Is this seat taken? It is now sit down young lady. Pleasure's
all mine. Now this is a stunning outfit you look
absolutely amazing! Who made this piece? No one knows. Hey Pat? Hey, cat. Would you
tell me a story? Of course, I mean after all I look at you as a daughter and it
is the holiday season, the perfect time for a story. I think I might tell you my
very favorite one, but I'm having trouble remembering it I must look it up on my
smartphone using the Internet. Very modern! Twas the eve of our Astro
holiday and all through Benny's house not a creature was stirring not even..
A rat! Don't you get in head of me because you don't know what's coming in this
story. When you think it's gonna twist it's gonna turn. There were no
stockings hung cuz there was no chimney there, but still he was certain the stars
could find him anywhere. A knock at the door arose such a clatter, he sprung from
his chair and said who is this? Because I did not invite anyone over and I'm not
expecting company and what is the deal with drop by culture in 2019 I mean send
a text next time. I will I'm a better texter than you.
On the first day of Christmas a
Capricorn gave to me
A resume tailored just for me
I actually can't stay long I have a flight to Aspen
On the second day of Christmas an aquarius gave to me
Two Crystal doves
I know what I want for
Christmas world peace. Do you think you could stick these
crystal doves up my ass?
On the third day of Christmas a pisces gave to me
three calligraphy pens
Isn't great to be home for the holidays?
On the fourth day of Christmas an aries gave to me
Four Clubbing Girls
Oh my god, look at those gorgeous gals! They look snatched af! Those pieces are gorgeous
Let's go skiing.. *sniffs*
We're bored.
On the fifth day of Christmas a taurus gave to me
Five onion rings
He's one of the youngest guys I've ever seen in my life. You know in some
cultures 31 is considered young. Not this one. I know.
I love Christmas and doggo's
and puppies and PJ's!
Straights..
On the sixth day of Christmas a Gemini gave to me
Six choices changing
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah
I also celebrate Kwanzaa pretty woke
can I come in or..?
On the seventh day of Christmas a cancer gave to me..
Seven futures predicting
let's talk about traumas from Christmas past.
On the eighth day of Christmas a
Leo gave to me
eight songs singing
oh my god is that Kylie? I met her friend once
Rise and shine, it's Christmas time and Santa's on his way
Can I come in?
It's stormy out here
On the ninth day of Christmas a virgo gave to me
Nine months of planning
Oh my god, a present for me? you shouldn't have
I'm going to save this paper.
Ok.. It's like get on with it..
At this rate it's gonna go to 2021. That's the year in a bit mm-hmm
Do you think I'll be married by then? No, I do not. But I want you to have a long
engagement - I think you're gonna have one engagement it goes like four years then
you never get married and then I think when you're like literally 42 you're
gonna get I've got a three month engagement and then get married. I agree and
then we'll be together till I die. Mm-hmm
Oh my god, he finished
how did you know? I love it
On the tenth day of Christmas a libra gave to me
Ten hearts a-breaking
Swipe up you guys
can you not be so Libra it's starting to be aggressive and almost offensive
I know. I knew how girlie was a Libra. Oh my gosh. She's doing amazing things.
Some of my closest friends are libras. That's incredible news.
I have to take a shit
why don't have a Manny? Um I just um chose not to get one today
On the eleventh day of Christmas a Scorpio gave to me
Eleven grudges arising
I also got you a ball gag.
Should we all sit around a laptop and turn on
chatroulette?
Let me in..
On the twelfth day of Christmas a sage gave to me
12 words a-cutting
The Holidays are such a great time to spend with your..
Self.
I'm taking a trip
to Atlantis and the Bahamas
Fuck you, and fuck your Christmas party
Benny exclaimed as they left in the night,
Happy astro Holiday y'all!
But if any of
you come back I'm literally calling 911
okay good night!
I love the Holidays. No I actually love them. That's something people say
People are like you should see me I loved like Christmas like I love that vibe
No I live and die for the holidays. I love that vibe.
I. Love. That. Vibe
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