( music playing )
Here at "Good Mythical Morning," we pride ourselves
on our lack of vanity when it comes to our hair.
- Sure. - In the infamous words of Queen Bey,
- we woke up like this. - Yeah.
So even though we couldn't care less
- about what our hair looks like, obviously... - Right.
We have been very intrigued by the recent trend
of photos of dogs' hairdos.
And the trend was started by Molly Backes on Twitter.
Take a look at this.
Rhett:
Link:
Windblown hair.
But if you were to take the face of the dog
and kinda cookie cutter that out leaving only the hairdo,
you might think, or your mom might think
that it's Sam Elliott coming over for a visit.
- Link:
And if you didn't know who Sam Elliott was,
your mom definitely does.
- That's right. - Definitely.
So what we're gonna do is play a game
where Stevie is gonna show us a hairdo
removed from all of its environment--
the head that it came from.
- Just the hair. - It could be
- hair that's on a dog. - Right.
Or it could be from another person.
We have to decide.
We are going head to head against each other.
- We're gonna-- - Not necessarily Sam Elliott.
- No, it could be-- - It could be any human.
We're gonna indicate using these paddles,
and the winner wins this amazing wig
they can wear at all times
which, yes, has a dog as part of the wig.
- The wig itself-- - Is a dog.
Is a dog!
- I wanna wear that. - And just imagine
putting this on your head
in all its glorious glory.
Well, that's why I wanna win, so I can wear that.
And if I don't win, I'll just look at you wearing it.
Either way I'm a winner.
All right, let's see the first one.
Link:
Rhett:
Link:
- I believe you can. - I don't.
- I think this is a human. - I believe they will not protest.
Stevie, who's right?
- Hold on, I haven't said yet. - Oh!
I thought you were saying dog.
Well, I'm just thinking out loud, man.
You can definitely put a visor on a dog.
That doesn't mean that is a visor on a dog.
If you keep thinking, I'm gonna switch my answer.
- But I'm going to dog. -
- This is a human. -
Rhett:
That's a dog in a visor.
It doesn't look too happy about it.
So this is what they call, like, Afghan Hound,
if my days watching the dog shows--
I'd used to get sick and I'd stay home from school,
conveniently, when the dog shows were on.
Really? Wow!
'Cause it would last for hours.
- It was riveting stuff, man. - There was other things you could've been doing.
You realize?
I know, and I chose the best thing.
- Okay. Yeah. -
Link:
There's no way that could be-- I mean, it could be a dog.
Rhett:
Link:
Man, this is a--
I'm taking some hairline cues.
- What do you think? - I'm taking a hairline cue
and I'm going with person.
Yeah, I think this is a person.
All right, let's see if you're right.
- Rhett:
- Link:
I used to call him Jason Moana.
Until my wife corrected me.
She knows everything about him, doesn't she?
She knows a lot about Jason Moana.
- Yeah. -
Rhett:
I hope that's a dog.
Link:
If that's a person's hair--
You know, this is like,
"Oh, that dog's kinda got hair like a person."
But if that's a person's hair, then it's kinda like,
"That person's kinda got hair like a dog."
Link:
No, I'm saying this is an old man.
- Oh yeah, dog. Dog. -
- Yes, old man. -
( Rhett laughs )
-
- That's the kinda dog -
that wins like ugliest dog in the world contest.
- It's got the-- - That's the breed that usually wins it.
Link:
and its hairdo starts from his eyebrows.
That's an eyebrow hairdo.
Yeah, he has no forehead at all.
- Wow! - I'm not complaining.
I'm glad I'm wrong.
All right, next.
- Link:
Link:
-
Link:
Rhett:
You think that ponytail flops over the b-hole?
Yeah.
- That-- This is a dog. - That's what I'm seeing.
I can't not see a dog walking away from me.
- This is a dog. Sheepdog. -
Rhett:
Link:
Rhett:
but they've just been dreaded,
which I think that's cultural appropriation.
All right, let's move on.
Okay.
Link:
I'm naming it Lady.
That's a lot of hair.
Rhett:
I'm not just saying it's a person.
I'm saying who it is.
That's Cher hair.
No, it's a dog.
- That's dog hair. -
( Rhett laughs )
- Link:
I found my calling, man!
Just show me dogs and people all day and I'll tell--
I just-- Just bring 'em in.
I'm like a king and my only thing is
I can tell you whether it's dog hair or people hair.
-
I just sit on the throne and point.
At what? Like, people and dogs with masks on?
Yeah, you bring in people and dogs with masks on
- and I'll tell you whether-- - It's easy to tell in person
if a dog is a dog.
No, they just stick their head through something
and they cover-- It's just, you know--
We gotta work on it!
You're gonna be there. You'll help.
I'm not gonna help with this--
- You and that kingdom. - Okay.
All right, let's see if the king can get this last one.
Come on, man. I really wanted to wear this thing.
Rhett:
Link:
Rhett:
After what I've seen, then that's a dog.
You sure?
- Yep. Yeah. - Yeah.
- I know a dog anywhere. -
Rhett:
Link:
than I thought it was gonna be.
- Rhett:
Looks kinda dejected.
Hey, you gotta give me that wig, man.
- Is that it? -
All right, Rhett, in Good Mythical More
you get to wear this wig, but I--
We have to be careful about how we put this thing on.
- Oh, wow. - So for now, you're just gonna admire it.
I'm just gonna pet it for now.
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