I guess I got to jump in a pool.
[YELLING]
Happy SaturKay, everybody.
So you know usually I'm in the studio,
but today I thought I would stay home and get a little bit
of Kalen time, you know.
Because Nintendo just sent me their new Ring Fit Adventure
game, and I wanted to try it out.
So let's have some fun.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Before I get started, I should suit up.
Oh!
OK, Ring Fit Adventure.
Let's do my avatar.
Oh.
I think I'm going to make mine look like Beyoncé.
Oh, I like that.
OK.
What's the skin tone?
She like a little caramel.
That's Beyoncé.
Boom.
Wow.
My dreams have come true.
I am Beyoncé.
All right.
I think I'm ready to play.
Oh.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I need some motivation, and I know exactly who to call.
Oh, Kalen.
How are you legend?
We're going to have the best time ever.
It's going to be so much fun today.
I knew I called the right person.
All right, Luke, let's do this.
Here we go.
Come on, body.
Look at you.
Body, ody, ody.
When I move my legs, my character
moves at the same time.
Oh!
Oh, you're on fire already.
Oh, your attitude's on fire, Kalen.
Look at you.
Ah!
There you go.
A little spicy.
[LAUGHTER]
And look, when I pull it down and I push, then I jump.
All right.
We've got some fighting to do.
Now when I push it together, it fires.
Work.
OK.
Now press in.
I want you to hug that thing like the way you hugged
Ellen when she gave you a job.
This is fun.
[MUSIC - NORMANI, "MOTIVATION"] I'mma break it off,
let me be your motivation
Oh!
[LAUGHING]
There's a waterfall!
Oh, you're in it!
You're in it!
Look at that water!
Boom.
Keep it going.
Boom, baby.
OK, Kalen.
So you know how you're scared of pickles?
Yeah.
So I want you to run like there's a pickle chasing you.
Why?
Ain't no pickle chasing me, though.
Oh, there is now.
Be like Dory.
Just keep pressing.
Great job!
OK, now that we got through that,
I think I'm ready for the boss challenge.
I love it, Kalen.
This guy's the big guy, so I'm going
to give you a little bit of extra motivation.
Let's go, Kalen!
Woop, woop!
Let's go get'em.
Yeah!
Where did you even get that?
Oh, I take this with me every day.
OK.
Where Dragaux at?
I'm coming for you, Dragaux.
There we go.
Ah.
Great.
OK.
I keep moving.
Another door.
Keep going, Kalen.
You're doing so well, mate.
The only thing left is to take on Dragaux.
Dragaux.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Ooh, Dragaux big.
Oh my goodness, look at those muscles.
OK.
I think I can do this.
Stand and twist.
That's what we're going to do first.
OK.
Right, left.
You put the abs in absolutely legendary.
Absolutely.
Proceed.
Hold.
Return.
Oh!
Press in.
Hold.
Return.
Press in.
Hold.
Return.
You're going to make it.
Hold.
Return.
Yes, you made it!
Ab guard, here we go.
Oh, look at you go, Kalen.
Good job, mate.
[CHEERING]
I did it!
You did it!
[MUSIC - WILL SMITH, "SWITCH"] Turn it over and hit it.
Turn it around now.
Switch.
Hey, hey, turn it over and hit it.
Ooh, la, la, la.
Take that, Dragaux.
Ring Fit Adventure was actually so much fun.
It was an adventure game and also
a workout on the Nintendo Switch.
And let me tell you something baby,
these adventures definitely keep you moving.
Well, Kalen.
The fun's not over yet, mate.
We're going to do a little mini games.
OK.
If I can beat Dragaux, I can definitely beat you.
Let's go.
Let's do squattery wheel.
OK.
You're going to go first, and then whoever gets less points
has to jump in the pool.
OK, deal.
Let's do it.
You know you going to lose.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm going to make this vase look like that vase over there.
You know, I should have took more ceramics classes.
So You got to beat 85 points.
That is not that bad of a vase.
I would put that in my house.
Here we go.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK.
Oh, this is tough.
OK.
Yeah.
OK.
I'm not sure that looks like the one over there,
but you doing something.
This is good.
I'm doing the better version.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, smooth it out there.
Oh, no.
I'm a little--
Smooth it out.
Oh no.
The final verdict.
Are you kidding me!
Well, look.
I'm going to go jump in the pool now,
but first I would like to say thank you
for all your motivation.
You are welcome.
Thanks, mate.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
OK.
Well, I lost to Luke, so I guess I got to jump in the pool.
One.
(whimpering) Two.
Three.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
I got to get out.
[SCREAMS]
Well hell, I don't need it no more.
Shoot.