- [Katie] Woo!
All right!
Ladies of the 2:30 p.m. sweat palace,
jazzercise class, let me hear you
make some noise!
(shouting)
All right, so Julie couldn't be here today.
I'm your substitute, Katie.
Now I do things a little bit differently,
so buckle up, 'cause we're about to
get it pumpin'!
All right ladies, let's get right into it.
Yeah!
Okay, get those hips moving.
C'mon, follow me.
Be on the beat.
Yeah.
(What Child Is This)
- Could you maybe just put on Julie's playlist?
- Oh, I don't have access to it.
C'mon, I love this song!
Let's work.
And work.
And work!
Keep working, c'mon, let's switch it up.
(What Child Is This)
- Um, actually, could you change the music?
- We got a lot of music experts
in this class, apparently.
- It's just really low tempo.
- It's really hard to exercise to this.
- All right, okay, okay,
so we want some higher tempo music,
I can work with that!
(laughing)
Yes, now this song really slaps!
Okay, leaving already?
Just remember, your body can handle the workout,
it's your mind you need to convince.
All right, follow me.
Yes, let's get our steps in!
Now we're doing it.
More of you leaving.
More of you leaving!
More of you giving up.
- We're not giving up, we just hate your music.
- Stop making excuses to get out of exercising.
- Actually, I work out all the time,
your music is terrible.
- Okay.
You wanna hate me because my workout's too hard?
- No!
You're not even listening to us.
- Yeah then, fine, hate me!
Okay, 'cause here's the thing,
I'm not here to be your friend,
I am here to challenge you.
It's torso time!
Goodbye, quitters!
Don't let the door hit you where
the good Lord split ya.
The rest of you, fight through the pain!
Okay, when the clarinet solo comes in,
we're doing double time!
And go!
Right, left,
right, left,
push it, pull it,
push it, pull it!
(heavy breathing)
All right, now we're talking!
(pop music plays)
All right, when the beat drops,
we're switching things up!
Five, six,
seven, eight.
- [Woman] You can put ketchup on anything.
You can put ketchup on anything.
- All right, really feel it in your core.
- [Woman] You can put ketchup on anything.
You can put ketchup on anything.
- Guess what, we've reach the finale!
All right, let's go hard.
Hard, hard, hard, hard,
hard, hard, go,
hard, hard, hard, hard,
go hard, hard, hard, hard,
hard, hard, hard, go hard.
Go hard.
Wonderful job, ladies!
Now I'm gonna put on something a little more
relaxing for us to cool down to, okay?
Everybody on your back,
lay on back, back, back, back!
Lay on your back!
Oh, and one thing, we will be in
first position, cupcake hands.
The entire time.
Cakes.
(loud music)
Now I'm going to lead you in a guided meditation.
(breathing)
(loud music)
(breathing)
(loud music)
No one made it?
Okay.
What is this, a class full of losers?
Oh.
Wait a minute.
(laughing)
Of course!
Of course, I did my advanced routine for
a beginner level class!
Katie!