>>> FOUR, FIVE. IT'S USELESS.
I'M NEVER GOING TO GET JACKED. I'M ALWAYS GOING TO BE A SCRAWNY
DORK. I'LL NEVER MAKE THE TEAM, NEVER
GET THE GIRL, NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.
>> I DISAGREE TRENT. >> WHOA, WHO ARE YOU?
>> DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME, BRO? I'M YOU IN 10 YEARS AT 25.
>> BUT YOU'RE -- JACKED?
>> YEAH, BECAUSE I DIDN'T GIVE UP ON
MYSELF. >> SO I WON'T BE A SCRAWNY LOSER
FOREVER? >> DEFINITELY NOT.
YOU'VE GOT A RIPPED BOD, A GREAT JOB, AND EVEN A GIRLFRIEND BUD.
>> I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? >> OH, YEAH, BUD.
>> WHOA, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WHO'S MY GIRLFRIEND?
>> I AM! [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT'S GOOD, BABY? I'M TISCHY.
>> THIS IS TISCHY? YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN 10 YEARS.
>> I'M 47! >> I'M SORRY.
IN 10 YEARS SHE WILL BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
>> OH YEAH, I GIVE MY MAN THAT GOOD GOO GOO.
HE GET THAT BUN BUN ON THE REG. OLD TISCHY MAKE IT ALL SQUISHY.
>> I'M SORRY, JUST TO BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR.
THIS 47-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WITH THE BROKEN ARM AND A CAN OF FOUR
LOCO WILL BE MY GIRLFRIEND IN 10 YEARS?
>> YES. SO CHEER UP, THE FUTURE IS
LOOKING PRETTY BRIGHT. >> YEAH.
JUST GOING TO GRAB ANOTHER LOCO. >> PACE YOURSELF BABE, IT'S ONLY
10:00 IN THE MORNING. SO JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF,
TRENT. >> WHY?
>> BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME. >> NO, WHY IS TISCHY MY
GIRLFRIEND? I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
>> YOU STILL DON'T THINK YOU'RE COOL ENOUGH TO GET A GIRL LIKE
TISCHY. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK TO
SOMEBODY WHO YOU THINK IS COOL. >> WAIT, NO, NO!
DON'T GO, I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS! OH MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH
FUTURE ME? >> HEY, IT'S ME, CAM THORNTON,
THE COOLEST KID IN YOUR HIGH SCHOOL TEN YEARS FROM NOW.
NOT SO COOL ANYMORE, HUH? BACK THEN I WOULDN'T EVEN TALK
TO YOU BUT NOW YOU'RE MY BOSS. >> COOL.
DO YOU KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND? >> TISCHY?
YEAH, I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THAT UP.
DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO INTO HER?
CAUSE NO ONE AT WORK CAN FIGURE IT OUT.
>> NO, I THOUGHT LIKE MAYBE IN THE FUTURE THAT SORT OF GIRL IS
LIKE SUPER DESIRABLE OR SOMETHING?
>> TISCHY? NO MAN, SHE'S CRAZY.
YOU MUST REALLY LOVE HER. I MEAN, YOU STAYED WITH HER
AFTER SHE BURNED DOWN THOSE HOUSE ALL THOSE TIMES.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL THOSE TIMES?
>> YOU'LL FIND OUT. ANYWAY, SEE YOU IN TEN YEARS.
>> WHAT? NO, NO, NO, NO!
OH, MY GOD, AM I STUPID INTO THE FUTURE?
WHY ARE YOU SO INTO TISCHY? >> BECAUSE TISCHY GOT THAT GOOD,
GOOD, GOOD! GOO GOO.
>> WHAT IS GOO GOO? >> NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
>> TISCHY, LIKE WHEN DID WE MEET?
>> THE NIGHT YOU GOT BEAT UP. >> WAIT, WHO BEAT ME UP?
>> I DID. NOW LOOK AT THESE MOVES.
TISCHY DANCE LIKE THIS. WHAT?
TISCHY DANCE LIKE THIS. HUH?
TISCHY DANCE LIKE THIS. WOW!
TISCHY DANCE LIKE THAT. POW!
>> I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD LISTEN TO MY FUTURE SELF IF HE'S
SO INTO TISCHY. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST STAY A WEAK
DORK FOREVER. >> WHO YOU CALLING DORK?
HI THERE, NAME'S TRENT. YOU 20 YEARS OLD NOW.
20 YEARS FROM NOW. >> WHOA, I'M STILL IN PRETTY
GOOD SHAPE. >> OH YEAH, CAUSE YOU GOT THE
RIGHT ATTITUDE. AND SINCE YOU BELIEVED IN
YOURSELF, 35 IS LOOKING PRETTY NICE.
>> IS TISCHY STILL MY GIRLFRIEND?
>> NO WAY. >> OH, THANK GOD.
>> SHE'S YOUR WIFE. >> WHAT?
>> LOOKS GOOD! YOU PUT A RING ON IT!
>> NO! >> YES.
YOU MARRIED THE ONLY GIRL I EVER KISSED.
>> WHAT! ONLY TISCHY!
>> YEAH BABY, I GOT THAT YUMMY POW POW.
>> WAIT, YOUR ARM IS STILL BROKEN?
WHY DO I LIKE YOU? >> CAUSE I GOT THAT GOOD GOO
GOO! OH YEAH, WE DO THAT KNOCK KNOCK,
AND I OWN SAMSUNG. >> WAIT, YOU OWN SAMSUNG?
>> YEAH, I'M A BILLIONAIRE, BABY!
>> OH, OKAY. NOW I GET IT.
>> YOU THINK I'D DO YOU LIKE THAT?
COME ON, MAN!