- Welcome back to Good Day Westeros!
We're gonna get right into it.
- Winter is here and the North is really feeling it.
- Brr!
- But what weather can you expect in your neck of the woods?
- Jon Snow might be rightful heir to the throne
but what does that mean for the realm
and how is the queen going to take it?
- Which queen?
- Any of 'em, all of 'em.
All the queens.
- Meanwhile, the Kingslayer has been spotted in Winterfell.
Does this mean a change of allegiance
or is it one of Cersei's famous traps?
- I'm Proma.
- I'm Bob.
- And this is Good Day Westeros.
(upbeat music)
- It's a beautiful day here in King's Landing
despite the fact that winter is here.
- It sure is.
Let's check in with our meteorologist,
resident White Walker Bran Grumble.
(Bran grumbles)
- Morbid!
Well, that's that for weather.
- Here in the studio we have the opportunity
to talk with famous winter skeptic Maester Edgarth Chambers
of the Citadel.
Ed, thanks for taking the time to be with us this morning.
- Thrilled to be here, Proma.
- Now Ed, you are famously quoted saying
that global cooling is a myth.
Can you explain that?
- Happy to, Proma.
Most of this global cooling
that some of these liberal maesters are talking
about is absolute hogwash.
It's all a scheme funded by the Iron Bank of Davos
to push the new clean energy initiative across Westeros,
knowing full well that it would destroy the 1000s of oil
and coal jobs in and around King's Landing
to overthrow the Lannisters.
- Well, what about the weather change?
The decreased temperatures, the ice north of the wall.
- Let me ask you one question, Proma.
You seem like a smart lady.
If winter is really here, how did the wall melt?
- Okay, that's all we have time for Ed, thank you.
- Thank you, Proma.
- A dragon's fireball has dropped on Westeros,
figuratively, Jon Snow, King of the North,
winner of the Battle of Bastards,
is actually not a bastard at all.
(Proma gasps)
A little bird tells us that Jon's--
- This bird?
This is Helen or Purd.
They look the same.
- Helen, Purd, thanks for joining us.
Previously believed to be the bastard son of Ned Stark,
Jon is actually the legitimate son of Rhaegar Targaryen
and Lyanna Stark.
- That is crazy and that means according to some
that he is rightful heir to the Iron Throne.
- My bracket is toast.
Joining us now we have three representatives
from different areas of the realm
to discuss this important topic.
First, representing King's Landing, we have former Maester
and Advisor to the Queen, Qyburn.
- Yes, happy to be here.
- Next, representing the North, Lady Lyanna Mormont.
- This is a complete waste of my time.
- And last but not least, representing the Unsullied,
we have Grey Worm.
- Thank you, Bob.
Very honored to be here
to represent Queen Daenerys Stormborn
of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name,
Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men,
Lady of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm,
Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen,
Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt,
Breaker of Chains and the Mother of Dragons.
- Well it's great to have you all here.
Now as you've all heard, it's come to light
that Jon Snow is not actually a bastard
but is, in fact, Aegon Targaryen.
Does that make him the rightful heir?
- Any discussion regarding the rightful heir
to the throne is pointless.
Cersei Lannister is our queen and she has proven time
and time again that she will protect us against usurpers,
foreigners, invaders and vegans.
She is the one true queen.
- You say Cersei prove herself as queen.
Cersei only proven that she will lie, use and kill
to get what she want and what is good for her,
controlling people like they are slaves.
Queen Daenerys, Stormborn of the House Targaryen,
the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar
and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms
and Protector of the Realm, Lady of Dragonstone,
Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea,
the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and The Mother of Dragons,
she freed slaves, saved lives and fight to this day
against the enemy from the North
to protect all the people, not just her family.
She is the one true queen.
- Leave it to a slave to blindly follow a foreign usurper.
- She is no usurper.
She is queen Daenerys, Stormborn of House Targaryen,
the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals.
- Yes, we got it the first time.
- You are the blind one, blindly following a mad woman
to certain death.
- Oh, is that a threat?
- It is promise.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, it is heating up in here.
What say you Lady Mormont?
- Grown men could be such idiots.
- This brings up something I think we're all wondering,
Lady Mormont, how old are you really?
- 47.
- How is that possib--
- It doesn't matter how old I am.
Can't you all see the obvious choice here?
Jon is the King of the North.
He is still stock, mostly now
that he's no longer a bastard.
Many believe the Targaryens are the rightful line
to the Throne, so if the Mother of the Dragons
and the King of the North are both Targaryens
with legitimate claims to the Throne
and they are already romantically involved then
- Why you stop talking?
- Gaw!
Then they should rule together!
- They have to overcome the Lannister army first.
- What army?
We destroyed your army.
- Just wait until you see our new army,
fully funded by the Iron Bank.
- Tell me when and where.
I've come here to-- - Targaryen, I need you!
- We're done here.
I need a drink.
- Get the Lady a warm milk.
- Okay, thank you to all of our guests for your insight.
We will now conclude with our segment
the Red Woman reads her predictions.
- Lord of Light, guide my hand as my allegiances sway
from episode to episode, help me portend
the future of Jon Snow.
The Tower, the card of catastrophe and enlightenment,
as Jon has learned his new identity,
it has revealed things about his past,
but what does that mean?
The Two of Swords.
Many options now present themselves.
None of them, in fact, are optimal.
Oh, yes, the Wheel of Fortune.
Things are not as they seem
but we must surrender to our fate, whatever it may be.
Back to you at the studio.
- Thank you, Melisandre.
Your talents are equal parts haunting
and seemingly obvious to the point of fallacy.
Until tomorrow, this is Good Day Westeros
and remember, the night is dark.
- And full of terrors.