck that.
- Yeah, there's an onion-y undertone,
I'm getting that.
- There's an undertone of heart.
- That's not nice.
- Give me the bin, give me the bin, give me the bin.
Give me the bin.
- Oh.
- Oh my god.
Oh god, it's so bad.
- It's literally like what I imagine eating shit is like.
- If this taste stays in my mouth for more than an hour,
I'm jumping in a river.
- It's like a prank fig roll that you give to someone.
- Fig roll.
- You know what I mean?
- It does kind of look like a fig roll, yeah.
- Yeah.
- A fig roll that makes you wanna kill yourself.
- That's so awful.
- It's so grim.
Why you would do this to someone?
- I actually might get sick.
I'm not like.
Fuck me.
- I don't want to swallow this.
- Ugh.
Just, just, just give us it.
- It's stuck in my mouth.
- It won't leave forever.
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- Crispy rolls durian.
Newu... nissu?
- Why do I smell it?
- I don't know.
- Oh god, it puts me off for the whole thing.
- Good taste, fucking lying, lies.
- You know what's bad,
when it looks like the good taste was
put on by someone else.
- I'm new, I feel like you're hazing the new guy.
- I don't even think this is one of your five a day,
like it's just.
- Yeah, it's conscious minus two.
- Only 14 percent of it is durian.
- So this is going to be better.
- They don't smell as bad.
- I'm getting a whiff of them.
- I'm just upset, more than anything.
She's hungry.
- I'm, I'm afraid.
- Without smelling anything, it's quite nice.
- It's kind of like, it's like the little flakes
they put on ice cream.
- This doesn't make sense, but you can taste the smell.
- It's such a familiar taste.
It's like, I want to say it tastes like shit,
but I don't eat shit on a regular basis.
- Could I get a drink please?
- It's just, it's just an awful way of,
it's just an awful way of life.
- Do you have anything that is not ass flavored?
- You know when you're trying to get it out of your teeth
as well and you just get the taste all over again.
- I think it delivers on the good taste
that it said on the box, so.
- No.
- Do you know when you like don't breathe
when you're eating so you don't get the taste?
That doesn't work with these.
They find a way.
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- Cracker with durian chips.
- Oh god.
- Yeah, this hurts me.
- And they're even individually packaged
because they obviously stink.
- Who sent you these devil bits?
- Justine brought them back.
- From where, the depths of hell?
- Fuck you, Justine.
Is she in this video?
- [Producer] No.
- I wish I knew what the boy was saying though.
That will, uh.
- He says, fucking kill me.
- This one smells not bad.
- I really don't want to eat this.
This is fucking horrendous.
- This is a fucking biscuit.
- I'm so angry at you right now.
- Could be nice because it could be no hint of durian.
- Oh.
- That smells lovely.
- All right, go for it.
- You can do it.
- That's lovely.
- Nothing yet.
- It tastes like a crisp, somehow.
- It's fine.
- It's fine, yeah.
- It's okay.
- Yeah.
- In comparison to the others.
- That is, yeah.
- That was amazing.
I'd eat a full bag of them.
- I'm kind of scared.
I'm just waiting for the hitch.
- I feel like I'll be like, oh, that's nice,
and then I'll vomit my own face off.
- I think it's the idea of eating it
that makes you want to get sick.
- No, it's that it tastes like ass, Kellie.
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- Oh cool, a silky candy that we're going to have to,
okay, great, awesome.
- I mean like, look.
- Candy.
- That's the least appetizing
looking fruit of all time.
- All right.
First off, they're tiny.
- Oh, tiny, tiny, tiny.
- Do you want to see this OG status to the max?
- If I can stomach it, I will eat it.
But if not.
- That's what she said.
- Eh.
- Are you just gonna?
- It's quite big for something
that was in quite a small packet.
I feel like it was bigger than the package.
- Are we entirely sure these aren't supposed to go
up your ass?
- I don't know, it's a really strong smell of it now.
- Hey, are we ready?
- Yep.
- I'm going for the two.
I'm dual wheeling, I'm dual wheeling.
- Is it that bad?
- Nope.
- Ugh.
- Let's go for two of them, let's go for two.
- No, I really can't.
- Nope.
- Yeah.
- Foul, that is.
- That's not right, that's not okay.
- Oh, yeah, okay.
I've had it in my mouth quite a while now, so,
yeah, so.
Yeah.
- How many did you put in there?
- Oh my god, that was ugh, okay, that's rancid.
Oh my god, it smells like sewage,
that's what it smells like.
- Oh my God, no.
It's still there, it won't go away.
- I feel like someone just farted in my mouth.
- Let's put the bag into the bin.
A-S-S.
Ass.
How to have fuck sake?
- What is wrong with people?
That's what I want to know.
I hate the durian,
I hate the durian fruit more than
I've ever hated anything in my whole life.
- Do these grow on trees?
Can we burn all of the durian trees?
- I feel so ill.
- And then you gotta shit, you gotta shit fruit, right?
It's a poopy fruit.
- Have you ever wanted to eat ass
but didn't like the hygienic implications?
Well boy, do we have the food for you.
- Have you got any bleach?
Can the next video be Irish people try tasting the bleach
cause I feel like that would be a good idea.
- Donal, do you gotta go be sick?
- It's sick.
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