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- Did Cardi B. make this?
- And this is like the perfect little bae. (laughs)
- This is like prom 1998 all over again.
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Very confused.
- So one, the hotel lobby.
- Who are you (bleep) kidding me?
What is this?
- I like this one because it's in a martini glass.
And what human being doesn't like a martini?
And things in a martini?
- All right, this is a deconstructed thing.
Which to me always tell me that the person's
too lazy to put it together.
- The integration of the biscuit
is that I have to do it myself?
This is not strawberry shortcake.
This is like shortcake, biscuit on the side,
with a martini glass of goopy strawberries.
- Let's break this down a little bit.
Let's break down and deconstruct it.
- Do I dip it, do I scoop it to apply?
Do I rip the thing open?
And then integrate it inside?
Like, this is a nightmare.
- Ah.
This is dumb.
I'm sorry.
- (chuckles) This is (mumbles).
- Great, nice biscuit.
- That's a straight up delicious biscuit.
Got that crunch, but it's pillowy soft in the middle.
The outside has a little bit of salt?
It blends with the sweet, tart, strawberry,
and then the cream kinda like, mellows it out.
- The biscuit is so scrumptious.
- This to me, whoever came up with this,
this is abject failure.
This is like culinary school freshman
being like, "I'm gonna show off."
- It's like a deconstructed shortcake
which is like a little more effort on your part
but I'm not mad at it.
- I wish it was in more of a sandwich
or it was all together versus two separate things
'cause together, it tastes better together.
- Honestly, you could just put it all together.
You don't have to serve it like this.
- Get this out, get it out of here.
I'm not happy about this.
- Ooh, (clanging), oh man.
- Just disappoints and pleases.
Here's nothing that's gonna happen.
This is a garbage delivery system for a strawberry shortcake
'cause I'm gonna bite into this
and it's all gonna shoot out the back.
- Ooh, I wonder if this is gonna be embarrassing
to bite into, aha.
- Okay,
it didn't happen.
- There's something weird about this biscuit.
It tastes like wheat.
- It is a little thick on the shortcake itself.
And it does have a biscuit consistency to it
that I'm not 100% pleased with.
But unlike this nightmare,
the flavors do combine pretty well.
- I wish there were more of the cream in the insides.
- This is a whole wheat biscuit isn't it?
Yes, it is.
- It tastes healthy.
Listen, if you're gonna make a strawberry shortcake,
make a strawberry shortcake.
- Immediately strike, no, no.
This tastes like toast.
Number one for sure, number one.
- If I had to pick one, I'm clearly gonna pick number two
'cause I like the idea of the portable strawberry shortcake.
Yeah, this is the one that I'm gonna go for.
- I really enjoyed number one's biscuit.
I can have the biscuit, number one's biscuit alone.
So, number one.
- This is amazing.
I'm gonna go with number one.
I have no problem dealing
with the pretentiousness of the display.
'Cause at the end of the day, it looks really nice.
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