Well, spring is in the air, which can only mean one thing.
It's time for our resident lifestyle expert
to stop by with what I'm sure are some very helpful tips.
Please welcome our friend, Kim Douglas.
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Hi!
How are you?
Hi, Kim
It's been too long
I know.
You look fantastic!
Thank you.
So do you.
You look healthy and happy.
Everything's good?
Everything's really good.
So glad to be back.
I'm glad to have you here.
What is going to happen today?
Well, Ellen-- do you know that just in a couple of days,
we're going to celebrate St. Patrick's Day?
I do.
So-- that's really nice, and you know,
people are starting to get a little bit more out there
and doing some things.
But you want to be safe when you do that, right?
So I wanted to bring a few ideas for you and your audience.
So, St. Patrick's Day-- who doesn't want to have a beer?
Who doesn't want to be out a little bit?
Maybe having a drink.
So here's the deal--
Oh-- wait-- just one minute.
Who wants to do that?
Nobody.
So look, I found these masks, Ellen.
They go like this and then they put the straw in.
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That's fantastic
Ellen.
Yeah.
Is that not the best?
That's a good beer.
Yeah-- Yeah.
That looks totally good.
Yeah, so you've got your straw and you're being safe--
and you're being safe.
OK, so when Twitch and you and and we're all being social
distance but we're outside, and we're kind of at a party.
We're doing like a little social distance party.
It just gets so hard to pour.
You want a shot, Ellen.
Twitch wants another shot.
This one-- my arm gets tired.
It's just ridiculous.
So I got your favorite vodka.
Maybe it's not.
Casa Dragones.
It is.
There you go.
And I don't want to be doing like another shot--
another shot.
It's really ridiculous.
So, this is just the little shot dispenser
Wow.
Ellen, I got one for all of you guys and even better--
Ellen, I'm not even touching.
Can we reach six feet apart just grab one, babe?
Look at that.
There you go.
Twitch, this one is for you.
Here's a for you and cheers, my love.
Twitch said where's mine?
I can bring it over.
Bring it over to him.
Look, I'm not even--
I'll meet you halfway.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm not even--
My arms around six feet.
Oh my gosh, like your favorite vodka.
All right, 1, 2, 3.
Lovely.
Oh, Ellen.
Oh, you want another shot?
No, no, no.
Oh, I thought you wanted another shot.
Isn't that good?
Yeah, that's good, yummy.
I'm just gonna take one more.
Yummy.
Go ahead.
You're going to take one more.
OK, good.
All right.
So I'm gonna have Andy come and take this away,
and I'm going to give you my next little [INAUDIBLE]..
OK.
There's Andy, the lovely Andy.
Andy, let me give you this too.
I love his wife and his kids.
Thank you so much.
So fun.
OK, so Ellen, let me look at you.
You have been doing a lot of great self-care.
But a lot of people haven't during these times.
So here is what I think you should do.
When maybe people haven't been taking
as much good care of themselves as they should,
maybe haven't gone to the dentist.
Because you know, it's a little bit scary
right now with what we've been going through.
So I found these things called Instant Smile.
We're all doing Zoom.
I'm doing Zoom meetings.
I'm doing meetings for--
segments for the Ellen Show.
So let's say you haven't brushed your teeth.
So what you do is you just take these teeth, and then
this and that, and then you just stick them on,
and they're custom-made for you.
And nobody will know different.
So you're saying that's better?
Yeah.
And that's a good smile, and they're custom-made.
Well, they sure do look custom-made.
Don't they?
Yeah.
And then they stay on, and you can just do your Zoom meeting
with a beautiful smile.
A million dollar smile-- $19.99.
OK.
How much are they?
$19.99.
Oh my god.
You get a little [INAUDIBLE].
Yeah.
Ellen now, here's my next big thing.
And I love this.
So you know I'm always into the new trends on the face.
Let me look at you-- gorgeous.
Now I'm being really serious.
Ellen, not everybody has good brows like you.
I plucked mine to death when I was young.
So the new brow is called the Boy Brow.
And you want to have a big, fluffy-- let me see you.
Gorgeous, gorgeous.
So you want to have a big, fluffy brow.
But you may not have it.
So the new trend is a Boy Brow?
It's called the Boy Brow.
Because--
Like Kendall's doing it, [? GG, ?] everybody.
They're all doing it-- super fun.
So all you do--
this is a tattoo.
I don't have a mirror.
You didn't bring a mirror for me out here?
Is this straight?
Yeah, that's exactly where they should go.
Yeah.
So you just put it right on.
And then you want to do-- all you have to do is you
just-- it's just like one of those little sticky,
like kids do.
You're not going to tell me that Kendall Jenner is doing this.
There's no way.
Well, she has them.
I mean, she already has them so she doesn't need them.
But people like me need them, and some of our audience
might need them.
So all you do is you just hold this on for six seconds.
Maybe I did too long, and maybe it's a little high.
I can't really tell.
They're still-- they're not on.
Oh, they're not-- Oh, here.
OK.
Well, then you know what, Ellen?
Let me just put them on a little better.
Maybe I did-- maybe they were crooked.
Well, no.
No, not even still.
Did you try any of this before you came on television?
I did, Ellen.
And it stayed on my hand, and I couldn't get it off.
You do know we're on television?
I do.
So Andy's coming out.
I have a better one now.
That was just for pretend, but I have a better one.
OK, so Ellen, this is the new thing.
So you know we're all at home, and we all like to be cozy.
And you like to be like in your comfy stuff, right?
Who isn't-- I mean, I'll be honest with you.
I've been wearing my pajamas a lot.
But do you guys remember the Snuggie?
Remember the Snuggie?
I do.
You do?
Well, I have a better Snuggie.
Look, this is the Snuggie--
[INAUDIBLE]
This is the Snuggie.
It's super cozy.
And you're just walking around the house, and you're like,
you know what?
I want to be cozy, but I want to sit down.
And I don't want to have to walk all the way over to a chair.
So it is a Snuggie with a beanbag chair.
Ellen!
Isn't it so fun?
It's got a beanbag chair.
Let me see.
What if you want to sit down now?
Yeah, you'd be like I'm gonna just sit-- right now.
Look at me.
I'm sitting.
I'm just having my shot.
Isn't that so cool?
Yeah.
They've got it right there.
Then you could be like, let me get up.
And then you get up and I'm like, OK now I can sit down.
Yeah.
That's great.
They should make one with an entire mattress
so you can just lay down.
It would be a bed.
All right we're going to take a break.
More tips with Kim after this.
We're back and we're--
there she is.
Oh,
It worked--
Not really.
Is that what that's supposed to do?
Yeah, I just need an extra six seconds.
OK The thing is, did you want extra eyebrows?
Is at the point of it?
No, but I could
Oh, I know.
They should be on top of your eyebrows
Are they not?
No, no they're not
Well not quite.
But you get the gist.
I get the gist.
Yes I do.
All right.
There's one more thing.
What's OK Ellen so you know no we like to bring you
are you dressed for that Yeah you
know how we like to bring you life style stuff too not just
like beauty so a lot of us have been sitting around at home.
We haven't been exercising we don't
dance like tWitch all the time.
So if you don't, you can always get this cool thing.
It's like an elliptical buy or a bike
but you don't have to be sitting on that Oh that's
a horrible seat it's just so uncomfortable,
So this is really cool, right?
You can be at home and it's stationary.
And you watch the show and it's fun.
Well, there is an elliptical that you don't sit on.
You stand up and do exactly that thing.
I know but I have another version of this.
OK.
You want to see it?
Yeah, I do.
Let me show you.
OK, I'll be right back.
I'm waiting for it.
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OK.
Everything OK back there?
Oh boy!
Ellen!
Look at me!
I'm fine.
I'm totally fine.
Look, it's the elliptical but it's the elliptic go.
Look, I won't run you over.
Ellen, look at me.
- Yeah, I'm looking at you.
Look at that.
Isn't this fun?
With the elliptic go and you can go on your elliptical, Twitch.
Why do you all look so nervous?
I'm fine.
What could possibly go wrong?
Nothing can go wrong.
That's fantastic
Isn't it cool and even JLo does it.
All kinds of celebrities do it.
It's super, super fun.
OK.
Oh, oh.
Oh dear.
I think that's a really fun idea.
Ellen, I don't know how to get off of it, though.
You don't have get--
Twitch, help her.
Well, let's see.
How is she going get off?
Or I could just keep going.
No, Twitch is going to help you.
How do you-- how do you want me to help you?
Oh dear.
You want me to follow you?
It's OK.
OK, all right.