In the show business still finding his way but he's made a bit of a name from
self by teasing us and the judges people know enough Stephen Mulhern although if
the cup it now its schoolboy comedian Ned Woodman
I'm Ned Woodman and I'm eight and I am a comedian why are people so excited about
that talking dog on Britian's Got Talent? Amanda Holden's been on it for years I
don't think I learned to like my jokes but Savage
I do know that Amanda won't buzz me I think she still enjoyed the performance
it's a woof from me well done you got four yesses Ned
To get four yesses made me really happy after my audition I performed a gig at
my school it was really fun meeting Anton Deck
I am never quite sure which one supposed to be the funny one. I made all my
friends and teachers laugh that's why I like doing comedy cause when they laugh it makes me happy
my dad or my brother inspired me to do comedy and they helped me write
some of my jokes I'm really happy that I'm in the semi-finals I want to get to the
final alone. I practiced for a really long time for tonight's performance I brought more
jokes about the judges is so they have to watch out. Stay savage. [Applause, Troublemaker plays]
who here is enjoying themselves
well some people said that my audition was a bit rude for a kid so in the end the
producers gave me this here goes what do you call a duck with the broken leg lame
who writes this rubbish? David Williams! [Applause]
Amanda, after last time I'm trying to come with a nice things to say about you!
so please help me get through to the final cause I'm going to need a lot more time [presses buzzer]
At my audition, I only managed to get one joke out before I heard that sound that we all dread but
after all you get used to an inches long
I love being on BGT all these losers desperate to be famous
Or after all I've always known: The judges..
savagesorry I know I know don't be honey it's my birthday next week
am I on to get me a present she said don't open it until actual birthday
she's bad luck I thought that's a nasty thing to get a kid for their birthday
and then there's my man she sold her to my granddad big brown eyes something
it's right that's what I really wanted which is money
it's nothing up kid white light shine lies nothing some fun
teeth
please look good for each age he's intelligent talented generous and humble
he told himself I took my job back she's poorly and that
said if you don't treat him immediately he could die cited to Disneyland
please still sighs so I finish it up because I got to meet my favorite double
act they really make me laugh eventually at safe Holly spin it
I'm going to go let's be nice this time conducting an owl
vaccinations by the way I'm coming OB don't you know what that means
my guess is old boring and stainer
that's good news isn't it David the truant are the you'll be next
now you're probably wondering why my parents let me get away with being so
cheeky but what you should be wondering is how
I started off this performance in a gray jacket
ah Ned you know I've just got a feeling at
about 10 years time you might be sitting in this chair so funny so cheeky
I mean the dog Jo with Amanda honestly is one of the funniest things we ever
had on this show the fact that Amanda didn't find it
funny maybe even funny for me you know what's so funny about you as well as is
that it's not how are you and well I've been nine four full days so maybe nine
years old you come on this live show no nerves either gizzards eyes I love it
really good for you that was an incredibly confident performance from
anyone let alone someone is just four days into their ninth birthday
you're like a very cute little kitten II might struggle as soon as you do they
bite you I look upon you as but brilliant jokes brilliantly delivered
well done then started confident it was written so well and I think you are a
star of the future that was really really good
yeah Nedley what can I say I would never oppressed my butter you
can and you can know that I'm sure because he was brilliant this evening I
thought it was nice clever like much cleverer than your previous audition the
jokes were better and even though they were aimed at us all they were had they
were wish yeah I thought they were much better they were less hurtful
do you watch telly ago yeah called me to Ross then called me I'm gone yeah
working Ouija tape rice ha maybe him now they said stop it
in the final instead of running for the Royal Variety the number to call his own
I know so 44 24:04 come along
6:44 24:04 or bought via the after remember button doesn't answer we've
seen all a time
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