Santa's coming to Bikini Bottom.
No buts about it, you've all been a bunch of jerks.
But...
It's time to find out who made Santa's naughty list
and find out what jerky stuff they did to get there.
First, SpongeBob Squarepants.
The sweetest sponge in town
loves spreading joy and laughter to everyone.
But there was that one time he left Squidward to be eaten
by the abominable snow mollusk.
Oh, yeah, Gary, you rare really motoring now.
Right, guys?
We forgot Squidward!
[growling]
Left, Gary, left!
There he is!
No squid left behind. SpongeBob!
Tisk! Tisk! Right to the naughty list.
Next up, Patrick Star.
This spectacular starfish
always has the best intentions at heart,
although Patrick did plan to capture Santa
and holding prisoner for presents.
Ooh, what's that?
It's a trap, a trap for Santa.
Ooh, baited with Christmas treats.
♪ I will trap Santa in my box ♪
♪ Locked up like Fort Knox ♪
♪ And make him stop the clocks ♪
♪ And we'll have Christmas All year long ♪
Hey, a cookie!
That's a little rough around the edges,
Patrick and lands him the second spot on the naughty list.
Now for Squidward Tentacles.
Squidward may be a grumpus,
but he has been known to do the right thing.
But taking a snowball fight with your friends
to the next level is too much.
Take cover!
Take this! Ha-ha! I got you!
[laughing manically]
[yelling]
Oh, yeah...
[laughing manically]
Ha-ha! Incoming!
Hey, SpongeBob.
Yes, Patrick?
I think Squidward's taking this really seriously.
That last one had his clarinet in it.
Hm, looks like it's time for plan B.
[laughing manically]
Not exactly the biggest surprise
that Squidward joins the rest on Santa's Naughty list.
Next up, Mr. Krabs.
He may be harsh to his employees,
but being a good parent is definitely nice.
Still, being so cheap
you don't feed your sledding worms is pretty naughty.
Sniff out the money, little guys.
Come on, mush.
[stomachs rumbling]
[growling]
Wait a minute.
I was going to feed you.
Honest.
[growling]
And we race, race, race, down the snow, snow, snow.
- And we race-- - Help!
Hi, Mr. Krabs.
I've just been turned into lunch meat
by me own worms!
[growling]
Ah! Hop in, sir.
We'll get you out of here.
Much appreciated, boy.
[growling]
That's pretty low even for you, Krabs,
and lands another one on the naughty list
Now, Sandy Cheeks.
A true friend through and through when things get tough,
yet she can get a little
overly competitive and take things too far.
[screaming]
Whammer, bammer, in the slammer!
Woohoo! I'm the queen of Jellyfish Fields!
How does that feel, losers?
[horn blowing]
I don't like it.
You, too, Sandy? Things are starting
to look grim for Bikini Bottom.
Next up, Sheldon Plankton.
He does have a soft side for his computer wife, Karen.
But there was that one time
he turned everyone into jerks with
jerktonium fruitcakes.
I'll g everyone in Bikini Bottom a present of the most innocent
of all holiday goodies.
The fruit cake.
And each and every slice will be laced with jerktonium.
Once ingested, no one can help becoming
the biggest creepiest, meanest jerk ever.
And Santa will realize that Sheldon J. Plankton
isn't so bad after all.
And then I'll finally get what I really want for Christmas,
that Krrabby Patty secret formula.
And shocking to no one,
Plankton lands the next spot on the list.
You're up, Mrs. Puff.
Putting up with SpongeBob's driving
earns her a lot of nice points,
although she did enter SpongeBob into a demolition derby
under the disguise of extra credit.
Pretty gruesome, huh?
You've got to hand it to those guys,
risking their lives for our amusement.
Risking their lives for our amusement?
I could finally be rid of SpongeBob.
Forever! [laughing]
And I mean that in the worst possible way.
[laughing manically]
What's so funny?
I've just thought of a way that you can earn some extra credit.
Hooray!
And with that, Mrs. Puff joins the rest
on Bikini Bottom's Naughty List.
Last but not least, Gary the snail.
Gary is fearless when it comes to standing up
for the ones he loves.
Still, there was that one time he over shared his dreams
when wearing the chatterbox translation collar.
Hello there, Papa Bob.
[whimpering]
Papa Bob?
Oh, Gary, now you can express your innermost thoughts
in language I can understand.
I have so many questions.
Lay 'em on me, Papa Bob,
What do you dream about?
Mostly, I dream I'm flying above it all...
Aw, that's sweet.
While I breathe fiery destruction upon my enemies.
[screaming]
Hey, if you're gonna dream, dream big, right?
Yikes, Gary. Santa definitely saw that
and will be adding you to the naughty list, too.
Wait, so everyone was naughty this year?
That's not the feel good warm holiday fuzzies we want.
Maybe it's not too late.
If only there was some way to get back
into Santa's good graces.
[laughing]
♪ When others are talking Never interrupt ♪
♪ Don't put people down Or leave the toilet seat up ♪
♪ It's the time for family And holly and turkey ♪
♪ 'Tis the season to be Jolly not jerky ♪
♪ Jolly not jerky ♪
♪ Santa brought Nearly every gift on your list ♪
♪ Why whine about The one that he missed? ♪
♪ Don't be a jerk ♪
♪ It's Christmas ♪
It's Christmas!
♪ Don't be a jerk ♪
♪ It's Christmas ♪
Now that's the holiday spirit Santa's looking forward.
It's never too late to do the right thing
and get back on the nice list.
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