- Today we censor people who are (beep).
- Let's talk about that.
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- Good mythical morning.
- Rhett, today we are gonna play a super exciting game
involving two of your favorite things,
eating and stock photography.
In case you don't know, stock photos are the photos
that you can purchase and then use legally
in whatever application that you want to use photos,
but the thing is stock photos are typically very stagy,
and they can also get really weird.
There's a whole subset of stock photos
where people are eating things that you would never think
should be eaten, must less on like a white psych setting.
So what I've done is I've taken a lot of these stock photos,
and I've censored them.
So you have to guess what's hiding underneath
that censor bar, it's time for,
What the Heck Are They Eating: Stock Photo Edition.
Okay Rhett, all you gotta do is get four of these
correct to win an amazing prize.
Check out this first guy.
- [Rhett] Looks a little bit like JT.
- Who's JT, Justin Timberlake?
- Jimbo Turkey, a good friend of mine.
He's a children's entertainer.
- Okay, what is Jimbo Turkey eating?
A carrot, a spoon, a stick of butter,
or his first paycheck as a stock photo actor?
- Stick of butter, no.
- It is shaped like a check, right?
- It's not a stick of butter, 'cause you'd be grasp,
you have to hold a stick of butter with more hands.
- Don't speak for this guy.
- You know, weirdly, even though you don't need to do this,
I think it's because he's got a chef's outfit on,
oh wow, he's got a chef's outfit on.
I should know with Jimbo, he does one of his acts.
Carrot makes more sense, first question go with
what makes the most sense, carrot, I wanna say spoon
but I'm going with carrot.
- Alright let's remove that censorship.
No Rhett, it is a spoon.
- Instincts man.
- I just try to imagine the photo situation happening here,
it's like, okay Ron, hold the spoon just a little higher,
now bite the spoon. - He's like, okay.
- Now act like you like it.
- It's like biting a piece of gold,
he's kind of got that face.
- [Link] Check her out.
- [Rhett] Pixel lady.
- What is she eating, the pixel lady?
Is it a wallet, a chocolate muffin, a cell phone,
or just a handful of black pork?
- Good ol' black pork.
- You've seen a black pork somewhere
and you just can't help but grab a handful.
- It's got the shape of a wallet.
- Color of a chocolate muffin.
- No, it's got the color of a wallet, as well.
It doesn't have the color of a cell phone,
there is some gray in there.
Does she got a brown phone?
Does Pixel Lady have a brown phone, that's the question
for everyone, I'm gonna go with A, wallet.
- Let's find out.
This is tough, huh? - Yeah it is.
- [Link] No, it's a cellular telephone.
- [Rhett] Is that her tongue or her thumb?
- That's her tongue, definitely her tongue.
No, it's her thumb.
She's cracked the screen, but not in the place
that she's biting.
- Did she cause it to break by biting it?
- I don't know the backstory on any of these stock photos.
- The world will never know.
- They're all staged, there's no reality
associated with any of this.
- She was handed the phone.
- And then told to bite it.
And she got paid a nominal amount.
- Like 25 dollars.
- Check this chick out.
- [Rhett] Oh my.
- What are her dentures eating?
Is it an apple, a giant pacifier, her fingers,
or a racist puppet?
- How would it be racist?
- I can't say. - It's not under there,
I know it's not D.
You just made that up for a joke.
- No, there are racist puppets, it's a problem,
and they should be bitten.
- Her fingers feel too far from that.
- The thing that disturbs me is like,
the underflesh of her tongue.
I can't take my eyes off of it.
- Do you like it? - What's happening there?
- Do you like it? - It looks like there's
a salamander hiding, like an embryonic salamander.
- It's blue down there. - Gosh.
- You don't wanna swim that sea, do ya?
- Apple, paci, fingers, or puppet?
- Apple, I'm going A, I'm just gonna keep guessing A
until it's correct.
- Well is a round censorship bar, let's see.
- Yes. - You finally got one right.
And you know what, if you get the rest of 'em right,
you get to win this thing.
Whoop, there it is.
- Is it frozen?
- It's frozen, I don't know,
I don't know why we froze it. - Why not?
- That's up for grabs, I'm gonna put that right here,
so you don't forget about it.
- That's nice, that's real nice.
- Alright Rhett, now you got your mojo.
- I'm on a roll. - What is she eating?
Is it a raw fish, a cherry popsicle, lipstick,
or the last piece of her shirt?
- That could be the case.
- This is more of a high-fashion stock photo.
- The teeth, the teeth being red, hmmm.
- It's a dead giveaway.
- I mean, I don't know, she could be eating a raw fish,
but I don't know because there's a black bar over it.
- Yeah, you want me to remove it,
or do you wanna give your answer first?
- The teeth part makes me think that she's trying to,
she's trying to say something,
she's trying to make a statement.
So it's not a cherry popsicle, because that makes
too much sense, it's either the fish or the lipstick.
And since I got A last time, I'm gonna do the thing
that kids do when they're bad test takers,
and I'm just gonna say C, 'cause I alternated, lipstick.
- Remove that bar.
It is raw fish Rhett.
You know what makes eating raw fish better?
Apparently covering it in lipstick.
- You think that's lipstick?
- Yeah, that's definitely lipstick.
- I think that's blood.
- Nope, it's lipstick.
Alright, you know, don't be discouraged.
- I'm not. - This next one's
gonna cheer you up. - I'm gonna make a comeback.
- Here you go.
You're happy now, aren't ya?
- [Rhett] He is.
- What is she eating?
Is it an eclair, a sandwich, a strudel,
or that guy's Cialis pills?
- He's like, I'm gonna see what happens to her.
I know what happens to me.
- It's a very bulky pill.
- Four hours later, I call my friends.
That's what my dad said one time, he said, if you have
an erection that last for more than four hours,
call your friends, as opposed to call your doctor.
Like call your friends to brag.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not call your friends to invite them over.
Okay, that's not how you approach a sandwich.
And you don't have people around you that happy
when you're eating a sandwich,
you're eating a strudel or eclair.
And I'm gonna go with stru--,
what does even strudel look like?
Strudel, I'm gonna find out what it looks like,
it's under the black bar.
- No you won't, it is a sandwich.
- [Rhett] Nobody's that happy about a sandwich.
- [Link] And I don't even know if you can really call
this thing a sandwich, it's like a 55-year-old woman's
version of a s'more or something.
- That's cracker.
- Check out this dude.
You have no chance of winning this, by the way.
- It's all yours man.
- It's thawing out and I get to have it.
- This is about pride at this point.
- What is this guy eating?
This very intelligent looking man.
Is it a dog, a cat, a teddy bear, or a giant blob of pixels?
Why are you looking at me like that?
- That's a teddy bear under there,
because the bar is so big.
- Alright, let's take a look.
No, it's a giant blob of pixels.
- [Rhett] Ah come on, unpixelate that.
- [Link] I can't, that's it.
No I can, here it is.
Boom, it's a cat, you got it wrong twice.
- I had a 50-50 chance, I still got it wrong,
I said teddy bear.
- [Link] I was trying to help you out.
- [Rhett] Are you sure that's not a stuffed cat?
- Alright, remove the cat. - Give me half a point.
- And reveal the teddy bear.
No Rhett, it was a cat.
What about this one?
This is gonna connect with you.
What is thumbnail Rhett eating?
- I recognize him.
- Is he eating a duck ball pasta, bull penis pickle,
pig anus soup, or a mummified Egyptian cat penis?
- Now I don't remember those people.
- Hey, look back there.
There they are, maybe they'll comp it in, I don't know.
Yeah, you're in a corporate situation eating something,
the sad thing is you've eaten A, B, and C.
That's the real depressing part of this question.
- I'm trying to interpret my look there.
The thing is is that we get the thumbnails
after the video is over, so I don't even think
about what's in my hand at that point.
So I'm not able to interpret what I was actually thinking
at the time, because that was staged.
- Well you've done so horribly, I don't think any type
of logic, is useless.
- I look scared, I'm gonna say it's a bull penis pickle,
'cause that's the one that really scared me.
- Let's figure it out, here we go.
Boom, you're right, it is a bull penis pickle.
- [Rhett] I remember how it twisted up like that.
- And interesting fact, that bull penis
is actually censoring an act of corpreate espionage
But I said corporate wrong.
- Corpreate.
- Alright Rhett, you did not win this.
- You can have the apple. - But you know what,
I'll take it.
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