You're probably wondering 100 heroes how is that even possible?
That's what I said. It's so difficult to narrow it down to just 100 heroes, but I did it for YOU!
Number 100: Symetra
Why is she so low on this list? well, She's the only support hero the doesn't heal enough said number 99
Hanzo this guy's over here using a bow and arrow
It's the year twenty thousand six hundred and forty three get a real gun stupid
number 98: Orisa, her ultimate is a freaking bongo,
lame
Number 97 Donkey Kong his ultimate is a freaking Bongo not lame!
Number 96 the robot Butler on Oasis prepare to get served *laugh track*
Number 95 Mei she makes some pretty weak walls not as good as number 94
Donald Trump "honest with you a see through wall would look better you have you know you don't have that whatever it might be
Number 93 Gok- hey hey stop hacking me, man
Fuck number 92 male mercy just does whatever mercy does, but it's a guy number 91 Mundada. Oh?
You can't oh, yeah, we can't play him anymore
Number 90 Bastion he's okay. He does he does very little damage though number 89 training bots
Oh, my gosh look at that damage number 88 Pharah. I mean rockets are cool, but lasers are better
Number 86 Roadhog right now eh he's alright number 85 Road hog a year ago. What was that hook?WTF
number 84 DJ lucio
number 83
DJ Tanner check her out on fuller house only on Netflix number 82 I need healing
Number 81 JunkRat I would have put him higher, but he's not that good
He needs another buff number 80 Batman before he wouldn't kill anything, right? until the last patch
This guy kills everything now number 79
Reinhardt this guy can literally break the earth
But it's not as good as
number 78 Earth's tectonic plates now that is an earth shatter am I right?! number 77 is a tie between Ana and
Bill Cosby
number 75 obi-wan Kenobi this guy actually knows how to hold the high ground number 74 Darth Vader
But this guy knows how to hold the choke number 73 Zenyatta. You gotta have a lot of balls to play him
Number 72 and 71 is kind of a tie right now between Zarya and spongebob
I don't know, which one has the better bubbles number 70 tracer
She can go backwards in time, and she can go forwards in time like this
Okay on to our top 40 number 40 one punch man
He basically just copied doom fist number 39 doom fist he basically just copied Terry Crews
Number 38 Terry Crews number 37 Reaper, I would have put him a little bit higher
but he's a little too edgy for me number 36 Reaper with the beanie see that's much better number 35 and
34 are the ice climbers I will always be amazed by how Blizzard managed to pull off playing two characters at one time number 33
Mar- oh not this shit again
Number 32 the big asshole in illios number 31 the 26th hero don't know what it is yet?
But it's probably better than most of these heroes numbers 30 25 symmetric turrets number 24 gravity
Number 23, this kid number 22 the blue dragon no not this one
I'm talking about I'm talking about this one. Do people still get this reference is this game too old. I'm sorry number 21 Kevin
Oh Kevin
you silly goose number 20 is our final tie of the night
Between zero suit samus and zero suit d.va number 18 is our second favorite Winston in the game
Winston number 17 is our favorite Winston in the game dr. Winston. Yo this guy is broken right now
He needs a nerf for real number 16 goes to one of the best healers in the game dr.
Mario number 15 goes to d.vas mech. It's the real reason d.va gets any kills. Let's be honest number 14
Goes to Jack Morrison he's a really solid character
But I feel like he's a bit of a clone of number 13
Solder 76 don't people think it's kind of lazy that overwatch included all these cloned characters
I mean
There's no other game that does that so lazy
Right number 12 the best of the soldier clones the soldier number 11 that asshole director in the limo
Probably one of the most beloved characters in this game
Okay now on to our top ten this 10th character represents my culture
And I'm so glad that overwatch has such a vast pool of diversity so for number ten it had to go to
Widowmaker, I'm so glad that blue people are finally represented in games number nine
Oh, you son-of a bi- number eight the teleporter
Number seven McCree "you know what time it is" *Filthy frank goes across the screen and says:ItS tiMe tO stOp.*
Number six mcdonald's gets way too many kills every single year
BOOOOO
What...what too real for you? Oh come on number five goes to the most underrated healer in this game the payload ey
Buddy keep doing what you're doing you do it great
We love you man number four goes to the best healer in the game, mercy, currently She is completely broken and I can't what oh
She got a nerf recently. Oh never mind number four goes to male mercy again whoop male mercy
You're the best number three Torbjorn. I would have put him a little bit higher, but recently he's been outclassed by number two
Turret. Oh man. I think what is a
Majority of the top 500 players play turret, man. That's crazy right and the number one hero
in this game goes to
Jeff
Kaplan
Yep, I put him on this list because I think he's the best and not because he threatened to ban me I am NOT being
Forced to say this against my will (jeff says:we have taken disciplinary action against- (edited in the name:macro)
What are we as a community together going to do about it? Did you guys like my list if not,
Why don't you guys leave a list of your top 100 heroes in the comments section below?
I'm sure that those lists will be much better than mine
God dammit if someone accualy does that dude that would be so freaking stupid (he laughs as hes saying)
It's over Anakin I have the high ground