Clyde, I have a major emergency on my hands.
As soon as I saw your message, I dropped everything.
Although, I should eventually go back and pick up
that vision board I was making.
What's the emergency?
I did something terrible.
Did you spill flippy on Lola's Little Miss Steam Queen sash?
Worse. I kinda sorta...
accidentally...
deleted my sisters' DVR recordings
on the TV to make room for the 24-hour Argg marathon.
[gasping]
Clyde, I think you might be frozen, buddy.
Oh, I'm not frozen.
I'm just in shock.
This is bad. I know, but I was thinking,
with your help, I could make my sisters
"I'm sorry I deleted everything on the TV to make room
for the Argg marathon" cupcakes.
Hm. That's going to take a lot of frosting.
You're right. That's not going to work.
See, this is exactly why I need your help.
Oh, I know. What if you made a cupcake
for each of your sisters?
Make it more personal.
That's perfect.
Ah, I can already feel Lynn loosening
the revenge wedgie she promised me later.
Let's start with Leni.
For Leni, I was thinking we could do a mint flavor base
and we accessorize with ta buttercream frosting.
And for the final touch, we add a pair of sunglasses
to complete the look.
Leni will think she's looking at a mirror.
Literally, this is perfect.
Okay, let's do Luna next.
For the sister who has a rock and roll vinyl library.
that rivals my dad's classical harpsichord one,
I was thinking we could make her cupcake
look like a gold record.
That's a great idea.
The title track of course being
Please Forgive Your Brother, Lincoln. He's really sorry.
I think it will be a hit.
I can hear now.
♪ Please forgive Your brother Lincoln! ♪
[laughing] It's already catching on.
So for Luna's cupcake, we would start with a lemon cake
and add a golden lemon frosting
to give it its round vinyl shape.
With a homemade label and a few British flags,
This gold record is ready to rock.
[gasping]
Whoa, look at tall these gold records!
Let's try Luan next.
This one will be easy, though.
There's one thing Luan loves eating
almost as much as she loves throwing.
[laughing]
Banana pies.
And I have the perfect recipe from my Nana Gail.
The cupcake will be banana flavored.
We'll top it off with whipped cream,
banana slices and a cherry.
Let's hope this one ends up in her stomach
and not on my face.
[arguing]
Or not.
Okay, Lynn 's turn.
This one will be tricky.
She's a little superstitious about her pregame meals.
Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln.
Leave it to me. For a protein packed treat,
we'll substitute the batter with unsweetened
applesauce and whole grains.
Then we'll use a non-sugar frosting
with peanut butter powder on top.
She'll be game ready in no time.
Woohoo!
LJ all day, bay-bay!
Lynn! Lynn! Lynn! Lynn! Lynn!
We'll make these a new pregame tradition for her.
I think Lynn has enough of those to keep her busy as it is.
It reeks of hot jellyfish in here.
It's good luck for the team.
Bring the stink! Bring the stink!
Bring the stink!
It's good luck for the team.
Lori, get up there with our mascot and do the wiggle.
Please don't make me do this.
[laughing]
It's good luck for the team.
Lucy's up next.
Maybe we could do something Vampires of Melancholia themed.
Oh, that gives me an idea.
What do you think of when you think vampire?
- Garlic bread. - Close.
I was thinking something regal and sophisticated,
like Edwin himself.
And now an all new episode of Vampires of Melancholia.
Ah, blissful solitude at last.
Picture this. A red velvet cupcake
with cream cheese frosting.
Then we can use melted marshmallows.
to string them like cobwebs.
I've want to eat this cupcake.
Ah, I don't know how you do it.
This is easy. I've had my fair share
of culinary emergencies before.
- Phew. - It is gorgeous.
OK, Lola and Lana are next.
After some thought,
I know just what to do.
Lana's cupcake will have a chocolate cookie crumble
base with chocolate frosting.
Um, kinda looks like...
[gasping] Dirt! Keep going.
- Don't let me stop you. - After garnishing the dirt
cupcakes with gummy worms, we have ourselves a mini mud pie.
[gasping]
Speechless, huh?
Well, I think that means we've found our cake.
[yelling and grunting]
What do you have for toppings?
Any worms or bugs we could sample?
I'm sure we could find something in the pantry.
Oh, those are just some exploding candles.
Wait. Be careful with those!
[gasping and screaming]
[gasping]
Now Lola's, on the other hand, will be much more fabulous.
A strawberry pink base with buttercream toppings
and edible glitter, lots of glitter.
Glitter!
Glitter. Nice.
We're almost done.
Lisa is up next.
Lisa is actually a pretty good culinary scientist.
Her glow-yos recipe was ingenious.
All I did was infuse the bioluminescent DNA
of the Aequorea Victoria jellyfish into a cookie.
I call them glow-yos.
I thought we could use that recipe
to make the world's first glow in the dark cupcakes.
By mixing in yellow cake batter,
these bad boys will shine day and night,
And last but not least, Lily.
As the little artist in the family,
I was thinking the cupcake should reflect that.
Inside we would do a funfetti mixture.
And on top, Lily's favorite dessert
Huh? Ice ceam?
[gasping]
[giggling]
Oh, man, You really saved the day, Clyde.
I'm just thankful none of my parent's shows got deleted.
Lincoln, you're grounded!
Uh, I spoke too soon.
Good luck, buddy.
Thanks. I'll need it. Bye!