- The freeway is over here somewhere.
(tires screeching)
I don't know why I stopped at a red light,
I forgot what I was doing already.
(energetic music)
(police siren wails)
- I used to do this when I was younger.
- I like doing the missions in Grand Theft Auto,
but I'm not very good at driving.
- I really think I'm gonna escape,
I don't know, I just, it can't be that hard.
- My strategy is to wing it
and figure it out as I go,
because I'm playing the game.
- So I guess now I just have to find a fast car.
Oh, there we go, okay.
- This looks like a good car, like a compact SUV.
(honks horning)
- I used a cheat code to get this car,
because I'm a genius.
- Boom, baby, let's go.
I'm in the middle of nowhere.
- Alright, so I'm at five stars now,
they're shooting at me,
they're shooting at me and it's very frightening.
- I'm gonna just try to go east,
which I have a really bad sense of direction,
So I'm not a 100% sure.
- Off-roading a little bit.
No, I just hit- ain't even funny.
Oh, shit.
Okay, this was not a good place to start.
- Alright, I'm just gonna take the freeweays all the time
cause I can go the fastest on the freeways.
Oh God, the f-
(sighs)
The helicopter shoot at me?
- Oh, okay.
I feel pretty alive.
- We'll just get to the main road as quick as possible,
(car crashing)
and not flip the car.
Flipped the car.
That's not what we wanted to do.
- If I remember right from the older games,
if you repaint your car
it'll at least lower your level.
So, I'm gonna try to do that.
- I guess we'll just run really fast.
There is a car that I want that I spotted.
Just run faster, Franklin,
your life is on the line,
you can use a jogging.
- Traffic is not too bad.
(car crashes)
Ooh. That one hurt a little bit.
- Franklin, do the thing.
Mm-mm girl, I'll be taking that.
What the f-
Thank you, okay, okay.
(swearing)
F- you man.
Sorry, she did insulted me.
Okay, let's go.
Go faster.
- Ooh, like.
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up.
Oh f-, okay.
Well, that was a mistake.
That was a huge mistake, that was a huge mistake.
I should have not gotten up.
Oh God. Oh Goodness.
(crashing noise)
Okay. Well.
What the f-
(police siren wails)
- The cars are getting more serious looking,
there's like SWAT vans.
I have made a full circle.
They've shot ...
Something's- oh God, I don't know what happens.
I think the bullets might be affecting my car's
driving ability.
I'm gonna have to steal another car.
There's a bus.
Oh shit.
Okay, I'm gonna just run, just gonna run.
I'm getting shot a lot, I'm getting shot a lot.
There's no cars.
Okay.
I did not do well under pressure.
(police siren wails)
- Okay.
Oh man, this car is so shitty.
Can I get out and steal a police car?
Or no, is not how that works?
(shouting and fighting)
Okay.
(shotgun)
I would like- oh.
You can't steal a police car.
(police siren wails)
- That was... that didn't count.
- Do I get another chance?
Okay.
- Alright, I have five stars now.
Okay, let's do it.
Alright.
Stop shooting at me, I need to get on the frigging freeway.
- Whoam.
Parking garage?
That's not open, why is not open?
- ♫ This is fine, yes it is.
♫ Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Okay. It's fine.
(police sirens and chaotic sounds)
(lady screams)
- I'm so sorry young lady.
- Oh man.
There's a lot of madness going on...
(explosion)
Something just blew up behind me.
- What I'm gonna do
is steal this young man's car,
and then drive again.
- No, don't, don't, don't, don't.
No, aah.
I can still get out of this.
I just get a nice clean scratchy road.
- Go faster.
Go f- faster.
(laughs)
This is as fast as I can go.
- Look at that.
Look at me weaving through traffic.
This is what I do in my day-to-day.
What?
Oh my God, look at-
- Okay, that's not good.
We're just gonna have to-
They're really kicking my ass.
I'm just... this is d-
It's very stressful,
I'm never wanna be running from the cops, ever.
(police siren wails)
- Mini Cooper.
Okay. Get out, Franklin.
You can do it, you're a resilient man.
You're a resilient man, get up.
Oh man, Escalade.
That-s not the best-
(gunshot)
(police siren wails)
- Right now my tire is out.
New car.
Let's do it.
Let's see, let's see.
Is it open?
Oh well, I have to lose the cops.
In order to change the color of my car to lose the cops,
I have to lose the cops,
and I'm just gonna keep driving.
(car crashing)
Oh, boy.
Oh, no.
(police siren wails)
- I 100% thought
that I would be able to get the stars back to zero.
I was gonna go in dead alley,
and they were gonna be like,
"Where did she go?
I don't know, we should just give up."
And that didn't happen.
- I tried, I got to seven minutes.
I stopped mainly because my hands got tired.
(police sirens and chaotic sounds)
That's the only reason.
- Why else do you guys wanna see us do in Grand Theft Auto?
Poorly or well, who knows?
Maybe next time I'll be super good at it.
I'm gonna find my GTAnish one of these days.
(playful music)