Meemers presents: The Bloopers
S: Hi, I'm Simon. And it's hot as [sheep noise] M: Do you like-
M: Do you like sticking [unintelligible] in your eyelids?
S: It's hot as fork
M: Because you're like pumping away and you're like, oh my god
this is so good and the next thing you know, you're like super soaked in sweat
S: And you're pumping away and it feels so good and next thing you know you're soaking wet.
M: That's right next thing you know, it's just too wet
S: Heughhhhhhhhh M: It's like the best intro ever, right?
S: That is so cooooooool M: Yeeeahh
We're cool people, trust us
S: This is funny
S: Am I supposed to be saying something or do I just play around with my feet? M: Yeah. This is, this is you, this is...
M: Cue, Simon. S: This is just so enjoyable
S: Very important note about side- blblblblbdshfshfsdhs
M: Hot cool tip on subways
S: Hot tip - you'll notice festivals like this happening all over Japan in the summertime and not so much in other parts of the year
These festivals you'll see all throughout the city and they have lots of cool things to eat and drink
Lots of shade for you to take care of... Take care of shade?
There you go, shade
S: Be gone. Be on your way, shade. I've taken care of you quite well M: On your way, shade. Good job
S: So a couple steps away from the... liver
Right next to the heart and to the lungs. Okay M: Uh-huh
S: ...mystery mystery M: Oh, no [laughs]
M: ...Categories S: Categories
M: Okay, ready?
Both: Cat-egories, ca-cat-egories. C-A-T-E-G-O-R-I-E-S. Categories. M: Okay, category is types of summertime food
M: I'm gonna say Kakigori S: I'm gonna say watermelon.
M: Hmm. I'm gonna say all freezies.
S: I'm gonna say mojitos
M: All right, a little adult. I'm going to say a big pitcher of lemonade
S: I'm gonna say ice cream. M: Mmm
M: Like all the ice cream? S: Yes, every single ice cream ever made. M: Okay.
S: I claim it. M: All right. I'm going to say
Uh, cold fried chicken
S: I'm gonna say cold potato salad
M: Okay, I'm gonna say deviled eggs
S: For summertime?!
M: Yaaas, in my household... 5, 4- S: Cucumber sandwiches M: Who eats cu-?!
M: Alright, one thing I will say is that this is a really high class level of Japanese summer time food
S: I know M: Like normally if you go to like a local festival you're looking at you know
Yaki Soba and stuff that's kind of, like, homemade but this is, like, really pretty I didn't expect this
I have this watermelon cocktail and it has like a maple leaf and it's even got chili powder that you, like, dip it in
S: I don't- I've never seen anything like that before. M: Whaaaat?
Usually you get like a can of some kind of beverage, like
Look at that on the edges S: Wow, what is- what is that? I want-
M: Mmmmmmm
S: Is it good with that? M: Mm-hmm S: Oh, I want to try some
S: Oh, you got- M: ...frozen S: It's frozen? Oh
M: So cold. Woah S: Neato, let me try. I'm curious now. You gotta drink the drink?
M: How do I drink it?
This is neat because normally if you get, like, a sake
M: Old-school wooden boxes S: Right, they usually give you those old-school boxes, yeah.
Just like a modern take on Southern tradition
I like this as well because it's actually made out of a plastic and if you wear lipstick and you have a wooden sake cup,
it often can stain the wood. So a lot of places don't want to serve you who have lipstick in wooden boxes S: I wanna eat this so bad
They change it to like a more of a ceramic box, but this is kind of like a-
S: Martina, please let me eat some of the watermelon M: Are you talking about trying to eat the watermelon?
S: I wanna eat the watermelon, please
M: Oh, it's really refreshing S: Is it?
M: It just kind of feels like- oh you can have it now S: Martina, please
M: the summer breeze is almost
rushing through every time that I, I think that S: Sometimes feel that she doesn't like me
M: Go for it
M: Go for it, you big baby S: All these years of marriage. You're over me.
Gotta get these seeds out
M: So Simon's gonna be twenty minutes doing this
S: Oh, yeah! Mmm! Mmm! M: Frozen, right? I never thought of doing that before. I know! This is a way higher class version of what I'm used to
[Martina laughs]
S: Yeah, that's fancy
M: Fa- Ooh you faaancy Tokyo midtown S: Ooh you faancy
S: Gah! Took me so long!
M: This is really cute
[Cute music in background]
M: It's the five o'clock bell, right?
Oh my god, it's so special. Ours is so different in Kichijōji.
S: Right? Every part of town has her own bell
M: [singing] Children go the heck home