SOMETHING EDUCATIONAL.
LAST NIGHT ON THE SHOW I
MENTIONED WE HAVE A NEW BACHELOR
HERE AT ABC.
HIS NAME IS COLTEN YURCHD WOOD,
FORMER NFL PLAYER.
HE WAS ON "THE BACHELORETTE."
BECCA DID NOT CHOOSE HIM.
HE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A VIRGIN.
HE'S A 26-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN.
GUILLERMO, HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN
YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
>> Guillermo: 14.
>> Jimmy: 14 YEARS OLD.
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WHEN YOU HAVE A BODY LIKE THAT,
YOU DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE 18.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU USE IT.
ANYWAY, I WANTED TO HELP COLTON.
HE'S NEVER DONE IT.
AND I HAVE, A LOT, I'M REALLY
GOOD AT IT, ACTUALLY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO BEFORE HE WINDS UP IN SOME
KIND OF DIFFICULT SITUATION IN
THE FANTASY SUITE, I THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE WISE TO SIT COLTON DOWN
TO TEACH HIM AN IMPORTANT THING
THAT AN ADULT NEEDS TO KNOW.
COLTON, COME HERE.
YOU SIT RIGHT THERE.
AND I'LL SIT RIGHT HERE.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL.
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING THE
BACHELOR.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT.
THIS TIME IT'S A LITTLE BIT
DIFFERENT, ISN'T IT?
BECAUSE YOU ARE A VIRGIN?
>> YES, SIR.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
EXACTLY?
>> I MEAN -- I DON'T KNOW, I
THINK --
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HAS ANYONE EVER EXPLAINED THE
BIRDS AND BEES TO YOU, SAT YOU
DOWN?
>> I HAVE NEVER HAD THAT TALK IN
MY LIFE.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHERE
BABIES COME FROM?
>> I HAVE AN IDEA.
>> Jimmy: TELL ME WHAT YOUR IDEA
IS.
>> YOU KNOW, I THINK WHEN A MAN
LOVES A WOMAN, THEN THEY GO INTO
THE BEDROOM --
>> Jimmy: DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THE
BEDROOM.
IT COULD BE THE CAR.
COULD BE AN ELEVATOR.
COULD BE THE FANTASY SUITE.
>> OH.
>> Jimmy: MY WIFE'S PARENTS
CONCEIVED HER ON THE KITCHEN
TABLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> MAGIC ANYWHERE?
>> Jimmy: MAGIC CAN HAPPEN
ANYWHERE, YEAH.
>> GOTCHA.
>> Jimmy: IS THIS SOMETHING THAT
YOU'RE WAITING TO BE MARRIED
FOR?
>> NO, I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE
RIGHT PERSON, THE RIGHT HEART.
AND -- I DON'T KNOW, I HOLD A
LOT OF VALUE INTO IT.
>> Jimmy: I ADMIRE THAT.
I THINK THAT'S GREAT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: IT'S TOTALLY WEIRD BUT
IT'S NICE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO WHAT BASIS -- DO YOU KNOW
THE --
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I WAS LIKE -- I THINK THIRD.
>> Jimmy: THIRD BASE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK
THIRD BASE REPRESENTS?
>> EVERYBODY BUT LIKE THE FINAL
PRODUCT.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE HALFWAY
DOWN THE LINE.
I WOULD IMAGINE PRETTY ANXIOUS
FOR THAT SINGLE MAYBE TO RIGHT
FIELD SO YOU CAN --
>> JUST GET HOME.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU CAN SCORE YEAH.
>> RIGHT, RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: LET ME GET SOME VISUAL
AIDS THAT I THINK WILL HELP
HERE.
OKAY.
NOW.
THIS IS --
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW WHICH PART IS THE
PENIS?
>> YES, YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT?
>> I'M GOOD.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
THIS IS THE PENIS.
THIS IS ONE OF THE TESTICLES.
THE OTHER IS TUCKED IN BEHIND.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS AND I
DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN A MAN IS WITH SOMEONE TO
WHOM HE'S ATTRACTED, THE PENIS
WITH FILL WITH SOME KIND OF A
CEMENT-LIKE --
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>> BONER.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> YOU GET A BONER.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> I'VE BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE.
DO YOU HAVE A BONER RIGHT NOW?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T.
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: MAYBE HALFWAY.
ANYWAY, WHEN YOU GET A BONER, AS
YOU SAY, THE PENIS GOES UP.
AND THEN YOU INSERT THAT BONER
INTO THIS.
>> WOW.
>> Jimmy: WHICH IS UPSIDE DOWN,
I THINK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S A WEIRD VIEW COMPARED
TO THAT ONE.
>> Jimmy: IT IS WEIRD BUT THEY
GO TOGETHER.
I MEAN, THEY'RE LIKE -- WHAT
HAPPENS HERE IS --
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS, THE PENIS, GOES INTO --
>> THAT.
>> Jimmy: WHAT THEY CALL THE
VIR-GINA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AT A CERTAIN MOMENT, SPERM COMES
OUT OF --
>> YEAH, YEAH, I REMEMBER --
HEALTH CLASS, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE HAD THIS, OKAY.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT FERTILIZES -- I
THINK THESE MIGHT BE -- I DON'T
KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, I THINK
THEY MIGHT BE EGGS OR OVARIES.
IT FERTILIZES SOMETHING IN
THERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY
FERTILIZE?
>> YEAH, YEAH.
THEY SWIM UP INTO THE -- INTO
THE EGGS.
>> Jimmy: THEY DO?
>> I THINK.
>> Jimmy: OH.
AND THE EGG BECOMES WHAT THEY
CALL A BABY OMELETTE.
AND IT FORMS A HUMAN BEING.
THAT HUMAN BEING COMES OUT.
AND IT WAKES YOU UP REALLY EARLY
EVERY SINGLE MORNING.
SOMETIMES MANY TIMES IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
SO YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL AND
WEAR PROTECTION.
YOU WEAR PROTECTION?
>> I MEAN, I HAVEN'T HAD TO.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T HAD TO.
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
PROTECTION?
>> YEAH, WE -- IN HEALTH CLASS
THEY PUT A CONDOM ON A BANANA
ONCE.
>> Jimmy: ALSO YOU CAN SOMETIMES
PUT THAT CONDOM ON YOUR PENIS.
>> OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE IN THE
FANTASY SUITE, SOME OF THESE
WOMEN ARE GOING TO BE AGGRESSIVE
WITH YOU.
>> HOW AGGRESSIVE ARE WE
TALKING?
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, SOME OF
THEM ARE CRAZY.
LIKE THEY'LL PUT LIKE FOUR
BORDERLINE INSANE CONTESTANTS ON
THE SHOW.
>> MAY I -- I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> Jimmy: YOU SAY YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR THE RIGHT PERSON.
WHAT IF YOU FIND A FEW RIGHT
PEOPLE?
>> THEN IT COULD HAPPEN A FEW
TIMES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LET'S JUST RECAP IF WE
CAN.
>> OKAY, LET'S DO THIS.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS SEX?
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
>> SEX IS WHEN YOU GET A BONER
AND YOU PUT IT INTO THE
VIR-GINA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE JUST
FINE.
>> YES, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE WELCOME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 243 00:05:50,750 --> 00:00:00,000 >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE WELCOME.