- Boy, you look like you're getting reborn.
- No one told them? That's so embarrassing.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) So today, the subscribers have asked me to show you
some photos that may or may not prove
you have a dirty mind. - Oh, God.
I already know I have a dirty mind,
so know it's just letting everyone else know
that I have a dirty mind. I hope my mom doesn't
watch this episode.
- I can prove that for you right now.
Yes, I do.
- I'm gonna think every single one of these
is some kind of body part.
- I feel like I'm more gonna laugh because I understand
why it's gonna be inappropriate.
- My friends always show me text messages and photos
all the time of dirty messages and I don't get it
until they point it out to me sometimes.
- I'm gonna cover my eyes, then okay.
Let's see what this is.
- That's somebody's foot, I know that much,
but first thought didn't go there.
- How did the photographer not notice that?
- Very important timing. I know it's a shoe.
- I don't get it. Oh, okay.
I was like, I don't see the problem.
That's just a foot.
- Ah, his face is just so perfectly awkward, too.
- And why is he standing like that?
That's a terrible window of opportunity for that
kind of thing to occur and now his picture is--
it's going to haunt you forever.
- Oh, that's such a vague thing. What are you guys even looking at?
I don't have a dirty mind, 'cause that just looks like
a shoulder to me.
- I don't know what else-- I have no idea.
- I don't see what's dirty about this.
It's just a young girl with two old guys.
- Very oddly positioned, 'cause I know it's not
a [bleep] in a cup, but it looks like a [bleep] in a cup.
- I think that's her shoulder and then there's hair covering it?
- I'm seeing a penis. I don't know if anyone else
is seeing a penis. I don't know if that's
a thing to brag about or not. Oh, I saw the fake penis
immediately. Ten points to me.
- Is that pant leg? Okay, it's a pant leg,
but of course, it doesn't look like a pant leg.
- I thought it was a pillow. See, I just couldn't see past
the pocket vagina.
- The color isn't helping either probably.
- It's just his pocket and it's open.
Good for you, buddy. Tuck in your pockets.
- I originally think if I saw it, I wouldn't immediately go,
I know exactly what that is. I don't wanna say it,
but I know what it looks like.
- Someone else had to notice that and take that picture.
Be like, "Wait babe, your pocket inside out looks like a vagina.
Let me just take a picture real quick.
People will love this."
- Oh, God. Man, I saw that one right away.
That guy is looking so nonchalant for what's happening.
- It looks like that girl, she's drinking a drink
in the ad, and then then that guy's standing
just very perfectly where it lines up.
- It's funnier 'cause it's an unintentional photobomb.
- I guess he's in a good position.
- I like how it just says "wut." Y'all are dirty.
She's just drinking a soda.
- "Tripodi brothers." At first, I read it as "trucking"
and then I was like, no, it's supposed to be [bleep].
That's incest, that's gross.
- Trucking. That was a really bad font.
They're just brothers trucking, you know?
- Oh, it says trucking. Okay.
You know, that one got me a little bit.
- Oh yeah, that's an unfortunate font.
Maybe go with Arial or Times New Roman
for this one.
- The 'r' is just so poorly placed.
There needs to be more initial tail on the 'r.'
That's just poor cursive.
- No one told them? That's so embarrassing.
- Oh, whoa wait, what's her hand--
that's not her hand. That's not her hand.
That's not her hand. That's his hand, right?
Okay, I'm questioning myself right now.
- Wow, that really threw me off. I was about to say
that's a family picture. They need to get something
checked, 'cause that is dangerous.
- Pretty sure that's his daughter, which I think was why
they have him blurred out.
- Why is her hand over there? That's his hand.
That's his hand in his pocket. Oh, that's crazy.
- His arm happens to be in his pocket, so it's
aligning perfectly, but she would not wear that watch.
- It's kind of funny because the rest of the arm matches
the guy, but if you don't look you're like, "Damn dude,
she has one kinda okay arm, but one's pretty beefy."
She's a gamer.
- Well, I've seen pictures like this before.
- Her seat cover is tan and it looks like she has a penis.
- That's just the chair, right? Okay.
I wanna zoom in on it. What is that?
Oh God, oh God, my eyes.
- If no one told me it's dirty, I would be like,
okay, she's on a bike, 'cause you can straight up see.
- It just doesn't match her skin tone, so I guess
I didn't picture that at first. I guess my mind's not as bad
as I thought.
- Just too many risks with a skirt and this is
one of those risks. You will look like you have a penis.
Don't ride a bike in a skirt, ladies.
That's the lesson of the day.
- Just like a little dude going "yeah."
With everything-- just nothing on but a shirt
and a hat.
- No. You did him dirty.
Why you gotta do that to him? And it says "candy."
That's really creepy, too.
- This one could be coincidental, or this one
could be on purpose. There's definitely an opportunity.
- I get the illusion, but it's a little stretched for me,
'cause obviously you can see it's a car and it's like,
"Oh, it's another [bleep] joke."
- I like how all of these are just [bleep], boner, vagina
humor. Get straight to the point.
That's a big wiener. Is that what you want me to say?
- Guys need to go to school or something.
Do something better with your time.
- It looks like his head is in his ass.
- Obviously, he's in a hold, but yeah, that angle's
just really bad.
- This is not even gross. Someone thinks his head--
it's not like that. This guy's trying to get him
in a pin.
- Is this what actually happens in wrestling?
Boy, you look like you're getting reborn, God.
- I actually wrestled in high school.
That never happened to me, though. I've never been in that
predicament, but he's got it way up in there.
I feel like he got stuck.
- Their whole job is to have their face in each other's crotches
and [bleep] all day. That's all they do,
so yeah, every single wrestling picture's gonna look like this.
- Okay, that's what we're seeing.
That's definitely happened in public to somebody.
- It just so happens to be that this guy's salmon
pink shorts match the salmon pink slides.
It's an aesthetic going on.
- Again, who wears those color shorts?
That's just looking for trouble.
- No, what first caught my attention are her shoes.
What is that? - ♪ (Psycho music) ♪
- I get that the slide is supposed to look like
his penis, but I'm very focused on the other things
going on in this picture.
- At first, I was looking at the guy's face in her boobs
and thought that's what was inappropriate.
- Thank you, that's enough. No more.
- I definitely have a dirty mind. Everyone else who took
these pictures also has to have a dirty mind,
otherwise they wouldn't have taken the picture,
'cause they wouldn't have noticed anything weird going on.
- There was a lot of vagina, boner humor
and I'm okay with that. I'm not that mature.
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