- I MET YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW.
I WENT BACK AND SAID HI TO COURTNEY AND YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW.
SO THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS IN TOWN TO GREET THE BABY.
- THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS IN TOWN.
I HAD MY SISTER AND HER FOUR KIDS,
SO I HAD SIX KIDS STAYING AT MY HOUSE, OKAY,
AND MY MOM AND HER MOM AND MY DAD AND MY GRANDMOTHER,
MY 90-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER, MY NANA ROSA.
I LIKE ALL THE CHAOS AND EVERYBODY AT THE HOUSE
AND STUFF, AND WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
WE HAD A SIP-AND-SEE,
WHICH IS BASICALLY A BABY SHOWER POST THE BABY.
OH, THAT'S MY NANA RIGHT THERE.
10 KIDS, 90 YEARS OLD, STILL GOING STRONG.
- WOW. - SHE LOOKS GREAT, HUH?
- THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT.
- THAT THE WAY WE DO IT RIGHT THERE.
- TEN KIDS.
- YEAH, TEN KIDS, RIGHT.
- SO WHAT IS A SIP-AND-SEE?
- SO BASICALLY, IT'S LIKE A BABY SHOWER,
BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WE WERE HAVING, RIGHT?
WE WAITED TO FIND OUT WHAT WE WERE HAVING.
SO IT'S, ONCE THE BABY IS HERE, PEOPLE COME,
AND THEY SIP ON WHATEVER THEY WANT TO SIP ON,
AND THEY SEE THE BABY.
SO IT'S LIKE A PARTY, AND THE BABY IS THE FOCUS.
MUCH COOLER DEAL, I THINK, THAN THE BABY SHOWER.
- OH, YEAH, IT IS. - IT WAS FUN.
AND THE BABY IS THERE.
- AND TOO MANY SIPS, YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
THE BABY'S ALL--BEAUTIFUL, ALL THOSE SIPS.
- THAT'S REALLY SWEET,
AND GIA, HOW IS SHE-- INITIALLY, HOW WAS SHE,
AND HOW IS SHE NOW?
- WELL, INITIALLY SHE HAD AN ATTITUDE LIKE,
"OKAY, HOW LONG IS THIS KID GONNA STICK AROUND?"
SHE EVEN SAID ONE TIME IN THE CAR,
"DADDY, IS DOMINIC GONNA BE THERE WHEN WE GET HOME?"
AND I'M LIKE, "YEAH, HE'S GONNA BE THERE."
BETTER GET USED TO HIM.
- BUT NOW SHE'S VERY PROTECTIVE,
AND, "IT'S MY BABY," AND, YOU KNOW,
"BE CAREFUL WITH MY BABY.
ISN'T HE CUTE?"
SO NOW SHE'S GREAT, BUT IT TOOK A LITTLE, YOU KNOW, TRANSITION.
- WELL, IT'S HARD, BECAUSE THEY GET ALL THE ATTENTION,
AND YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM EQUAL ATTENTION.
- EXACTLY. - BUT SHE'S ADORABLE.
I MEAN, SHE CAME RUNNING UP TO ME.
I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S TAUGHT THAT
OR IF SHE KNOWS WHO I AM, BUT SHE RAN TO ME
AND MADE ME PICK HER UP, AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, OKAY, I..."
- WELL, SHE IS A VERY LOVING CHILD,
BUT YOU ARE A PRESENCE IN OUR HOME,
SO SHE SEES YOU EVERY DAY, AND, YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU SEE SOMEBODY-- I'M SURE YOU GET A LOT OF PEOPLE
COME UP AND HUGGING YOU.
- YES, BUT THEY'RE NOT, YOU KNOW, LITTLE CHILDREN.
- RIGHT.
- BUT SHE'S PRECIOUS AND...
- OH, THANK YOU. SHE REALLY IS.
- SHE'S ADORABLE. SHE REALLY IS SWEET.
- SHE'S SWEET, AND SHE'S VERY OUTGOING,
AND SHE'S GOT QUITE THE BUSY LITTLE SCHEDULE.
SHE'S IN SCHOOL EVERY DAY.
SHE TAKES DANCE CLASSES, GYMNASTICS CLASSES,
SPANISH CLASSES, SO SHE'S, YOU KNOW, GOT A FULL PLATE.
- SHE'S TAKING SPANISH?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK TO HER?
- WELL, YEAH, WE DO,
BUT I WANT TO REALLY-- I REALLY WANT HER TO--
TO KNOW HER CULTURE, AND IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME
TO HAVE THE LANGUAGE, AND I'M NOT THERE ALL DAY,
SO WHEN I CAN, YOU KNOW, I TRY.
- BECAUSE IF YOU LIVED WITH ME, I WOULDN'T NEED ROSETTA STONE.
I WOULD JUST HAVE YOU.
I'M TRYING TO LEARN,
AND I'M JUST TOO LAZY TO LEARN IT.
I REALLY WANT TO, BUT WHEN YOU GET OLDER,
IT'S HARDER TO LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE.
- IT IS DIFFICULT, BUT THOSE ARE GOOD.
THE ROSETTA STONES ARE GOOD.
AND IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT YOU'VE JUST GOT TO
IMMERSE YOURSELF, SO YOU SHOULD START HANGING AROUND
MORE LATIN FOLK, AND, YOU KNOW.
- YEAH, I NEED TO HANG AROUND WITH YOU MORE.
AND I HAVE TO SAY-- NIKKO, RIGHT, YOU CALL HIM?
- YES, YES, DOMINIC, WE CALL HIM NIKKO.
- HE LOOKS LIKE YOU, I THINK. - YOU THINK?
- YEAH, WE HAVE PICTURES OF YOU WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE BABY.
- OH, GOSH.
I LOOK LIKE I SWALLOWED MY LITTLE SISTER RIGHT THERE.
- YEAH.
- YEAH, SEE.
THAT'S--OH, THANKS A LOT.
AM I THAT CHUBBY?
I AM THAT CHUBBY.
MY MOM--I'M LIKE, "MOM, WHAT WERE YOU FEEDING ME?"
SHE SAYS SHE USED TO HAVE TO SPREAD THE SKIN
TO CLEAN BETWEEN, BECAUSE IT WOULD GET TOO...
- LIKE A LITTLE SHAR-PEI.
- YEAH, LIKE A LITTLE SHAR-PEI.
I MEAN, THAT'S BAD.
- YEAH.
- IT'S LIKE ABUSE ALMOST, ALL THE FOOD RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF FAT AND HAPPY RIGHT THERE.
- YEAH, YOU KNOW, WHAT WEIRD IS THAT YOU DON'T LOOK FAT.
IT'S JUST--YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE WEARING A SHIRT
THAT'S TOO BIG FOR YOUR SLEEVES.
- I HAVE NO NECK. - LIKE, 'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST...
- I'M LIKE A SNOWMAN WITH NO NECK.
- YOU'RE, LIKE, LIKE A SUMO WITH, LIKE, A TIGHT BODY,
BUT YOUR ARMS ARE WEIRD.
- THEY'RE A LITTLE WEIRD.
- WE ARE BACK WITH MARIO LOPEZ,
AND I THINK WE SHOULD ALL MEET NIKKO, RIGHT?
- SOUNDS GOOD. - ALL RIGHT.
LET'S MEET HIM.
SO I HAVE TO DO, LIKE, THE OFFICIAL,
LIKE, "THE LION KING."
OHH.
[cheers and applause]
THERE HE IS.
- OH, AND LOOK AT HIS LITTLE OUTFIT TOO.
- YEAH, HE'S ROLLIN' IN THE LITTLE ONESIE.
- HE'S GOT A LITTLE GUCCI ONESIE ON.
- YEAH.
- HE IS IN STYLE. - HE IS DEFINITELY--
- HI, GIA.
HI, SWEETHEART. HOW ARE YOU?
DID YOU MISS ME?
- YES.
SHE'S HANGING OUT.
- LOOK AT YOU RIGHT THERE.
- GET HER ON TV.
SHE LIKES TO SEE HERSELF ON TV.
HOW GREAT DOES MY WIFE LOOK, BY THE WAY,
ONLY TWO MONTHS AFTER...
[cheers and applause]
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU. - AFTER A BABY.
- I KNOW. - HOT MOM.
- I WALKED IN, I WAS LIKE, "YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT BABY."
THAT'S AMAZING.
YOU LOOK REALLY AMAZING.
- THANK YOU. - YOU DO.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, BEAUTIFUL FAMILY.
WE LOVE YOU, AND WE HAVE A LITTLE GIFT FOR GIA.
WE HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU, OKAY?
- GIA, SHE GOT YOU A PRESENT, MAMA, LOOK.
- WE HAVE A REALLY PRETTY--
- OH, AND SHE IS SUCH A GIRLIE--
OH, LOOK, AND AN "ELLEN" TIARA.
- AND AN "ELLEN" TIARA,
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO WEAR THAT.
ALL RIGHT.
- WHAT DO YOU SAY? - THANK YOU.
- AND THEN WE HAVE SOMETHING FOR NIKKO.
[laughter]
- THAT'S AWESOME.
- YEAH.
- THAT IS GREAT.
- NOW HE CAN LOOK LIKE HIS DADDY.
- HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH MY HAIR.
- HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR.
OKAY. - YEAH, HOW ABOUT THAT?
- THAT IS AWESOME. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- ALL RIGHT, AND I'M WORKING ON A CAR FOR YOU.
I REALLY... - OKAY.