BIEBER That guy sure was grumpy No one can touch me
As long as I'm swaggy Whatever that means
Your daddy told me that he'd murder me but I'm sure he was bluffing
That fool don't know me I do Pilates and Karate's, and he's fat and disgusting I'm hot shit, I'm way cool
I'm the toughest dude in my homeschool And also I have bodyguards
No one can touch me I'm freaking Bruce Lee. I punched a Nazi right in the throat
Your daddy is whiney. His wiener is tiny. Is he right behind me? That was a joke
Could you please le e e e e e e e e e t go of my nuts Someone call 9 11111111111111111 this sucks
GIRLFRIEND How many nines was that?
BIEBER It's just a flesh wound He's drivin' on my head
But I'm just playin' possum There goes my front tooth
When he stops kicking me I got him right where I want him Come back here, we ain't done
That's just my arm. I got another one This shit just got real
He folded my legs back Ripped off my nutsack
Stuck me with thumbtacks He must be mad
Pushed me off the roof Beat me with phone books How does my face look?
GIRL It's not that bad
BIEBER No not the Jajajajajajajajajajajajack hammer. Owwwie
BIG SEAN I don't if you know this but Yo ass looks pretty torn up
That old man from Kill Bill needs to take a chill pill
I don't know happened son you said you knew karate But Mr. Blond just came along in the middle of the song chopped off your whole body
DAD That ain't rappin'. This is rappin'
Do the Booty Jam Do the Booty Jam Everyone's a fan of the Booty Jam You're telling me you never heard this?
BIEBER Calling Beliebers it's Justin Bieber Put me in the freezer to preserve my head
EMPEROR We'll resurrect him We can perfect him
We'll reanimate back from the Dead Now you must riiiiiiiiiiiiiise
Shawty Join the Dark siiiiiiiiiiiiide
BIEBER Swaggy
EMPEROR Justin, can you hear me?
BIEBER That name no longer has any meaning for me. My name is Darth Bieber