[MUSIC PLAYING]
ALL: (SINGING) La, la la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, welcome to the Furchester Hotel.
FUNELLA: Your room is ready for you.
FURGUS: Just needs to get the bed.
PHOEBE: The lamp, the desk, the rug, the sink.
PILLOW: A pillow for your head.
ALL: The hotel's run by monsters, a staff
beyond compare.
We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere.
So welcome to the Furchester.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Welcome to the Furchester.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
FURGUS: Dine in style.
FUNELLA: Certain deal.
COOKIE MONSTER: Cookie come with every meal.
ALL: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
ELMO: Here are your keys, and check right in.
ALL: Let your fairy stay begin.
Welcome to the Furchester Hotel!
NARRATOR: The Sculpture.
HENRY MOOR: Ah, at last, my sculpture
is ready to be seen by everyone.
FUNELLA: Oh!
Oh, it looks just like me, doesn't it, Furgus?
FURGUS: If I didn't know any better,
I'd say it was you, Funella.
FUNELLA: We are so lucky to have such a wonderful sculptor
staying at the Furchester this week.
HENRY MOOR: You are indeed, madam.
I am the best cow sculptor in the world,
or my name is not Henry Moor.
FUNELLA: Oh, Furgus, Furgus, Furgus!
We must keep this sculpture right there
in the lobby forever for the whole world to admire!
PHOEBE: The sculpture is here!
ELMO: Yeah! [INAUDIBLE].
HENRY MOOR: No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Please don't touch it.
It's very fragile.
It could break very easily.
HENRY MOOR: Well, Elmo will look with his eyes.
COOKIE MONSTER: Cowabunga!
Is that what me think it is?
ALL: Uh oh!
HENRY MOOR: Uh oh?
It is what me thin it is!
Cookie!
Oh, boy!
FURGUS: No, it's not cookie!
It's not a real cookie!
FUNELLA: It's just a sculpture of a cookie.
HENRY MOOR: Yes, a very fragile sculpture.
It could break very easily!
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, me so sorry!
Me no want to break sculpture.
HENRY MOOR: Thank you.
COOKIE MONSTER: It's just that it
looks so much like moist, delicious, chewy cookie!
Cookie Monster!
Here is a real cookie right here.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh.
That's relief.
FURGUS: And there's more in the dining room.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, dining room!
Oh, terrific!
Oh, boy!
Sorry, cow.
MRS. INKWELL: Good afternoon.
FUNELLA: Hello, Mrs. Inkwell.
Oh, mind the sculpture.
MRS. INKWELL: Sculpture?
Oh, yes.
I like it.
Needs more arms, though, I feel.
HENRY MOOR: Oh, no.
Please, watch the tentacles.
Do be careful!
Oh, my sculpture!
MRS. INKWELL: Oh, I'm sorry.
Is it breakable?
FURGUS: Yes, of course!
It could easily be smashed into a million tiny pieces.
MRS. INKWELL: Oh, well, you really
shouldn't leave it in the lobby where
someone could bump into it.
Not everyone is as careful as I am, you know.
HENRY MOOR: Oh, please.
How are you going to keep my sculpture from breaking?
FUNELLA: Oh, don't worry.
That's a problem we can solve.
HENRY MOOR: But how?
FUNELLA: I'll just tell all our guests to be careful.
Attention, guests!
Attention, all guests!
We have a wonderful sculpture of me right here.
HENRY MOOR: Yes.
FUNELLA: But it can break, so please be careful.
Whatever you do, do not touch it like this, or like this,
and definitely not like this.
Oh!
Does everyone understand?
ALL: Yes.
FUNELLA: There you go, Mr. Moor.
That should do the trick.
Problem solved.
Now there's nothing to worry about.
Uh oh!
HENRY MOOR: What do you mean, uh oh?
BOY: Tea!
BOY: Dee.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BOY: Whoa, look at that!
HENRY MOOR: Oh, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Please stop it!
Oh, no!
My sculpture!
FUNELLA: Oh, Mr. Moor.
You seem a little anxious.
HENRY MOOR: Yes, I am anxious, Mrs. Furchester!
My sculpture is not safe in your hotel.
FUNELLA: Oh, no don't worry.
Just repeat to yourself-- everything is going to be OK.
Say it with me.
HENRY MOOR: Everything is going to be OK.
FUNELLA: And again.
HENRY MOOR: Everything--
[BARKING]
HENRY MOOR: Madam, don't let your dog get too close!
He might knock it over!
Well, then why did you put it here the lobby?
Come on, Ruffer.
HENRY MOOR: He's right.
I'm taking my sculpture out of the hotel
and putting it in the Moogenheim Museum
where it won't get knocked over or broken.
FUNELLA: Now wait.
I'm sure we can figure out how to keep the sculpture safe
right here.
Furchesters never give up.
[BELL RINGING]
ALL: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
A Furchester never gives up, never gives up, never gives up.
A Furchester never gives up.
We try our very best.
Because we are monsters through and through,
and so we do what monsters do.
We ugh, and oof, and oof some more.
We oof even harder than before.
A Furchester never gives up, never gives up, never gives up.
A Furchester never gives up.
We try our very best!
A Furchester never--
COOKIE MONSTER: Never!
ALL: Well, hardly never.
A Furchester never gives up!
FUNELLA: Right, everyone.
We will not give up until we figure out
how to keep the sculpture from breaking.
HENRY MOOR: Yes.
We'll just put our furry heads together and think.
OK.
I've got it.
What if we take the sculpture out of the lobby?
ELMO: Oh, yeah.
And put it in a room.
FUNELLA: Room 222 is free, and it has
walls to protect the sculpture.
PHOEBE: Oh.
Then no one will see it up there.
FUNELLA: Phoebe is right.
My sculpture should stay down here in the lobby for the world
to admire.
FURGUS: Wait a minute!
What if I build a wall around the sculpture right
here in the lobby?
FUNELLA: Yes!
That's it.
Mr. Moor.
HENRY MOOR: Yes?
FUNELLA: Good news.
Furgus is going to build a wall around my lovely sculpture
so that it will--
FURGUS: Finished!
FUNELLA: Oh, Furgus!
What a magnificent wall!
ELMO: Well, yeah, but Elmo can't see Auntie Funella anymore.
HENRY MOOR: No, and neither can anyone else!
[SIGHS]
FURGUS: No problem.
I have a solution.
Right.
Here we go.
I'll just put this ladder here, and then people
can climb to the top and look at the statue.
FUNELLA: You are always thinking, my darling Furgus.
HENRY MOOR: Are you sure that's going to work?
FURGUS: Oh, yes.
Oh, no!
Oh, good grief!
Look out!
I'm so sorry, Mr. Moor!
HENRY MOOR: My magnificent sculpture is ruined!
Ruined!
Oh, how will I ever fix it?
FUNELLA: Oh, breathe, Mr. Moor, breathe!
PHOEBE: Fuzzle wubba!
Oh, that gives me a monster idea.
We can fix it!
Why don't we put the sculpture back together again?
FURGUS: We can try.
PHOEBE: Yeah!
Let's get to work.
ELMO: Yeah!
Come on, everybody.
ALL: Ta da!
FURGUS: Problem solved.
FURGUS: This?
is brilliant!
FUNELLA: You think?
FURGUS: Oh, yes.
I'd know you anywhere, my dear.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, hey.
That new sculpture?
FURGUS: Yes.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, boy.
Me like it!
Very original.
FURGUS: Yes.
COOKIE MONSTER: Wait a minute.
Is that what me think it is?
Cookie!
Oh boy, oh boy!
[BELL RINGS]
FUNELLA: (SINGING) You really can't be going,
and say it isn't true.
ALL: The Furchester will never be as furry without you.
So don't check out.
Don't check out.
Please, please, please, please don't go.
Don't check out.
COOKIE MONSTER: Don't check out!
ALL: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please, please,
don't check out.