- Now, the act you've been waiting for,
one of the top comics in the business, fastest fur
in the west, Mr. Fozzie Bear!
[MUSIC AND APPLAUSE]
Thank you, thank you.
Waka, waka, waka.
Here I am, Fozzie Bear, to tell you jokes both old and rare.
This is a story you're going to love to hear.
My group leader told me to be more aggressive, yes!
Here.
[GROWLS] Kermie, I'm sorry.
[GROWLS]
Kermit wants me to do the next introduction.
Well, he's the only one who does.
[LAUGHTER]
Hey, hey, come on, guys.
No heckling.
I mean, I'm not even out here to tell jokes.
Have you ever been?
[LAUGHTER]
Letter for Kermit the Frog.
Letter for you.
[LAUGHTER]
A letter.
I'm a bear, I'm not a bunny, so here's
some stuff that's really funny.
Hey, hey, I'm not a dope--
--and I'm no dummy.
So how come your stuff--
--is really crummy?
[LAUGHTER]
Not the main power cables!
Say what?
[ELECTRICITY NOISES]
I just updated my Facebook status--
bored.
[LAUGHTER]
Hey, this is where I make the joke!
The catch of the day was salmon-ella.
Ah, waka, waka.
You are the man.
- You are the man. - You're the man.
- You. - You.
- You. - You!
You.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you!
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck here, guys.
Whoa!
Hey, Fozzie, why don't you just take off the hat?
Howdy, Memphis!
"What's Up Late with Miss Piggy" coming up next.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
[GROANS]
Fozzie, are you OK?
That took a lot out of me.
[MUSIC PLAYING]