- Woah.
Black Friday is crazy.
(gasps)
Mom!
- They got me.
- Mom, I'm so sorry.
- Don't be.
We got that wide screen television for your father.
Oh, at half price.
(groans)
- Mom?
(gasps)
- And that 3D printer, right?
You can print yourself a new mother.
(groans)
- [Narrator] Every shopper ever.
- You think my niece will like this?
- Uh, let's think about this.
Mia is six years old which is prime stuffed bear
age, but she did just have that nightmare last
February about a bear, but her tea parties
have been short a guest ever since Mr. Neck,
her stuffed giraffe, lost its eyes in the washing machine.
She does love Yogi and I don't think she's old
enough to process the fact that it's a bear.
- So.
- There's an 84% chance that she'll like
the bear and I like those odds.
Let's get the bear.
- Okay, let's get the bear?
- [Narrator] Every shopper ever.
(whimpers)
- Oh yeah.
I bet I know what this is.
I bet I know.
(gasps)
It's the gum I got you last week.
Oh it's that.
- Yeah, it's called re-gifting.
- Oh.
You chewed it up and you re-wrapped it.
- Mhm.
♫ Re-gifting
- Uh.
(chuckles)
That's.
(groans)
Oh wow.
- [Narrator] Every shopper ever.
- Mom, we need to hurry.
If I don't get this game I'm going to die.
- Just hold on, honey.
- Are you serious?
- Oh come on!
- Mom!
(groans)
- Fine.
We're here.
Get out of the car.
- Uh, mom?
I think you--
- Do you want the game or not?
- Somebody help.
Please.
Gah.
(groans)
- [Narrator] I left you the receipt if
you want to return it.
- Aww, a scarf.
Thank you so much, grandma.
It's lovely.
- I sewed it just for you.
I took your baby blanket and I deconstructed
it and made it into something a little more age
appropriate.
It took me four years.
- Here, Katy.
Open this one up next.
- $500?
Thank you so much, grandpa.
- Freaken' showoff.
- [Narrator] I can't wait to get some great
deals on some great brands.
- Okay.
Since it's our third Christmas together
I just want to get you something very special.
- Aww.
Wow.
It's the watch I showed you in April.
- Yeah.
- Gosh.
How did you remember?
- It's really important to me that you feel
listened to and special in this relationship?
- Yeah.
- What did you get me?
- Ahh.
Nothing.
- Don't be silly.
It's probably perfect.
You are too humble sometimes.
A freaken' toy Santa?
- It also farts.
(farts)
- I love it.
- [Narrator] Is this on clearance?
- Mom, we got to hurry up.
My video game is going to sell out.
- Sweetie, you need to have patience.
It is the season of joy and giving.
There is no reason that we should--
- I'm sorry, everyone.
The game has officially sold out.
(groans)
- Are you freaken' kidding me?
- Ma'am, there is no.
(screams)
Sorry.
- [Narrator] Do you have these in an eight?
- Come on you young Justin Bieber look-alike.
Come on, come on.
Sir, I just caught this kid trying to steal
some socks.
- What should we do with him, boss?
- He gets the worst fate imaginable.
Call his mom.
- [Both] Call his mom.
- [All] Call his mom.
- No!
- [Narrator] Ma'am, we're closed.
- Okay.
The last person to get a gift for is Kyle.
He's 19 so it's got to be cool.
Ooh, a new car.
No, he wouldn't like that.
Ooh.
A lifetime tickets to Coachella.
No.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
An oversized buddy sweatshirt?
Perfect.
- [Narrator] Every shopper ever.
- There.
You got your game from PlayStation Store.
- Ugh.
Thank God.
I was getting so bored pretending to fake read.
Thanks.
- I hate my only child.
- Love you too, mom.
- [Narrator] Every shopper ever.
- [Narrator] Hey, guys.
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PlayStation for sponsoring the video.
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