- "What age is it safe to use urine on a child's skin?"
What?
Get outta here, Karen.
Karens!
We all know somebody who is entitled,
misinformed, and demanding.
Today I'm reacting to medical Karens that got it all wrong.
This could get heated.
- I'll put fish hooks in your nipples
and fly you of the Chrysler Building, you got that?
- Let's dive right in.
"Precum has sperm in it."
Yes.
"I worked at PP," I'm assuming that's Planned Parenthood,
"And we did three abortions on three different virgins.
They were fooling around and precum got on their thigh
and swam all the way home."
(Dr. Jordan laughs)
Who's reading this?
This is ridiculous.
Sperm and semen cannot not survive on surfaces
for a long period of time.
Could it be there and then you bring the semen and sperm
into the vaginal vault?
Yes, maybe there's a potential
of having your pregnancy at that point,
but it just doesn't sit there,
and then the sperm swim up your leg and make it up there.
Doctor spends years studying for a degree,
Karens after googling essential oils for five minutes.
"Let's go practice medicine."
- Mind if I take a look.
I'm I actually doctor, so.
- Yeah, you said that several times last night,
but really you're just a dentist.
- I don't think Karens take into consideration in the moment
that the doctor standing in front of them
went to four years of college,
four years of medical school,
and a minimum of three years of residency.
But some go all the way up to eight years of residency
and don't start their medical career
until they're in their mid 30s.
It's great to be an advocate for your own health,
it is wonderful that you ask questions to the doctor,
but the doctor is an expert.
Just because I googled how to fly a plane,
doesn't mean I know how to fly a plane.
Most men are attracted to younger women
and women are attracted to older men.
There's a reason for that.
Natures law, prevent the extension.
Sorry gurls.
(crickets chirping)
- I'm not exactly sure what we're trying to say here,
but let's put this theory to a test.
Let me know.
Are you attracted to somebody older than you
or are you attracted to somebody who's younger than you?
A woman's uterus can fall out of her vagina
if the muscles are too weak.
Well, that one actually is kinda true.
It's called a uterine prolapse.
- You understand the words that are coming out of my mouth.
- Sometimes elderly patients
will come to the emergency department
with a prolapse uterus.
What we end up doing
is actually manually pushing it back in,
but the issue ends up being it doesn't have enough structure
to prevent it from falling out again.
So any type of Valsalva
or increasing abdominal pressure or intra-abdominal pressure
can push it out.
There are some things called the pessary.
So pessary is a device
that you can actually put inside the vagina
that tries to keep the structure
to prevent the uterus from coming out.
Or you can actually have
different type of sling type surgeries
where an Ob/Gyn actually does a surgery that kinda tags it
and pulls the uterus back up.
"What age is it safe to use urine on a child's skin?"
What?
"The second they are born.
It's what they come out of."
Oh my God!
Oh, what the heck is this group?
What is Urine Therapy?
No.
There's a sack within the uterus that the baby is in
surrounded by amniotic fluid.
- [Kate] Angie, I think your water broke.
- Wait, what?
- And then there's the bladder,
which is a separate organ that has a separate tube
and they have separate hole.
And so no, they don't connect.
There is studies that show
that there are some bacteria that are in urine.
It's not necessarily sterile.
Don't put urine on people.
Karens after wearing a mask for five minutes.
Half of my respiratory organs were destroyed. (laughs)
Get over the mask thing, okay?
I've worn a mask every day
for the last two and a half years.
And I went to the doctor recently.
Had normal pulmonary function test, had normal labs.
Everything is okay.
All my organs are working just fine.
And there's so many statements out there,
misinformation out there about breathing your own air.
- Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.
- And increased levels of carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide,
all these other things.
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Mother sues hospital after sun turns gay from vaccine shot.
No, this is absurd,
that a vaccine would cause somebody
to change their sexual orientation and preference.
Get outta here, Karen.
"Was trying to think of the least scary thing
I could be for Halloween, so I became the measles."
Oh my gosh!
Measles is scary, okay?
Holy cow, it is like airborne.
- What are you talking about?
- [Man] It's gone airborne.
- It's spread super easy.
There are people out there that have permanent disabilities
or have died because of measles.
If you guys didn't know, my very first video
and one of the reasons I started this YouTube channel,
was because of measles.
So go back and check that video out.
That was my first one years ago.
"I've been having trouble breathing lately
and my doctor told me to get tested for this Kung Flu."
(record scratches)
It seems like a quite derogatory terms.
Just totally inappropriate and doesn't help anybody.
"Luckily, I still have my oxygen tank
from my cancer treatments to keep me going.
I don't need to hear what a liberal doctor say.
God will keep me healthy."
(fist thuds)
I love this whole liberal doctor thing
'cause I work with doctors who are liberal,
I work with doctors who are conservative,
doctors who are moderates.
At the end of the day the commonality
is we all just practice medicine,
we all take the same board exams, the same tests,
and we're held to the same standards by the medical board.
I think it's really good that people have a belief in God
or a spiritual backing,
because I've seen it help.
It helps in many different situations
that I come across in the emergency department.
But you also have to think like God put these people
in your life or in your path
to potentially help you.
There're many different ways to look at it.
And so when somebody approaches me that way
we have a very good conversation about it,
and I give all the facts and the resources that I have
and we make educational decisions together.
- You don't prescribe medicine based on guesses.
- "If broccoli was healthy, you could put it in a syringe
and inject it into your bloodstream.
Try it, you'll die."
- Well, have you thought about, I don't know,
not doing that?
- If I put many things into a juice machine
and juiced it and try to put it in a syringe,
yes it will hurt me and kill me.
Or you can cause infection, strokes,
and clotting cascade, all these different things.
Medications and different fluids that we put in your body
are sterilized.
They've been checked to make sure
that they're safe in humans.
Broccoli is part of the cruciferous family.
They have fiber and they have other nutrients in it.
So it's good for your gut.
We ingest them by eating them, mastication,
breaking 'em down, putting it in our stomach,
and absorbing it that that way.
And we absorb the nutrients that way.
Putting into a syringe and putting in your vein,
you don't get the nutrients the right way.
We can't cheat the system.
Get outta here, Karen.
That was actually pretty interesting.
Some of them were a little out there,
some were actually on points.
I enjoyed reacting to those, breaking 'em down.
If you guys want me to debunk any Karen statements
that you've heard, or seen, or come across,
send them my way.
And a little secret, not all Karens are Karens.
You know what I mean?
Karens, it's just the name that we've come up with.
I know many Karens in my life
that are wonderful, awesome human beings,
same with those Chads out there.
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