- Shut up and play your trombone!
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- I reviewed Paradise PD a few weeks back,
and shortly after I got bombarded with comments
to check out its predecessor, Brickleberry.
That's why today we're going to take a look
at some of the strange and crazy medical-type situations
from the show Brickleberry.
But if this is your first time watching like me,
Brickleberry is an animated series
that follows a group of park rangers
as they navigate their way through daily life
in the fictional Brickleberry National Park.
They encounter a lot of different types of injuries
and are often treated with shady medical practices.
It should be pretty interesting.
Before we get into it, my name is Dr. Jordan Wagner.
I'm an ER doc that deals with every medical situation
that you can think of.
I created this channel to answer the medical questions
that I get from people every single day.
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All right, let's dive right in.
- Yes! (gun cocks)
- Uh-oh, my puckapuckapuckapucka pie!
- Oh! (bullet clanks on sign)
Oh, he shot himself!
- Oh, no, Malloy, call an Ambulizzle!
- So he got shot in the chest,
looks like mid to the right side.
Heart is center to the left so mostly probably lung
and blood vessels on the right side.
So let's see what actually the doctor comes up with.
(Woody moaning) Let's see what's going on.
- Woody, I have good news and bad news and super bad news.
Woody, you destroyed your liver.
Totally, well, (beep) it up.
- A lot of people get liver injuries,
and you can actually have a liver transplant.
You can survive with a very small piece of your liver
so let's see what's going on with this.
- The good news is I have a donor liver right here.
- Ooh, that's great, Doc.
- Organ transplants, you need to be
on an organ transplant list.
The only really actually thing that matters,
if you continue to use alcohol or even drugs
that could potentially ruin the organ
that you're transplanting,
they're not gonna actually offer you a transplanted organ
'cause that can go to somebody
who doesn't have any of that stuff.
- Woody, since we can't find you a liver,
you'll be sharing one. - Share a liver?
- Which you can, you could share a liver.
- Buddy. - What, you?
- Oh, there you go. - Moron!
Why didn't you just put my on dialysis?
- Oh, not that kind of way, what?
- I tried, isn't that right, Dialysis?
- Ain't nobody getting on Dialysis
unless they put a ring on it. (laughing)
Okay, couple things here just to kinda dissect.
You can transplant a piece of it
and it'll probably help regenerate actually
into a full liver and you can do that.
But sharing a liver with a person,
I didn't know that they meant
by actually attaching somebody to another person.
That's hilarious, and dialysis wouldn't work.
The fact that that woman's name is Dialysis is hilarious,
but dialysis is for kidney failure not liver failure.
- Congratulations, Denzel,
this is your fourth sex-related injury this month.
- (laughs) His fourth sex-related injury.
Oh my gosh, let's see where this goes.
- Sleeping with old ladies is dangerous.
- Oh my gosh.
You can actually, quote, break your genitalia
during sexual intercourse when somebody
potentially slams down onto the genitalia
it can kind of bend, but you can totally disfigure it
and cause a lot of tissue damage.
- Denzel, your unnatural attraction to elderly women
is a condition called gerontophilia, and it is often fatal.
- (laughs) Gerontophilia is fatal, oh my goodness.
- Luckily this condition can be cured
by a simple outpatient procedure.
- Oh. - Really?
Okay, let's do it.
- So you're not gonna be able to cure this.
This gentlemen has an attraction to older women.
That's what happens.
- Let's get you prepped.
(spray paint hissing)
- [Denzel] Hey, what are you doing?
(bat impact pounds) - Oh!
What the heck is that?
This doctor is just messed up.
I love how he just X marks the spot
and then just smacks his patient in the head
with not only a baseball bat,
but a baseball bat with a nail driven right through it
and now it's stuck to the back of his head
causing a skill fracture puncture straight through
and now into the brain.
- Now for the test.
Tammy, Gladys, could you come in here, please?
- What? - Now Denzel,
which do you prefer, nurse or hearse?
I now pronounce you cured, Denzel.
- What? - How do you feel?
- I wanna be a fireman!
- That is so messed up.
This is called traumatic brain injury, TBI,
and now he has brain dysfunction.
Man, who wrote this stuff?
That is nuts.
- Doc, do I have the ass cancer?
- (laughs) So he has a colonoscopy done.
So colonoscopies everybody needs to do.
It's a great screening tool to catch colon cancer early.
It's pretty much one of the only cancers
that we're able to do these types of things
besides like breast cancer.
Nothing's perfect, but at least we can catch things earlier
if we're getting surveillance.
- I'm not going to sugarcoat it, Woody.
I found something alarming in there.
- No!
(clock alarm ringing) (laughing)
Oh yeah, I...
- (laughs) He found something alarming,
and it was an old-school alarm.
That's pretty funny and it's covered in poop,
which is disgusting.
- I accidentally sat on that.
- There are no accidents that when you sit on something
goes into your body like that.
This is actually something quite common that comes
to the emergency department 'cause people lose things
after they sit on them accidentally.
- Really, these too? - Oh my gosh. (laughs)
- I just like to be organized.
I call it bung shui. - Bung shui. (laughs)
- Besides some mild tearing
and what I swear was an Oompa Loompa that I was never
quite able to get ahold of, you're all clear.
I can't let you drive yourself home.
- I gave you a bunch of emergency contacts.
Didn't you call 'em?
- Yes, I got four wrong numbers, three hang-ups,
and a (beep) my mother.
She's been dead for three years so that would be difficult.
- What?
When you get a colonoscopy you get sedated.
You typically won't get fully knocked out.
And you have to wait for the medications
to get out of your system
before they allow you to drive home.
Typically docs won't even let you use an Uber or a cab.
You have to have somebody actually take responsibility
for you just to make sure that you're okay.
- I'm going to have to put you down.
- Oh wait, man, can't I just call a cab?
- Nope. - Hm, I never thought of that.
Guess I didn't need to put all those people down after all.
Boy, is my face red.
Kidding, I can't feel emotion.
- [Dobby] Get me out of here!
- Dobby, shut up and play your trombone.
(laughing) (sad trombone music)
- I love that there's somebody inside playing the trombone
versus his own flatulence or his farting.
Back at the medical center.
- You could expect to go from this hairless freak
to this handsome devil. - Oh, nice.
- Grow It All, ask your doctor
if Grow It All's right for you.
Besides, I was banned
from practicing medicine years ago. (laughs)
- (laughs) It's never good when your doctor
says that they're banned from practicing medicine.
It means your license was taken away.
- Isn't there anything else you can give me?
Without hair I'm nobody.
- Well, Steve, there is the hair tonic that I use.
I purchased it on the Chinese black market.
Or was it the Black Chinese market?
- Going bald and losing your hair is a serious issue.
Nobody wants to have no hair on the top of their head,
but now he's offering medication
that was found on the black market.
Let's see what's going on here.
- Anyway, it's made with tiger sperm.
- Tiger sperm. - Now, remember, friend-
- I haven't actually done any research
to know if tiger sperm will cause hair growth.
There are a lot of weird concoctions out there.
I don't think it's gonna work,
and I think it was supposed to be topical
and now he is drinking it.
- Once a week at- - Oh!
- Ooh, not good. - Yeah, not good.
- Lucky for you I'm also a malpractice attorney, my card.
- (laughs) He's a malpractice attorney against himself.
(Steve screams) (wood crashes)
- My roof!
Who's gonna pay for all this?
I swear to God you guys'll be the death. (gasps)
- Oh, stroking out.
Definitely don't get a stroke
by freezing in the same position that you're at.
(slap pops) (Woody groans)
- (laughs) I wasn't ready for that.
- What happened?
- Not normally what we end up doing.
- Woody, you had a mini-stroke.
A mini-stroke is like a regular stroke but fun-sized.
- By definition, a mini-stroke is also called a TIA,
a transient ischemic attack.
Basically, you're having stroke symptoms
but they resolve on their own within the first 24 hours.
- Fun-sized?
- Whoa, let's not make light here, Woody, this is serious.
Your blood pressure is the highest I've ever seen.
Let me just draw some blood. (blood sprays)
- Oh yeah, oh, nice, that's arterial.
(laughs) Oh, this is great.
You're not gonna inject into an area you didn't clean.
You're using a syringe on the end.
You're not using phlebotomy-type,
and the plunger just shot right out
because it was high-pressured arterial bleeding.
- Woody, you must cut out every bit of stress in your life
or you're going to die.
- So yeah, so stress can bring on hypertension.
Hypertension is elevated blood pressure.
- Die, what can I do, Doc?
- Well, do you own a therapy pet?
- Yeah, but he won't let me pet him.
- Well then, Woody, I'm afraid your only option is suicide.
- Oh my gosh! - Suicide?
- (laughs) No, soothe inside. - Oh my gosh.
No, controlling of blood pressure, one, there's medications.
Yes, there are ways to reduce stress in your life.
Many different ways, but suicide is never the answer
to any of these problems.
- It's a meditation class they offer at the clinic.
- Do you think I'm some kind of new age fairy
that's gonna sit around in Indian garb and chant, om, om?
I would rather. (gasps)
- Oh darn, another mini-stroke.
- Another mini-stroke.
- Woody, I'm sure you won't mind
if I get a few up-skirt shots. - Oh my gosh, no, no, no.
- Say cheese. (camera shutter snaps)
- (laughs) That's horrible!
Taking photos without a patient's permission
is against the law.
You need to ask for permission.
Okay, these were funny and entertaining
but totally not appropriate,
not socially normal, and very offensive.
Do you have a favorite show that features medical situations
that you want me to react to?
Let me know which show or episodes in the comments below.
And if you want to see me react to video games,
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Thank you so much for watching and stay healthy, my friends.
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