Hey guys today
We are in the kitchen where I belong a lot of you guys have been asking me to bring cooking videos back
I don't like nah, I like never have anyone to record me while I make food and it just gets really annoying
The reason I make food, it's not because I enjoy it. But because I'm hungry I want to eat
I want to get a dunk quick. So at most I'll just like do Instagram start your little quick while I'm cooking
I haven't been really doing videos and then I tell people on reddit make adder burger and I'm like, oh my god
I have to make it their burger
So today we're in the kitchen and we're gonna be eating for tonight food all day 24 hour challenge. Let's get started
Don't you make a derp burger you're gonna need some burgers there just so you guys don't think I'm lying
There are burgers in here look two of them
Burger obviously, you're gonna need some buns
It's funny because they're actual but why I look so big though. Do these buns make my butt look, baby
We're eating those later cheddar cheese. We don't have the luxury of multiple little plates and a studio to set this up
So there we go. Hey, at least I actually set this up. Look I made it all cute for once in my life
I put mozzarella balls in here. We're gonna use these for the eyes the green of red olives
I think they're called pimento and the black sliced olives. I live you
It sounds so terrible. He's saying in real life a tomato. Dry it out a tomato town. I took his head
Now we're gonna be putting it in the door burgers today and also finding out my secret talent
Which is juggling one ball at a time. That's a metal thick and I cured turkey bacon
I already ate some of this but I feel like this is the bacon that looks most like the tongue
It has to be uncured and it has to be turkey bacon. I have toothpick so put it all together
Alright, let's get started. The first thing we need is some fire. So we need some wood
We turn the stove on we're gonna cook our burger, all right, we got these two here take their burgers so he's gonna cook
What and now wait sit in the dougie corner with the doggies?
This is the corner where they come to get petted guys I have this thing over here
I never really used it except to scare the dogs. That's basically a vacuum that like sucks up crumbs
Would you like that door buzzer ah
Yeah
Okay, so I think our burgers are done or get in their houses like our burgers extra well-done
We like all our meat extra well-done. So we're gonna open our buns
And we're gonna take the burger and chop it on
Look at thanks. So the next step is the cheese Serge is gonna put the cheese on top of the meat
I usually cook the cheese like wall of burgers still cooking but the dura burger is like kind of not
Melted cheese on top of it. So to preserve that aesthetic. We're not going to do that. All right
I hate tomato in my burger, but for the sake of the derp burger, I will have a tomato
I say tomato slice right here
Why does everything we do and everything in this house close and thick now we're gonna take this bacon
Put it out like a tongue and then we're gonna put the buns on hide the ugly side of the bun
So for the eyes, we're gonna take a black olive if I cut the olive really really small
I'm gonna stab it and put it through a Mazzarella ball
So that's how we're gonna make the eyeball here is a little eyeball
There's basically a mini mozzarella ball with a little black olives and then we're gonna put it like this
But I gotta see the perfect thing to do this
Oh my goodness is looking actual the Herberger
No, it's supposed to look dumb
This one's way too far off. Well, this is either
Kind of far apart. All right, the final step is the olive to make it look like a real burger. Oh my god
It's so gourmet. It's so perfect look at it. Where's the lamb sauce?
Where's the lamb sauce? Oh
My god, it's cute
Okay time to taste some a tasty invention I can't do it it's too big
Hmm look choke me with
That burger lo think I
Know he lost the I can't eat it shit dog. Look you put it down
Okay, some mock bombs of the real mukbang mukbang porno. So how was your day today?
Nothing. I'm sure just make such Mackin challenge, but I know a lot of people hate that so some people are into that
hey guys, I'm being forced to eat here because there's terrible lighting where I usually I
Don't like the burgers when they stick like this I like like in and out where it's like to really skinny patties
This is really overwhelming. It's pretty good though. So what did I do today?
Then turn shocked. I didn't like today. I'm gonna get these olives
So I had something going on with my car basically in the heat which by the way I live in Arizona is like
110 degrees every single day all of the safety features shut off like just because it's too hot or something. I don't know
That's what I know. It only happens in summer
and so I have to take my car in for maintenance they come and give me a loaner car - loaner car sucks cuz it's
Nothing like my car and Clark
Don't really want to say my first world problems
but basically you have to take your key to lock your car and you have to take your key out to unlock your car and
I'm not you stuck because I haven't had a car like that in like five years
You have my old pie my 350z
You could just open the door as long as you have a key like on you. I just hate taking my key out play
That's not personal problems. And then Oh today, I'll go second
I don't know why but it's supposed to be the worst day for a car accident
So I don't want to leave my house after I found out there's so many bad drivers
Sounds go into a crash really really close today, dude. I was just backing up in the parking lot
He wasn't looking those are happen to me before someone actually hit me like that like backing up in a parking lot like they don't
Pay attention or look behind them. He heard it - I got into an accident like that
I was literally
holding down my horn when the girl was gonna hit my fuck don't you just hit my class like completely ignoring my horn that I
Held on for like 22 seconds straight. I don't like tomato. I'm gonna take it out
Sorry animal this all burger fell apart. Oh my heart work for what? Oh, by the way, my son really hurts
I don't know what happened when I turned off like that Oh God when I turned out for the vacuum over there
He like cracked over here, and now whole ride like besides mine now feels like you took my nail
I did not bend it. Am I gonna play for tonight tonight?
I'm gonna stop I'm gonna go finish this by myself in the comfort of my own home
So when you guys were looking I decided to kill some Smurfs and puree them and make this lovely
Frosting for my soon-to-be mushroom cupcake, so that's what we're doing right now. So this is basically I say with food coloring Smurf puree
I just took it out of the fridge and it was rock hard. I
Put it in the microwave for a second. I have to put on the microwave again
So I'm gonna just scoop up this Smurf puree into this plastic baggie and distribute
Its remains among the elders. All right, let's get all of it. This is such a pretty color
So what I think I just got cake mix and made some cupcakes. They're just plain old vanilla nothing special and fancy
They're becoming the shape
I want them to be and I thought cupcakes have
perfect shape for like a mushroom and like when you make the cupcakes you want to make sure you fill up the
cupcake holes like to the top so that they'll like go over so it'll overflow a little bit and then get really kind of a
Mushroom shape you see this you would probably want like a deeper cupcake. I don't know mine just soft target
I really suck at fake tubs by the way. I've never done this before, okay?
So you're gonna want to squeeze this bad boy. Take a pair of scissors. Make a big hole. Oh
god, these little suck take that Smurf blood and put it all over the cupcake and you can put a lot because I mean the
Mushroom head is like I'm not a expert at this
Oh, it just comes out and like OH
I need a spatula. Alright, so we're gonna take this and kind of shape it to be a mushroom tip
Look at me expert Baker over here just kind of make it into a cone type shape. No not looks like a cupcake
Okay
That's how you make mushroom
Cupcakes look it's like you can't even tell the difference. I would totally get five shield from that
Yeah, as long as you get five jokes for me. That's all that matters. It's a blue five shield shield five grams bat, you know
It's all good
Mmm doctor, I've done body like this all for today
I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure that that like button the comment below
Let me know how I did. Did you like the dirt burger better or the sad excuse for a mushroom cupcake?
I mean I should have just got our regular mushroom
I think it would have been better, but just slotted blue icing all over a mushroom
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Love you guys so much. Thanks are watching. Bye guys