[Hey guys! I'm not really feeling good today.
So, we're gonna do like a chill video day.
Get ready to be satisfied, I guess.
'Cause it's gonna be a very satisfying video.
I don't know how I want to do my hair.
Like this, like this, or like this.
You like that ear?
Did she just show me her ear?
Are you ready to be satisfied?
So get comfy in your seat, and press your hype button in the face!
This is supposed to be a relaxing video.
Let me turn this fan off because it's gonna mess with my sound quality.
There we go, nothing but silence.
I hope I'm doing this right.
So the first one we have here is a box of Lucky Charms.
Where someone organized all of the Lucky Charms
to be coming out of the box like a rainbow.
I feel like such a creep whispering.
Why are we whispering?
I'm not good at this.
My favorites are the rainbows.
I don't know why, but I feel like they taste better.
Insert ASMR crunching noise.
Sorry.
Over here we have a perfect--
Excuse you!
I'm so sorry.
Okay, I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to stop this.
I don't know.
A lot of people like ASMR, and a lot of people don't,
and just think it's weird and don't understand it.
But I want to try it some more,
specifically because my best friend is really into it,
and she shows me videos, and I'm like, hey, I want to try this.
Maybe not this video, but you know, one day.
Leave a like if you guys want me to do an ASMR video.
What you doing tonight?
Oh, you know, I'm just making a pot of pasta, the wheelie kind,
and it gets stuck in the hole of the spoon.
Like it just fits snug as a bug in a rug.
It's like they were made for each other.
A relationship like this please.
I love me some perfect handwriting.
Actually, the more you look at it, the less perfect it looks.
It's actually, it's not perfect at all.
I mean maybe the lines are, but I really like this picture-- Oh.
I liked it until it spelled out "AESTHETIC".
Girl, if you trying to be "aesthetic", make sure your T's match.
You got a little T and a big T.
But yeah, I really like this picture.
I enjoy colorful things in straight lines.
Look how perfectly it fits.
Tucan Sam looking thick in that tree.
He like it. I bet it keep him warm in the winters.
He's so snug in here.
It's like his own personal Snuggie.
I want to pet it.
Would he bite you?
Leave a like if you would pet him.
I want to pet him right here.
Pet hype!
Over here, we have a lovely grilled cheese sandwich,
and it fits so nicely along the plate,
and on the inside is a bowl.
All you need is some tomato soup.
Oh my god!
Well, there you go.
Tomato soup and grilled cheese, ain't nothing perfect than that,
than having your grilled cheese fit perfectly around the square bowl.
I love this.
Very satisfying to look at.
Probably even more satisfying to eat.
This is so simple, yet so elegant.
It's just a pack of toothpicks.
Like anybody can just go buy a pack of toothpicks for like 50 cents,
open it up, and then this comes out.
They all just like you know, make themselves presentable.
Looking all cute like a little toothpick flower.
I love it.
Here, we have snow inside the bricks.
I don't know how it snowed, and just covered the insides of the brick,
but not the top, and it made this really cool design.
It was just a little bit of snow.
But why did the little bit of snow just go in the cracks, and not on the bricks?
I got some questions I need answered.
So somebody is shaving wood, and it makes this little swirly of the wood shaving.
It's so good to look at it.
It just like shaved a little piece of wood and oooh,
it just curls up of like that.
Nature, how you do that?
Over here, we got a CD that melted on this chair.
Like half of it is melted, and it looks so cool.
What about the other half?
The other half Gucci.
Can you still listen to the other half or nah?
It's over for it.
There'll be no more listening on this CD.
So sad.
Alexa play no tears left to cry.
This was way too close.
This car opened its door, but if you look closely,
you can see that the door was made for that cars booty.
Like how the lines curve, and it ain't just any car that does that,
these two cars, they were meant for each other.
That's why the curve in between is so smooth.
A relationship like this.
Over here, we have some spray painted Fruit Loops,
because I don't believe they come in these colors.
I ain't never seen a cherry red, or a black Fruit Loop.
First of all, I want to know where these Fruit Loops came from.
Second of all, I like this picture.
I like how they're just in a square in a round bowl of milk.
It's very nice to look at.
Aesthetic.
You know when something is so aesthetic, that it's thick.
Ass-theh-thicc.
Okay, that works.
I'm gonna start saying aesthetic.
Here we go to branch of apples.
Why these apples look like their daddy smack them so hard that they turn red?
Doesn't it look like that?
It looks like his booty got smacked.
See the other ones, they didn't get smacked that hard.
Now you know what you're the bad apples.
But I like it.
I like the pink and the green, and the perfect shape.
They're a good shape to be.
I tell that too Lumpy all the time.
I'm like, Lumpy, you are a good shape to be.
Here, we got a bench that is snowed on, and that the snow made little mounds
that look like DNA going through the bench.
Please don't ruin.
You must preserve its natural beauty.
This necklace make me look like a gangster.
I'm gonna hide it.
We in the Wolfgang.
What?
How a tree do that?
Its roots are growing in the tiles, and going as like a grid.
Bro, how nature do that?
This is going against the laws of trees.
It's doing what no tree has done before.
But where do they go?
What if people like walking, like step on it?
Which is rude by the way.
Then you supposed to go underground, in the dirt.
You ain't supposed to grow on above the ground, on tile.
Like tree, what you doing?
You a tree, chill.
Better start acting like a tree.
So, this looks like some cool tunnel, but it's not.
Someone dropped a sugar cube through the foam of their cappuccino,
and it just made like a little square tunnel in the foam,
that leads to the coffee.
Here, we have a freshly mowed lawn of sky.
Can you do that?
Can you mow the sky?
Because otherwise, how you get this?
How you get square clouds?
This literally a square cloud.
Someone paid somebody $20 to mow the sky.
Either way, it looks nice.
We need more square clouds.
Here, we have the perfect Chili Pepper,
goes from mild to hot.
I was at Whole Foods the other day.
I saw they had little plants that had like 50 chili peppers growing on them.
Like they were this small, and they had so many like
little hombre Chili Peppers on them.
Like it was adorable, and it reminds me of this,
except they weren't green.
They were just like red to yellow.
This one goes mild to hot.
I ain't never seen a beauty like this before.
Whoa, why these flowers look fake?
Haters will say it's photoshopped, but it's not.
Or is it?
They don't look real.
They look like those fake flowers your Mom buys from Michael's.
You know when you're not responsible enough to keep
anything alive, you buy fake flowers.
You ain't even in a garden.
What you looking so cute for?
Literally on the side of a road.
You look extra.
Here, we got a rainbow coming in through the holes of the chair,
and it just makes perfect rainbow streaks.
I love this so much.
Makes me happy looking at it.
By the way, I hate that wrinkle going through the table cloth.
You are ruining the aesthetic.
Please leave.
Thank you.
Oh my God!
Look at these.
Oh, I thought they were dogs.
Wait, are they dogs?
Are they cats?
Or are they both?
I think they might be cats.
But some of them look like dogs.
This is the life I aspire to live.
This is the life for me.
This is the life I was meant to live.
Don't you see I was meant to have this many animals,
and they would all eat at the same time like this.
Oh, a mother's dream.
My dogs, they don't do this.
Lumpy, she will take one piece of dog food, go to her bed, stares at me
while she chews that piece of dog food,
goes to the bowl picks on another one, and repeat until it's all gone.
Like she could only one piece of dog food at of time.
These aren't crayons.
These are art.
Somebody took their kids crayon box, broke all the crayons in half,
and some of them were than half, to make this art installation.
I like it. I like all the colors.
But the more I look at it, the more it kind of bugs me.
Like you just 'cause some of the crayons are like broken.
This is supposed to like help OCD, but sometimes,
it like hurts it, you know.
Same with like this pic.
I feel like there's way too much green, and I don't like
how the green is like together.
It just bothers me a little.
But I like how they're all like set up.
Like the idea was really nice,
but I wish they didn't use so much damn green.
I know, I'm-- I'm like a really picky.
Oh, I like this.
Here, we have a spiral staircase, and all the stairs are like tiled,
which is really weird by the way.
Because it looks like a bathroom tile, but it looks really nice with this.
Just because it's all round, and then the stairs are like a grid.
Satisfying indeed.
I haven't been satisfied.
Oh no, you haven't been satisfied till you see this.
That is a beautiful piece of cake.
So this is a crepe cake.
Creep--
Crept--
>> Crepe.
>> However, you want to say it.
So basically, they like layer it.
Like crepe, frosting, crepe, frosting,
and repeat 50 more times, and BAM!
You got this beautiful cake.
I really want to make one of these,
and also, the cake is obviously looking good.
She looking dumb thick.
Here we got some bananas.
Some of them are naked.
So, this is really cool because it looks like half of it is on.
This looks photoshopped, but it's not.
So like there's a yellow paper and a white paper behind it.
What am I doing?
Like explaining these now?
Just shut up and look at it.
And it's like, they cut the peel very strategically on the middle one
to make it look like it's chilling with the ones above,
and chilling with the ones below.
You know what I'm saying?
Ass-that-thicc.
Here we got I don't know what in slime.
Oh, is that that kinetic sand?
I've seen that at Walmart.
So, they may look like little fat donuts with kinetic sand,
and put slime behind it.
I just love anything rainbow.
It's just so nice to look at.
Especially something like squishy, but I want to like poke it.
I would show you some kinetic sand poking videos,
but they get copyright like...
Who knew pills could be so cute?
Here we got some pills...
I don't know if they do this on purpose,
but my OCD is like...
So good right now.
Like the way they put the pills together like this,
it's so nice to look at.
If only the world was this perfect.
Oh so that's what it's for.
You put your Snickers there.
Not sponsored!
But I should be.
Look how good it fits.
Now, your car looking like a snack.
Oh again.
This video should just be called.
Look how good it fits.
This is a mattress that somebody decided to put through a door that had no door.
Why do you have no door?
Well, you do know because the mattress is the door.
Until you have to sleep on it.
That's a crazy coincidence.
How they got a mattress, brought this to their house,
and it fits so perfectly through the door.
Conspiracy Theory.
I'm not even gonna say it, because I feel like I've said it
so many times this video, but look.
I mean, this is unfortunate.
Wait, is that another wall?
How did that car even get in there?
Did it just like drop from the sky,
and into this little crevice of an alleyway?
How do you get it out?
You don't.
This dude dropped his Gatorade bottle cap, and it went "plop" into the floor.
It belongs there now.
It was meant to be.
Leave him alone.
He's gone now.
So this guy set his crutches down, and it fit around the fire alarm.
Man, you so lucky that didn't go off.
And you gotta push it and then pull down.
Okay, so you got to do more than one step.
You got lucky.
Look at these kittens!
I want kittens like that.
That like sit in there.
This cutest thing I ever did see in my life.
See Lumpy, she sits in her bowl.
But they're sleeping inside it.
I want this cat.
I want a kitten like that.
Bro, imagine moving and packing all of your stuff in boxes,
and it fits like this into the truck.
These are boxes.
Okay.
You good.
Please enjoy more pictures of various things fitting into other things.
Over here, we have this nickel in a stapler.
The swiffer in a corner.
Oh, I like this one.
What?
So a baby tomato went into the fence,
and it just grew inside it.
And now, there's no way to get it out.
It's stuck...
Forever.
Until it dies.
Such a sad story.
Okay, I thought this was somebody's hair for a second, but it's actually slime.
Is it?
I think it's slime.
But that is the nicest slime I ever did see.
This is probably Photoshopped but I like it.
It's rainbow.
Okay the more I look at it, the least I like it
because that is not a perfect orange.
This is all about perfect foods.
Get out of here with your imperfect [bleep] orange.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude.
But I don't like how big the yellow one is, and how little the blue one is, okay.
Don't judge.
This videos about satisfying.
This is not satisfying.
But anyways, that's all for today.
I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
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I love you guys so much.
Thanks for watching.
Bye guys.