And now, it’s time for another episode of Is This Normal!
When we last left off before the commercial break Hailey was in the lead after she crushed
that cervix category.
Our next category up is periods!
Okay, first question:
Normal!
Normal, Hailey that’s correct.
Second Question:
Anna.
Normal.
Correct!
For a bonus, can you tell me when is your flow is so heavy that it’s not normal?
If you get this question right you will win a prize.
Tabitha, tell her what she’ll win.
If Anna answers correctly, she will win one pair of comfortable white granny panties for
those period days when you just can’t.
It’s not normal when you have to use more than one pad or tampon every hour and you’re
in so much pain that it gets in the way of living your life.
Correct!
That’s when you should ask a doctor or nurse for help.
Congrats on the panties, Anna!
And they are tax deductible panties.
Final question:
Tiffany?
Trick question.
That is a sex doll.
Correct!
That is not a human woman, that is a sex doll.
Okay, next category up:
Alright, my vagina has an odor that is slightly musty.
Normal, that’s from the vaginal flora
that work to make the vagina’s pH slightly acidic.
That’s correct but no extra points for those correct facts, but now we all know that Hailey’s a kiss-ass.
Alright, next question:
Normal.
Normal, yes normal.
Final question:
That’s a sex doll.
Sex doll again, that is correct Anna.
Okay.
Excuse me, I’m sorry.
What if your pagina’s a little achy?
Did you say pagina?
Yeah, pagina.
It’s vagina.
Vagina?
Vagina.
Like, it’s always been like that?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Okay, now it’s time for a lightning round of everyone’s favorite category, say it with me everyone:
Discharge!
First question:
Normal.
Correct.
Normal.
Normal!
That is correct.
Normal?
Ah, I am sorry Anna.
Bye bye all of Anna’s money, goodbye.
It’s not normal.
But I thought you said everything on this show is normal.
It almost is, not everything is, but if your discharge is, is like that, you should go
see everyone’s favorite person, say it with me:
the pussy doctor!
Look at her give out candy, and you’re in luck because today our in-house gynecologist
will be giving every audience member a free pap test!
So put up your feet, there are stirrups beneath everyone’s seat, and up first is our winner, Hailey!
Oh, look at that, but you’re all winners in my book.
Okay, get on up there, Hailey.
That’s been it for this episode.
We will see you next Tuesday
on the next episode of Is This Normal!
And again, it is.
It most likely is.
I mean, bodies are just like, they’re weird and they’re, you know, there are gross aspects
but they’re not really gross ‘cause they’re how it’s meant to work.
So it’s not, you know, normal’s also a relative term but I didn’t name the show,
I just got hired as a host for the show.