- Whose fault was it that we stopped being friends?
- I'm going to say yours.
- Really? - I threw a heel at you!
Like you had to have said something stupid to me and mean.
- Yeah, but you threw a heel at me!
- It was my birthday!
(Classical Music)
Just like college. - (laughs)
- (Interviewer) Who are you two,
and how do you know each other?
- I'm Jay.
- I'm Jasmine.
- We used to be best friends.
- (Interviewer) When did you stop being best friends?
- That was two, over two years ago.
We had a 'twin party,' joking that it was our birthday,
and we both got really sloshed off of
jungle juice that I made.
And I dunno, I don't remember, we started fighting.
- And you threw a shoe at me!
- (chuckles) I threw my heel at her full force.
I don't even remember what we fought about,
if I'm gonna be honest. - No, I don't either.
- Yeah, and then we didn't talk for
like a month and a half after that.
- (chuckles) Yeah.
Why did we stop being friends?
- We, we got into a big argument, I threw my heel at you.
Again, I don't remember.
Also, you're a messy drunk.
I think that also added to it too.
- Eh.
I feel like it might've been a long time coming, though.
Like we were kind of spending too much time together
and I remember myself getting pretty annoyed
at you for like little things.
Like really stupid things.
Like you once took five minutes too long driving
to my house,
and I got really pissed off. (laughing)
- Fuck you! (laughing)
- (Interviewer) You two were spending too much time
with each other?
- We didn't even live together,
but I would go... - You were always at my house.
- I'd go to her house, we'd do homework together.
Yeah, pretty much, there - Yeah.
- I crashed on her couch a lot.
Have you ever seen or heard me having sex?
- No.
(both laughing)
- Oh, yeah, that's true, I'm a virgin, so that adds up.
- Whose fault was it that we stopped being friends?
- I'm going to say yours.
- Really?
- I threw a heel at you!
Like you had to have said something stupid to me and mean.
- Yeah, but you threw a heel at me!
- It was my birthday! (laughs)
It was my birthday and you made me mad!
- (Interviewer) But who was the person who decided, like,
to cut the other person off?
- I think that's on both of us.
- It was, we literally, I did not talk to her for a month.
- I just didn't text you, yeah.
- Didn't text her for a month, and then when we met up again
we were both kind of like.
- We still, like, hung out in groups
for the rest of the year.
It just, like it wasn't the same, but...
- Yeah I stopped going to your parties,
I felt uncomfortable.
- Have you ever had a sex dream about me?
- I'm gonna drink, I'm gonna, - Okay...
- I'm gonna take a drink.
- (Interviewer) Aren't you curious about this sex dream?
- I'm, I don't want to know. (laughs)
- Well, how about me?
- No. I can say that with (laughs) confidence
that I have never... (Jay laughing)
Between us who is more successful?
- It's me. (laughs)
I'm published, I'm produced
but you're also... - I'm just a teaching artist.
- (whispers) Sometimes. (laughs)
Yeah but you're also, like, a soft manager at a store.
So, like, in a capitalistic system, you do better!
- I'm winning, but literally everything else?
You're winning.
- Yeah, I'm produced, published.
It's like different forms of success because success, like,
like money and time, it's relative.
Do you think we could ever
be friends again? - Yeah.
- (Interviewer) Could you ever be best friends again,
can that happen?
- Yeah, I think we've, we've learned.
- I actually got on meds after our friend break up,
'cause I was really anxious for that whole month after that.
It was kind of debilitating, gonna be honest.
- Yeah.
I mean, it just makes sense, now, looking back at all
of my anxiety and my anger,
directed towards you was kind of just irrational
or agitated manic episodes.
Like I don't think I was actually mad at you
but I think it was a moment where I was,
you know I was going through it.
- No, I'm happy that you're
finally on the correct medication.
- Should we take a shot to be friends again?
- Yeah.
- (singsong) Friends again, shots for friends.
- (Interviewer) How was this?
- How was this?
- This was fun, yeah.
- This was fun, I had a lot of fun doing this.
- I did, too.
- (Interviewer) Would you play this game with your friends?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
We love stupid games. - Mhm.