these past couple of weeks, I've fallen down this hole of unproductivity.
Because of things that are outside of my control, like not being able to have any
furniture delivered until August, or not being able to get a haircut. As a result
I've been feeling Restless and downright irritated. So I'm gonna be honest,
the sweetness level at our household has somewhat taken a tumble, because we've
just not been in the best mood. Max has been working a lot of over time and he
has to do it on a folding table and lawn chairs that he stole from his parents
house, and I've just been chilling with Brutus and failing to teach him any
tricks because I'm way too impatient and to be fair, so is he. So I thought maybe
for this week's video we could work on our sparkle a little bit and I'm gonna
take the initiative to do something kind of sweet. I'm gonna write him a letter!
I've never done that before. First step is to ponder what the content of the
letter is going to be and then forget because you have the same attention span
as Brutus, and start watching The Real Housewives
second step is to drink a ton of caffeine until you give yourself
indigestion and now that you're ready and buzzed, it is the perfect time to
start writing
dear Maxime Cote, this is the very first letter I've ever written to you... wait
actually, I lied. Remember that letter we wrote while we were high in Brooklyn?
good times. So how's it going bro? are you loving life? I'm sure you are. Because
since we met I have brightened your life like a yellow tulip blooming in the
midst of winter in February. So I wrote you this letter today to let you know
what I've been up to while you've been working. So most of my days are filled
with looking at furniture and being completely invested in a particular
design, only to find out the couch I want won't be available to ship until the
end of August. So we might not have a spot to place our booty at for the next
two months! But, fret not my child as I have devised a brilliant plan! For I have
a dream... of a soft luxurious rug in the middle of our humble living room and
every day will be like picnic, in Central Park, in the spring, and every night will
be like a celestial scene in Marrakesh under the moonlit sky. Oh it's going to
be breathtaking! Other than that I've been putting my design skills to use by
sticking stickers of pirates and spaceships on random household items
because I want the world to know that I am unique. It makes me happy so please
don't criticize me. Can you believe we're halfway through 2020? I'm still in awe of
the fact that we've been together for two and a half years! I know these past
couple of weeks hasn't been the greatest or the easiest on our relationship but
let's keep our chin up. We have a ton to be grateful for, we have each other and
if our past is of any indication, nothing can keep us apart. I know you'll always
work on this relationship and I do too, even if I don't show it sometimes. I also
know you want me to be more touchy, I'll work on that too. Anyway I hope you
enjoyed the letter, it wasn't really meant to be a love letter but I hope
that it was still filled with love. PS. how many bags of gummy worms should I
buy on my next grocery run? Forever Yours, Yos. With the letter I
decided to also include this artwork of this sea monster I created named "kuma"
Kuma is a herbivore and not dangerous to humans but he destroys entire ecosystems
as he feeds off of kelp and coral! So the humans ended up killing him and he and
his species became extinct. This artwork is worth a lot, it is worth more than Van
Gogh.
what's this?
you're supposed to open it and read it.
No. Read it in private.
what's that?
it's a drawing.
what's this?
it's a drawing!
do you like it? Not really.
I couldn't understand most of it because of your handwriting, though.
kudos for the effort
you