Here's what happens when I'm allowed within 6
feet of our next guest.
[INAUDIBLE]
[SHOUTS]
[SCREAMS]
[LAUGHTER]
[SCREAMS]
[INAUDIBLE] guy.
[SCREAMS]
Is somebody going to come out of there?
No.
That has happened.
No.
[SHOUTS]
[SCREAMS]
Oh, no!
[SCREAMS]
[BLEEP] you!
[INAUDIBLE]
What the [BLEEP]!
[INAUDIBLE] crickets.
OK.
[DING]
[SHOUTS]
[SCREAMS]
I don't know if it's--
[SHOUTS]
[SCREAMS]
That's how creative we have to be.
[SHOUTS]
[SCREAMS]
And I knew I wanted to talk to her--
[SHOUTS]
[SCREAMS]
I took my shoes off for this!
[LAUGHS] Oh, it's always, always wonderful to have
Sarah Paulson with us.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Ellen.
Good times.
Are those wonderful memories?
There's Andy in the background.
Hi, Andy.
Hey, this is an interesting time for you,
because you're scared of basically everything anyway.
Yeah.
Ellen, I am a-- you know I'm a frightened person.
I get nervous about a lot of things, right?
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm the gal you want around during the pandemic,
because I can answer a lot of questions
about what to do when you're afraid.
And I know how to clean very well.
I'm a great cleaner--
always have been, because I'm a germaphobe, too.
So, see, I'm ready.
Yeah.
I actually-- I just texted you yesterday,
and the reason I texted you about-- it's
called trypophobia.
Is that what it's called?
"Try-po-pho-bia," "trip-a-pho-bia,"
I'm not exactly sure how it's pronounced.
Yeah.
OK.
The reason I texted you is a friend of mine--
both of her children have that same thing.
We were talking about it last night at dinner.
And I said, I think that's what Sarah has,
where you're afraid of things with holes.
Yeah, I don't like holes that are too--
[LAUGHS]
--too close together that are--
there can't be any negative--
Like a wasp nest, or a--
Yeah, I don't want a hole, and then a negative space,
and then a hole too close to it.
Right, you don't want that.
I don't--
And it's a real thing, because both of these kids have it.
And Andy is laughing in the background
just because we said the word "hole."
Yeah, because he's a grown-up.
He's a very mature individual.
Yeah.
[LAUGHS] Well, it's gross [INAUDIBLE]----
That's who I choose to hang out with.
Have you googled--
What does it say about Ellen that this is who she chose?
I'm trying to talk to--
What?
--Ellen, Andy.
Yeah.
OK, I'm going to stay out of it.
OK, but can I--
Just don't say "hole" again.
--ask a question?
Did you google this thing, and do you understa--
there's a test you can take, that if you
look at these pictures and it doesn't bother you at all--
you don't want to gag or pass right out--
you probably don't have it.
But I can't even think about it.
I can't think about a natural sponge without gagging.
Yeah, OK.
Well, let's not talk about that.
Great.
I just was saying I texted you yesterday,
because both of her children have it.
And I think it's interesting when someone has that,
and then both of them do.
Anyway, let's talk about something
that's nice and pleasant.
Let's talk about a puppy.
I got a puppy.
I got a puppy--
I heard.
--named Winnie.
She's asleep in a little patch of sunlight right now.
And she's adorable.
Aw.
Look at her.
She sure is.
How old is she?
She's about seven months now.
I got her when she was six months old, so I've had her--
the math on that would be about a month now.
And when I first got her, I rescued--
Yes, it is.
--her from this place called Paw Works.
Have you ever heard of this place?
It's a wonderful organization.
[INAUDIBLE]
Drove out there-- an hour away--
got her, brought her home.
And before I left, the guy who--
Chad, who was the organizer there-- he said to me,
you should really try to socialize her.
You should try to do 100 people in 100 days.
And I was like--
Wow.
--now, that's not really possible.
You can't do 100 people in 100 days.
No.
And not that I want to do 100 people in 100 days anyway.
That just seems really overwhelming.
But now the problem is, when I take her on a walk,
she's so desperate to be around people.
And she makes really horrible noises that are just--
like, [SCREECHES].
Like that.
Is she in pain?
No, but I think her-- yes, I'm talk--
I think because she's so desp-- she has a hurt
heart, because she wants to engage
with these other animals.
And the bigger the dog, the better.
And she's quite small.
Oh, OK.
So when she sees other animals, she does that.
When she sees other animals, she's so desperate to see them
that she makes--
OK.
--that noise.
Why don't you get a little friend for her?
Get another little puppy for her?
[EXHALES]
Seems like [INAUDIBLE].
That seems like the obvious thing to do.
I know.
But then I have two dogs.
Yeah, but then they take care of each other.
But I'm just now getting used to having one.
Well, then you'll get used to having two.
Get two.
OK.
Now let's move on.
OK.
[LAUGHS]
All right.
We're going to take a break.
We're going to come back.
We're going to talk about Mrs. America.
We're going to talk about how--
but by the way, before we go to break,
Holland is brilliant in Hollywood.
I think so, too.
Tell her-- love the whole thing.
Really, if people haven't seen Hollywood yet,
they should watch it.
And she was fantastic in it, so--
I completely agree with you.
--make sure she [INAUDIBLE]--
I'll tell her.
All right.
Take a break.
All right, we're going to take a break.
And while we're on a break, you can
call Chad and tell him you're going to get another puppy.
You got it.
Deliver it.
I'm going to do it--
All right.
--right now.
All right.
I'm doing it.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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[SHOUTS]
[SCREAMS] [BLEEP] God [BLEEP]!