MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT HAS BEEN CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES.
PLEASE WELCOME TONY GOLDWYN.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
♪ ♪
>> Stephen: NOW I DID THE SAME THING THAT EVERYBODY DOES, I'M
SURE.
I COULDN'T FIGHT THE URGE TO CALL YOU MR. PRESIDENT WHEN YOU
WALKED OUT HERE.
>> THANK YOU, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: HOW DID THAT FEEL?
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL?
>> I CAN.
WE SHOULD-- THAT'S WHAT DONALD TRUMP IS TRYING TO GET MY JOB.
>> Stephen: RIGHT.
MAYBE HE COULD ACTUALLY JUST HAVE YOUR JOB BECAUSE IF WE PUT
HIM ON TV AS PRESIDENT, HE MIGHT NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
>> YOU KNOW, I THINK MAYBE WE COULD PULL THAT OFF, EXCEPT I'M
NOT WILLING TO GIVE UP MY JOB.
MY JOB IS TOO MUCH HAVE.
DONALD CANNOT HAVE IT.
>> Stephen: YOU DO HAVE A GOOD JOB.
>> THE CAST WOULD NOT BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
>> Stephen: ALSO, YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT A LOT ON SCANDAL.
AND I'M NOT SURE-- WHILE WE'RE AT IT, THERE YOU GO.
IS THERE A RULE IN SHONDA RHYMES CREATED THIS SHOW, IS THERE A
RULE IN SHONDALAND THAT THE MEN TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES AND THE
THE WOMEN DON'T.
>> THE RULE EXACTLY AS QUOTED TO ME IS IN SHONDALAND THE WOMEN
CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT AND THE BOYS HAVE TO TAKE OFF THEIR
CLOTHES WHEN SHONDA TELLS THEM TOO TO.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: LOOKING AT THIS PICTURE RIGHT HERE, HOW OLD ARE
YOU?
>> HOW OLD AM I?
>> Jon: HOW OLD ARE YOU.
>> 56.
>> Stephen: YOU GO TO HELL.
I'M 52 AND I WON'T TAKE OFF MY SHOES IN PUBLIC.
IF YOU FEEL AN URGE TA TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT AT ANY POINT DURING
THIS INTERVIEW, PLEASE DON'T LET US STOP YOU.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> I WILL LET YOU KNOW.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
YOU ACT ON THIS SHOW, BUT YOU ALSO DIRECT ON THIS SHOW.
AND AGAIN, THERE IS A FAIR AMOUNT OF STEAMY STUFF ON THE
SHOW.
>> HAVE I ACTUALLY DIRECTED MY OWN STEAMY STUFF WHICH IS REALLY
WEIRD.
>> Stephen: YOU DIRECTED YOURSELF IN A LOVE SCENE.
>> YEAH, ACTUALLY I THINK IT WAS THE FIRST EPISODE I EVER
DIRECTED.
I HAD THIS BIG LOVE SCENE WITH KERRY WASHINGTON, THIS REALLY
IMPORTANT REUNION BETWEEN THE TWO CHARACTERS.
AND IT WAS-- IT WAS REALLY AWKWARD TO TALK KERRY THROUGH
HOW WE WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX.
I MEAN JUST IMAGINE-- IMAGINE THAT IN REAL LIFE.
LIKE OKAY, HERE'S HOW IT'S GOING TO GO, YOU OKAY WITH THAT, YOU
COMFORTABLE.
HERE IS WHAT I WILL DO AND SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO SAY I'M
SORRY, WE HAVE TO DO THAT AGAIN.
>> Stephen: WELL, NOT EVERYBODY CAN DO IT AGAIN, TONY.
>> WELL-- (LAUGHTER)
>> THAT'S TRUE, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: ESPECIALLY AT YOUR AGE, TONY.
THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.
I MEAN I MEAN DO YOU EVER LIKE IN THE MIDDLE GO LET'S MIX IT UP
A LITTLE BIT.
MAYBE IT'S THE GUY'S BIRTHDAY.
LET'S MAKE IT A LITTLE CRAZIER.
HOW DOES SHE TAKE THAT?
BECAUSE THEN YOU'RE BOTH IN THE SCENE AND OUT OF THE SCENE AT
THE SAME TIME.
>> YEAH.
SHE GENERALLY TAKES IT WELL.
SHE'S VERY-- (LAUGHTER)
MOVE ON.
>> Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
I GOT ONE OTHER, ONE OTHER PICTURE HERE.
THIS IS NOT QUITE AS-- THIS YOU AND HILLARY CLINTON.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, UH-HUH, RIGHT.
(APPLAUSE).
>> Stephen: YOU ARE OFFICIALLY, ARE YOU KNOWN, HAVE
I BEEN TOLD THAT YOU ARE A SURROGATE FOR HILLARY CLINTON.
>> RIGHT.
>> Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN AND IS IT PAINFUL?
>> HOW DO YOU BECOME A SURROGATE.
>> IT MEANS I'M A FAKE HILLARY CLINTON.
>> Stephen: SO YOU SAY SOMETHING AND PEOPLE GO OH, TONY
GOLDWYN SAID IT, HE IS THE SURROGATE OF HILLARY CLINTON, IF
YOU SAY SOMETHING BAD, SHE'S IN TROUBLE.
>> BUT I DON'T SAY BAD THINGS.
I SAY NICE THINGS.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU SUR GATING RIGHT NOW.
>> I WILL SURROGATE RIGHT NOW.
>> Stephen: SURROGATE.
>> I AM GOING TO SURROGATED.
I GO AND I TALK ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON AND WHY I SUPPORT HER.
AND WHY I THINK-- FEEL VERY STRNGLY THAT SHE SHOULD BE THE
NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> HONESTLY WHAT I DO IS I JUST
TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT WHY I FEEL THAT WAY.
AND TELL HER STORY BECAUSE SHE GETS KIND OF A BAD RAP FROM THE
REPUBLICAN PARTY, IF YOU HAVE BEEN LISTENING.
AND I KNOW YOU HAVE.
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> THE VENOM HAS BEEN SPEUING.
I KIND OF AM TELLING THE REAL STORY, IF YOU ACTUALLY DO YOUR
HOMEWORK AND LOOK AT WHAT THE WOMAN HAS ACCOMPLISHED IN THE
PAST 40 YEARS.
>> Stephen: BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE A SURROGATE, CAN I TRUST
WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOW IN YOUR SURROGATE
MODE, NOT YOUR TONY GOLDWYN MODE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BECAUSE WHEN I SEE A SURROGATE-- ON A
NEWS SHOW I GO THAT IS A SURROGATE FOR HILLARY.
OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO SAY THAT.
>> YEAH, WELL-- .
>> Stephen: DO YOU SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT HILLARY
CLINTON TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE YOUR OWN MAN.
>> I'M NOT MY OWN MAN.
WHAT CAN I TELL YOU.
>> Stephen: LET ME ASK YOU ONE OTHER QUESTION.
THIS PHOTO, DID IT IN THE NEXT FRAME WAS IT ANYTHING LIKE THIS
PHOTO RIGHT HERE?
(LAUGHTER) I KNOW THIS IS SHONDALAND, THIS
IS SHONDALAND, WHAT ARE THE RULES IN HILLARY CLAND?
>> IN HILLARYLAND TONY MUST KEEP HIS CLOTHES ON IS.
>> Stephen: OKAY, THAT IS WHAT SURROGATES DO.
>> WE DO IT WOULD NOT GO WELL IF I DID THAT.
I PROBABLY WOULDN'T-- WE'LL JUST LEAVE THAT ONE RIGHT THERE,
OKAY?
>> Stephen: WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, GOOD LUCK
SURROGATING FOR HILLARY CLINTON.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE WHOLE CLOTHES THING.
>> I WILL TRY TO KEEP THEM ON SUZ GOOD LUCK WITH ALL THE CRAZY
THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN SHONDALAND.
WE'LL BE WATCHING.
THANK YOU.