okay guys are you ready for a clash of anomalous Titans the likes of which the
fictional universe of the SCP foundation has never before seen well I say Titans
but only in the metaphorical sense because the only prize that these guys
are in line for is potentially ending the world as we know it let me introduce
you to two of the most infamous entries under the Foundation's current
containment scp-096 aka the shy guy and scp-173 aka well
peanut not exactly the most honorific of titles but if you know anything about
the SCP foundation you know that these guys are pretty big hitters or neck
snappers or movers I guess hello Internet what's going on and once
again welcome back the most inquisitive channel on YouTube life's biggest
questions as per usual you listen body floating voice Jack Finch as today we
curiously ask the question what if scp-096 for scp-173 brother the curious
amongst you that clip was from The Dark Knight starring the late great Heath
Ledger in his iconic unprecedented role as the Joker what's that got to do with
the SCP foundation you may ask well nothing really but it's important to
note that his infamous line will add a bit of perspective to this particular
hypothetical bout of anomalies what happens when an unstoppable force meets
an immovable object when scp-096 meets scp-173 yeah you get
the metaphor don't you before we ride on into this about to end or bounce it
would only be proper that we first take a look at each of our respective
contenders for those of you that don't know anything about the SCP foundation
now would probably be high time to go and check out our respective life's
biggest questions based on the two of them where we've diligently outlined
their mechanics and put them into several hypothetical scenarios most of
which end in complete and utter disaster for those of you that aren't so in car
now let's take a brief look at what they've got in store for us first up in
the blue corner we've got scp-096 as the record states the shy guy is a euclid
class humanoid creature measuring approximately two point three eight
meters in height the subject shows very little muscle mass but luckily for him
this brawl isn't pertinent to a weigh-in and despite him exhibiting signs of
malnutrition his physical stature by no means coincides with his ability to
obliterate his opponent Oh 9 6 has elongated clawed arms that
are grossly out of proportion with the rest of his body each measuring
approximately 1.5 meters its jaw can open to four times the norm of an
average humans and it uses that anomalous quirk to gobble up its victims
with startling efficiency put it this way scp-096 has no time but left overs
and the most important facet of scp-096 which will play the largest part in this
hypothetical battle comes with its most important anomalous function whenever
someone views the physical image of the shy guy beer in person in a video feed
or even a still photograph it will enter a state of considerable emotional
distress and within several minutes of the viewing begin running at speeds of
up to several hundred kilometers an hour towards the person or persons that
viewed it and by running I mean that it will literally traverse any and every
terrain on the planet and cannot be stopped by any known physical material
or object yeah if you couldn't tell already this guy is our unstoppable
force and the main thing to remember for this contender is don't look at it ever
ever on the flip side to that we have scp-173 also known as peanut yeah a name
to strike terror into the hearts of humankind but seriously this particular
anomalous entity is damn terrifying in the red corner hailing from site-19
scp-173 is an anomalous object of unknown origin exhibited as a strangely
adorned statue it is constructed from concrete and rebar spattered with traces
of Krylon brand spray-paint but despite its appearance scp-173 is Hanuma an
extremely hostile but but scp-173 particular terrifying function comes as
a complete contrast to that of SCP onine 6 s you see 173 cannot move whilst
within direct line-of-sight much similar to the weeping angels of Doctor Who Fame
and if that line of sight is ever broken even by blinking then 173 will
instantaneously attack its victim by snapping their neck at the base of the
skull or in rare circumstances strangulation you can see where we're
going with this one right a creature that you cannot look at versus a
creature that will instantly end your life the moment you look away from it
unstoppable force meets a movable object it's almost poetic isn't it the thing is
though this hypothetical bow isn't exactly as straightforward as it may
seem or even as one-sided for that matter
in fact depending on your particular SCP Canon this titanic battle has already
been planed out by foundation researchers as the test results show
initially an image of our 9:6 was projected into one seven threes
containment cells and initially the statue showed zero reaction to it
perhaps due to the fact that it's well a statue whether this was because one
seven three was unaware of what oh nine six is or simply wasn't concerned at all
is completely unknown but when oh nine six inevitably arrived a one seven three
cell that's when the real bloodbath began it's important another scp-173 is
capable of moving at anomalous speeds literally quicker than the blink of an
eye and when scp-096 first breached its containment cell 173 was easily fast
enough to avoid all of the shyguys attacks which if you can tell is pretty
unprecedented in the test logs the next instance ended quicker than a flash
crunch 173 snapped the shy guy's neck with ease despite it having an anomalous
bone structure that was otherwise thought to be impervious but this is the
point in the fight when oh nine six pulled the classic Rocky Balboa and
after several minutes completely regenerated and staggered back to its
feet the same exact scenario played out again over and over for five hours
straight every time one seven three would snap
the charr guy's neck with relative ease and every time scp-096 would eventually
regenerate under its anomalous wherewithal flung back into a signature
range state where it attempts to maul and ravage the statue but it's exactly
that statue and a movable object that can also snap the neck of any creature
in a nanosecond in fact in all likelihood this hypothetical bout could
potentially continue infinitely in a cycle of neck snapping and anomalous
regeneration as the two terrifying entities grasped in chaos without coming
to the realization that neither can defeat the other however in the
foundation cannon test logs it is important to note that eventually after
over five hours of the same played out assault
scp-096 eventually whimpered and fled from the containments out where it was
bagged and tagged by mobile task force and returned to his own containment area
in that sense this is a win for scp-173 you cannot defeat and
you cannot not get your next snap by it even if you are a terrifying unstoppable
anomalous entity such as scp-096 in that case if this battle was based on a point
system similar to a boxing bow that probably puts scp-173 on a pretty
one-sided decision even if this endless cycle of destruction did go on for at
least five hours at roughly one next snap a minute that's 16x naps an hour
300 neck snaps over a five-hour period so in that case that's scp-173 300 neck
snaps to scp-096 is zero in that case peanut wins whether we have it our
play-by-play to the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object and the
question what if scp-096 for scp-173 peanut wins kind of well what do you
guys think do you agree do you think scp-106 would have taken the fight
instead let us know your thoughts down in the comment section below as well as
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