[ Cheers and applause ] -Let's do this.
-You're getting woke.
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-Hey, I'm here with the one and only Nicki Minaj,
and we are going on a dinner date to Red Lobster.
-Yeah. -I'm very excited for this.
I've never, ever been to Red Lobster ever.
I don't know why. Our paths never crossed.
You've been there. You actually --
You worked there at one point?
-I have worked at a couple different Red Lobsters,
and I've gotten fired from all three or four of them.
[ Laughter ]
-Well, I'm sorry to bring that up,
but we're gonna have fun tonight!
-Yay!
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Oh, hello!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, this is really good.
-All right, one of these.
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First things first, we need a drink, right?
-Yes. -What was your drink --
Well, you didn't drink while you were on the job,
but what was your favorite drink that you served?
[ Laughter ]
-I always liked this thing called Red Passion Colada.
But they don't have red Alizé anymore.
Therefore, I cannot get it.
The other good thing is a Lobsterita.
-Lobsteritas?
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-Here we go, guys. Lobsteritas, frozen strawberry.
You got it, Nicki? -Thank you. Yes.
-Awesome. -Thank you so much!
-Are you joking me? -I am not joking.
-No, you're absolutely joking me.
-There you are, Jimmy. -Oh, my God. Thank you.
-Enjoy. -It is so good.
You paying? -I'm definitely getting an Uber.
I know that. -But are you paying?
-Yeah, of course. -Okay. Thank you.
-Please, this is -- -I ain't got no money
to spending all this money at no Red Lobster, child.
[ Laughter ]
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Let's act like we're on a blind date.
-This is great.
-How do you like your Lobsterita?
-I'm really having a good time tonight.
-Thanks.
-I like the Lobsterita, but I like the view even more.
[ Laughter ]
-Of me? -No, yeah.
We're pretending we're on a blind date.
-[ Laughs ]
-I haven't dated in a long time. [ Laughs ]
Can I have more of that?
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[ Cheers and applause ]
-I have some biscuits for you.
Enjoy. Those are our Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
They're delicious.
-Let me talk about this, because I worked at Red Lobster,
and I know everything about every food here.
So this is handmade
by a bunch of African people in the back.
[ Laughter ]
This is a Cheddar Bay Biscuit toast.
You got to go like this, 1, 2, 3, pssh!
[ Indistinct conversations, silverware clinking ]
-This is absolutely fantastic. -Told you!
-Then you can go like this, too.
1, 2, 3, and then in your mouth.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Mmm. -That's a good biscuit.
-Okay. But my pet peeve is when people ask for extra biscuits.
Please do not ask for more biscuits,
'cause I will slap you.
-Can we have more biscuits?
'Cause that is what I really want.
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I love it. D-Lob. That's what I call it.
-D-Lob? -Yeah.
If you're been here enough, you call it D-Lob,
and then, dude -- And then S-Fish, live.
They want you to live. -[ Laughs ]
-So I love it. I get it. Look at this.
Are you kidding me? Hey, wait a sec.
A-hole fish?
Oh, a whole fish.
-How are we doing? Are we ready to order?
-Two ultimate feasts, and there's other things.
-And I want to add Cajun chicken pasta to mine.
-Okay. Awesome.
-She's gonna add just some stuff.
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-Oh, my God. This is a lot of food.
-What do we do first? -I like fried shrimp,
so we can do the toast and dump it in your tartar sauce
like we did the other thing.
So you go, 1, 2, 3, dip.
-Uh-huh.
-What the hell are you doing?!
[ Laughter ]
-Ooh. [ Coughs ]
[ Laughter ]
You saved my life. You saved my life today.
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-Now, I'm gonna show you how to crack this, okay?
-Yep. -You just go like this.
Well, let's start with the legs, maybe.
And you go like this. And you squeeze...
Oh, God. Um...
[ Laughter ]
-Wow. I can't believe you got fired.
[ Laughter ]
-But see, that's why I like the ultimate feast,
'cause it's already done for you.
-Oh, that's right. You go ultimate feast...
-Yeah. -...then you can just...
Ah, and splitskis? -Yes. Sure.
-Come on. Cheers.
-Mmm. So good.
-I mean... -So good.
Aren't you happy you came here for the first time in your life?
-Can we have more biscuits?
Ah, man.
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So, tell me why you got fired from Red Lobster.
-I walked up to this lady.
Her and her boyfriend had walked out of the restaurant
and they took my pen and they didn't tip me.
I walked to the car, I banged on the car window,
and I said, "Give me my pen!"
-So far, it sounds like that's not a big deal.
-I started going like this...
[ Laughter ] -Yeah, you're number one.
-You're number one. You're number one, as well.
-And my manager fired me on the spot.
-Tell the manager, "Hey,
I was trying to get restaurant property back
'cause they stole your pen."
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Oh, you know what we should do?
Do you want to do, like, "Lady and the Tramp"-style?
-No. -Okay.
[ Laughter ]
Now, I know you got fired from Red Lobster,
and I think right now it's time for a little redemption,
a little Red Lobster redemption. -Okay.
-Upstairs, there's people waiting for food.
They have no idea that we're here.
Let's go serve some food to these great people here.
-Oh, my God. Are you serious?
-Let's get the uniforms. -Yes.
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-Oh, my God.
-Is everybody enjoying their food?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-This reminds me of when I was in college
'cause I had muscles and I also had crabs once.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, my God. -Uh, here we go.
Hi, guys! -My name is Nicki.
I'm your server for the day. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
-We're from Trinidad. -Trinidad!
[ All cheering ]
-Trinidad! -My country!
My country is in the building!
-I brought you a special drink. It's a little rum and Coke.
Let me take a taste test just for a second.
-Whoa. What now? [ Laughter ]
-Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, you guys.
-Can we get one more rum and Coke, please?
Thank you very much.
-Oh, my God. Don't eat people's biscuits!
What is wrong with -- I'm so sorry, you guys.
-That's okay. It's okay. -All yours. All yours.
-So, can I get you guys anything?
-Are you eating your biscuit with a fork and knife?
-Yeah, I don't want my hands to get dirty.
-Get -- Get out of Red Lobster. -Oh, my God. You cannot do this.
This is too classy for Red Lobster.
-Get out of Red Lobster.
All right, Nicki, you've proven yourself.
You redeemed yourself.
We've talked to everyone here at Red Lobster,
and we have something special for you --
The first and only black card.
You get free Cheddar Bay Biscuits for life.
-Oh, my God. This is the nicest thing anyone's ever given me.
-No, no, no. -Thank you.
-I also tracked the people down
and I got your pen back. [ Laughter ]
Redemption. -You're amazing.
-You've been redeemed. I love you.
-I love you. Mwah! Thank you so much!
[ Laughs ] -Oh, so much!
She's getting choked up! Oh, my God!
Oh, let's get the basket of biscuits.
Oh, it's a basket of biscuits. -What are you guys, insane?
What the hell is this, y'all? -We love you, Red Lobster.
Let's get in the limo. Let's go. -Oh, my God.
-Let's go. We gotta go. We gotta go.
[ Cheers and applause ]