- Welcome to the first ever guest hosted Friday episode
of Good Mythical Summer.
Every Friday we ask a guest host to come in
to enable us to go off and shoot Buddy System Season Two.
- We want to welcome Grace, Hannah, and Mamrie,
our very good friends to host the show today.
We want you to give them a warm mythical welcome.
Show em some love, show em what mythicality is all about.
- Also today, you can get tickets for our live
U.S. Tour of Mythicality, go to TourOfMythicality.com
to get those tickets while the tickets are still gettable.
- Yes, enjoy the show.
- No eyes. - No ears.
- No mouth. - No problem.
- [Together] Let's talk about that.
(groovy theme music)
Good Mythical Summer.
- Hello mythical beasts, thank you for welcoming us
into your daily routine.
I tried to grow a beard to make this change less jarring
for you, but it did not work.
- Now we have been called The Holy Trinity before,
but there are lots of trinities more famous than us.
There's the Pep Boys, Huey, Dewey, and Louie,
and of course, the hear no evil, see no evil,
speak no evil monkeys.
Now as much fun as it would be to play ducks,
we're actually gonna put on our monkey shoes
and try a very special challenge.
- Yes so the question is today,
can the three of us work together
when each of us have one of our senses taken away?
- Or in other words, can we do stuff when we don't have
the normal stuff that we use to do stuff.
- Probably not, it's time for.
- [Together] The Three Monkeys Challenge.
- There are going to be three rounds.
In each round, one of us will be the speak no evil monkey
who can't talk, one will be the hear no evil monkey,
who's wearing noise-canceling headphones,
and then there's the see no evil monkey,
who will be blindfolded.
- The speak no evil monkey is the one who receives
the directive on the card.
But they have to communicate wordlessly,
so much like charades there are the same rules,
no pointing, no talking, no just giving it all away,
and you have to stay put in your place.
The hear no evil monkey will be receiving the visuals,
then trying to communicate that
to the see no evil monkey.
- And the see no evil monkey can move around
as much as she wants, because she has to fulfill
the objective that is written on the card.
The three of the monkeys work together,
fulfill the objective, to win a mystery prize.
- Let's do it.
- Panic attack city, population us.
(monkey sounds over tribal drums)
Here we are in the monkey den.
Let's do this.
- [Stevie] Okay, you guys ready?
- Yes.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- It's so scary, I'm just like,
- Okay Hannah, I'm listening for you
to figure out what Mamrie's doing.
- Okay, you're driving.
You're driving a car, you're mixing something together.
Oh you're making something, okay.
Oh, oh, it's an ice cream something.
You're making an ice cream sundae?
I need to calm down, Mamrie's telling me to calm down.
You're making, first word.
- Ahhh, something's wet.
- Scoop, scoop,
- Scoop, got it.
- Ice cream scoop.
You did it Grace, you did it. - For ice cream.
I did it.
- Second thing, - Why is it wet right there?
- Now you gotta scoop, back your hand up.
- What is lettuce doing here?
- You want her to scoop ice cream?
Yeah, you gotta scoop ice cream.
No, just kidding.
Scoop it into your own hand, Grace,
- Okay, I'm looking for the ice cream.
- In front of your, in front of your podium.
Back up, back up, and now put your hand slowly forward, yes.
- [Grace] There it is.
- [Hannah] Scoop that into your own hand.
- Got it. - Not with your hand,
with the scoop.
You did it, okay now, you gotta drizzle on your arm?
Don't do anything Grace, drizzle, drizzle,
put down the scooper, and pick up the sauce,
but, yeah, that's the sauce.
But Mamrie looks scared and confused and sad.
Peel a banana, no, no, don't do that.
She's just holding, - It's cold.
- She's so frustrated.
Do you want her to make a sundae?
- Okay, with what?
- With your hand.
- Got that so far.
- Pour the sauce into your hand.
Apparently no.
- No, okay, trial and error,
this is all about trial and error.
- The third sauce.
Oh, put down that one, all the way there,
keep reaching, keep reaching, yes, yes, that sauce.
- Okay, this one.
- That sauce, yay Grace, yes, good, good, stay.
Now you're gonna sprinkle stuff, crazy stuff.
Confetti sprinkles, crazy sprinkles.
Funfetti, is it funfetti?
- Why is the wet right there?
- Yeast infection?
She wants you to put your pubes on it.
- What?
- Put it on your pants?
Do you want her to sprinkle things?
No, no, Grace.
- [Grace] This one?
- Not that one, the funfetti one.
No, hot, yeah, alright move your left hand
towards my voice, down, oh, put that down Grace.
Okay, take your right hand and slowly move it
past the ice cream.
Up, up, up, oh, I'm sorry, I'm meaning lift.
And over right, down, over right,
over right, nope, over right, up, yes, yes.
Yes, now put that in your hand, yes Grace.
- It calms the numbing.
- Is that it, no.
- [Grace] What's next?
- Oh, now whipped cream.
So go over to the whipped cream, no, whipped cream's
by my voice, by my voice, down.
Oh no, you just had it.
That, yes, yes, yes it's, you gotta uncap it.
I'm so sorry.
Okay, now, drop, oh.
Yes, no, one more.
And this one you gotta sprink,
- What, we gotta, the cherries.
- Nuts, you gotta open, you gotta crank walnuts.
It's a walnut, so left, left, yes, yes,
that's where they are.
- Okay, so just wait here for a second.
- You gotta open them, you don't have to crack it,
they're open, just get some in your hand.
Pick up your ice cream blob, put it in your hand.
And now a cherry on top.
All the way towards me, no, no those are jalas.
All the way towards me, down, yes, that's a cherry.
Now eat it. - What?
- Take a bite of an apple?
She needs to bite that, she's lactose intolerant, no!
- I did it.
(crew applauds)
Oh my god.
- Oh my god, what a nightmare.
- There's only so many ways you can mime nuts.
(monkey sounds over tribal drums)
- Round two, let's do this.
- [Stevie] Okay, are you guys ready?
- Yeah.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- I didn't realize there were all these groaning sounds.
- A gun, no, no.
- A gun?
- Squirt. - Squirt?
- A hot dog, a hot dog, okay hold on.
- So grab a hot dog, okay, there's a hot dog bun
that's to your right, to your right, down,
in front of that, pick up the hot dog bun.
No, no, the actual hot dog which is right,
keep going girl, you know it.
Pick up one of them slimy suckers.
Okay, you're doing to dip it into something,
but wait for me to give you the cue.
Okay, you're doing to dip it in blue paint,
which Hannah, there's six paint bowls in front of you.
It's the top right one.
- [Hannah] Okay I'm using my nose.
- Yes, baby, bingo!
Dip it in there, pull it back out.
- Yeahhh!
- On a palette, there's a palette,
like a wooden palette that Bob Ross would hold.
You're gonna pick it up, it's in front of you.
No, no, no, no, no, be carefuL.
Further, top of the table, top of the table.
Yes, got it girl, pick that up.
Then you're going to dab, you're gonna write,
you're gonna paint.
- Is it a palette? - Hold on.
- [Hannah] This is wrong?
- You're gonna paint yourself eating a hot dog.
- What? - On the canvas.
- There's a canvas to your left, no, no, wait a second!
Okay, exactly that.
There's a canvas to your left, no, no, no,
that's your right baby doll.
To your left, walk forward, walk forward, you've got it.
Paint yourself eating a hot dog on the canvas.
- With only my blue paint?
- You got it.
Okay, you're doing great.
Oh you look great.
- Is that good?
- Someone painted themselves a little thin.
Oh no, no, top right, top right.
Not that far, yes, yes.
No, no, no, no, yes.
Yeah, put some on the palette, efficient, efficient.
- Thank you, thank you, okay, and now,
- Now get in there.
- I've totally lost where everything is.
Okay, so here's me.
- You don't have to like Da Vinci this thing,
just get in there babe.
- Okay, and then here's, this is the hot dog.
And then these are my legs,
and then I love it, I love this hot dog.
How big is my canvas?
- Signing your name?
- Oh yes.
There. - Great job, great job.
Are we done?
(crew applauds)
- That's beautiful, auction that off.
- It's really good.
(monkey sounds over tribal drums)
- We're back for round three, let's do this.
- [Stevie] Okay, you guys ready?
- No. - We're doing it.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Is it happening?
Okay, remember read the whole clue Hannah, take your time.
Oh she's what?
- Oh no, is this where we learn she's illiterate?
- First word, first thing.
You can't point.
I know, I know, Mamrie has to do something.
A hat, okay, you have to get a hat, what kind of hat?
Is it the purple hat, is it the antlers?
- Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- No pointing, okay, Mamrie to your left
there's a mannequin with a hat, a brown felt hat
on its head, you need to get that off,
yep, keep going, right up to the top,
and put that on your head.
Okay, great, jacket, we need to get a jacket,
but let me find out what jacket.
It's a soldier's coat, okay, so to your right,
there's a blue velvet soldier's coat with lapels.
No, no, no, to, yep, right there,
in your left hand, in your left hand, in your left hand,
get that, and you're gonna put that on.
Oh my god, it's inside out,
but it's the thought that counts.
- Gotta know if I'm doing this right.
- Oh girl, you're gonna look good.
That looks, I mean.
- Why do I smell beef stew?
- I can't hear a thing you're saying.
But the shoulder pads look great on you.
And now you're going to,
put something on your head, put another hat on your head,
a feather, a feather on your head.
Okay, so on the table in front of you Mamrie, all the way
towards the end of the table, reach out
just directly in front of you, there's a feather.
Yep, straight down, right, you got it,
yeah, get that, and you're gonna put it in your hat.
In her hat.
- Mamrie's turning me into a pimp.
- This is your 2017 look, that looks good.
Okay, and then she's gonna, okay, Hannah looks confusd
and concerned, but don't worry about that Mamrie,
everything's fine, there's nothing alive by the way.
- God bless.
- Swimming, no swimming, okay.
Pool, pool noodle, pool noodle, what about it?
She's gotta ride, oh okay, so to your,
on the floor, to your right, there's a pool noodle,
you have to ride the pool noodle like a pony.
Yep, there you go, okay and then you have to say something.
You have to present, sing, sing, sing, Yankee Doodle?
You have to sing Yankee Doodle.
- Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a pony,
don't remember the rest of the words,
that was a long time ago.
- I can't hear.
(crew cheers and applauds)
- That's it.
- Oh macaroni, and the feather, oh geesh.
- Oh yeah, there's macaroni.
- Oh my god. - Wow, wow.
- That was a journey.
- I immediately pointed, but only in the beginning.
It's so hard not to point.
- This is a good look.
- Yeah, you look like Prince.
- Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing.
- [Together] You know what time it is.
- Hi, I'm Abby, I'm interning in Davis, California
this summer, but I'm originally from Arkansas.
And it's time to spin The Wheel of Mythicality.
- We totally crushed that.
- That was unbelievable.
- I'm very impressed with our ability.
- I know, I didn't think we'd win.
- Where is our prize?
- Prize, prize, prize.
What is it?
- Little monkeys.
- It's got name tags.
- And we have that.
- Shirts. - Oooh yes.
- Merch, give us that merch please.
- Good mythical merch please.
- I love it.
Hannah you look great in a snapback.
- Thank you very much.
- I'm not gonna lie.
I'm a little nervous about the whole rodent
as part of their symbol, I have a phobia.
So my nephews will get that,
Brian, there's something for you.
And then monkeys.
- Wait, and then a lighter?
What's at the bottom, why is there a lighter?
- I think it's, it's beard, it's lip balm.
- It's good mythical chapstick.
- Peanut butter peppermint.
- What, give me that please.
- You guys, this is gonna get me through my diet.
- Oh yum, it smells like peanut butter,
let me wipe it all over my mouth.
- This is, - You know, it's got,
- This is, like, we just entered a very niche fetish area
of the internet, where it's you just applying chapstick.
- Hats and chapstick.
- And if you want other niche fetish areas
of the internet, go to my channel, YouDeserveADrink.
- Also, you can find me at youtube.com/Harto,
or Harto across all social media, H-A-R-T-O.
- And you can find me, Grace Anne Helbig the First
at YouTube.com/ItsGrace.
- She's always bragging she's the first.
- You're the first Grace Anne Helbig the only.
- There isn't gonna be a change, don't worry.
- Alright let's spin the - Should I spin the wheel?
- Yeah. - Let's spin that wheel.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh my gosh.
We look like little boys.
- Oh no. - Six Degrees of Bacon.
- Uh oh, this is the danger zone.
- What's it say?
- We want you to connect bacon, oh,
bacon to Queen Elizabeth II, put it in the comments,
and we'll pin our favorites.
- Okay guys.
- Oh thank God, that's for you guys to do, not for us.
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after the show, Good Mythical More.
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another episode of Good Mythical Morning.
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This Is Mythical, by clicking the video at the bottom.
- [Rhett] Thanks for being your mythical best.