- Hey guys, what's up. My name is eaJ.
And today I'm here at Buzzfeed
to read some thirst tweets.
And it finally begins.
(upbeat music)
Let me just take a moment to prepare for this real quick.
Oh, here we go.
With all the respects sir,
I would like to volunteer to be the next chair you sit on.
I respect this one.
If there's, if they're like spice,
I think this one's like a medium, like a good spice
that you would put in your tacos for sure.
I'm not exactly sure what that means.
Like, am I just, am I sitting on your legs?
Jae are you an elevator?
Because I'll go up and down on you.
(elevator dings)
Jae, you're so hot.
Every time I see you I'm screaming, but the S is silent.
Ah, it's a good one.
Very creative. 8 outta 10, for sure.
Why Park Jae when you can ride Jae.
(tires screeching)
Do you guys even know what that means?
May I respectfully lick your face?
I pay a lot of money for my skincare products,
so like, I would probably advise not,
I mean, if that's something that you're into.
I've had a lot of things happen to me
at the front of stages, our concerts.
People, people grab everywhere, man.
I don't think I've had a concert where I've been
in the front where I haven't had a hand on, nevermind.
Jae Park get your ass over here,
so I can cuddle you and make you feel soft and cozy
and special challenge failed.
Wait, that's like a cute one.
That's like a nice one isn't it.
Okay. Respect that.
That's, that was very comfortable to listen to.
Jae Park, please strangle me with your bare hands.
Uh, I'm not into that, but I think my friend Corbs is,
so you can probably hit him up for that.
Jae's vein is so sexy.
Was that you at the ER yesterday?
Sexy nostrils king, I love you.
I'm getting so confused.
Sexy nostril.
I'm trying to understand this.
Let me, just dissect this for a second.
My nostrils.
You're talking about the flaring, right?
Yeah. I'm probably not gonna understand this one.
Notice me then I'll break up with my boyfriend.
Please, please, don't do that.
I've, I'm already, I'm on cancel cool down right now.
I don't wanna be canceled again.
Petition for Mr. Park Jaehyung, AKA eaJ,
to cut me into his (speaks in foreign language)
cuts using his jaw line and slurp me using his chopsticks.
Okay. Thank you and goodnight.
That's my last one.
(meat sizzling) Ay. There.
Okay.
Oh my God, Jae, those tattoos, you got me horny as (beep).
Thank you.
Oh, Jae can step all over me with muddy boots
and I will say, "Thanks daddy."
You're welcome, son.
Do you need a doormat?
I can be your doormat.
I am an excellent doormat.
I will be best damn doormat you've ever seen.
You can stomp all over me and I will thank you.
Please let me be your doormat.
I would love nothing more than to be your doormat.
I'm officially in my doormat era for you.
Once again, I'm gonna refer this one to my friends.
I'm not so much into stepping on doormats,
but my friend Ray, probably. I've seen her tweet that a lot,
so that would probably where this tweet should be going.
Please step on me and spit all over me
while singing "Car Crash".
I know who this is from, that was pretty tame for you.
Good job. Probably went to church this Sunday.
Jae, can you be my boyfriend for one minute?
I think it's gonna last a little longer than that.
Jae, are you mixed?
'Cause you look 50% fine, 50% mine.
Jiahhkkkkkkkk noticed me.
Noticed and a wholesome tweet.
(applauding) Round of applause.
Blue hair Jae do be looking so fine though.
Let's forget that ever happened.
Jae you must be a traffic ticket
because you've got fine written all over you.
That's a compliment, right?
Thank you. I appreciate that.
So like the one thing I don't understand
about these tweets is like, you see me, right?
Like you see my T pimples right here, and I.
This is kind of just how I present myself,
so like, where do you guys get thirsty for me from?
I'm confusion.
Good luck reading these tweets,
my dear daddy hot ass Mr. Jaehyung Park,
AKA the sexiest 68th most handsome man in the world.
Thank you.
Finally, someone mentions it.
For those of you who don't know, I was actually
nominated 68th most handsome man in the world.
So nothing too crazy, but just putting it out there.
Jae as you said, you have a beautiful voice.
Care to moan my name.
I could try it.
Wow, that was a lot more wholesome than I thought it'd be.
'Cause the ones that were popping up on my feet,
we're talking about guzzling a lot of (beep),
so I appreciate you guys for probably not including those
and me not knowing how to react to them at all.
Thank you, Buzzfeed for having me.
Check out a "Car Crash".
I'll see you guys again hopefully someday.
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