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You think you're black?
I'm black, yeah.
Brother, you got skin like an English kid.
Well I don't like coffee...
But you'd eat a bagel.
Hey
You know what animals I like?
Sharks...
... and skunks!
That's great.
Listen, pretty redneck
I'm taking your banjo!
Come on, don't!
That's not cool
He needs his banjo for the talent show
Man, that's no fair!
All I have is a guitar!
And you get a banjo?
You ready? Or...
Do you need something else before you start?
My lips are so sore already...
I know.
I don't wanna mess up your dumb potato basket
A woman thug stole my banjo
You have a new one?
I got cheetah candy
But it's pretty gross
And I gotta poo again
Nuh uh, you just went!
Oh yeahhhh!
Oh, kitty!
Oh, you're bleeding!
On me!
Oh yeahhhh!
Oh YEAHHH!
A friend of mine got a foot
And it's juicy
What the hell are you talking about?
You know, fish can hear you thinking just before you sneeze....
Chavi Choff Chop
What's "Chavi Choff Chop"!?
J-j-j-j-j-j-j-juh!
Ahhh
Gosh!
Hey!
You're hurting my neck!
*Cough! *Cough!
See, I coughed!
*Cough!
*Cough! *Cough!
Christine!
Hey! I just heard that!
Oh, excuse me!
I broke wind.
Did you have bologna and the fishsticks?
That's just great.
I know what it takes to make you hot
I need a man that can decorate and mix my brew
Well I'll wash the dog, but you're washing the laundry!
Naw, naw, I'm not gonna be your sexy beef friend
Oh yeah?
Well just say "ahhhhh"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Why don't you zip it...
Cheesy bird mess.
What'd you just say?
I have a cheesy bird mess?
Dreet!
Uh oh
What happened?
He said "Dreet" and I'm about to freak out!
I just can't whoop him.
Yeah
I farted on you when you put banana peppers in the Wheaties.
But ah --
Now, Jim...
Or are you Mark?
Hey, do you remember that costume party?
You went as a penguin
And I went as a pink shark
Did you notice the teeth?
Because everybody else told me I was NEAT!
A tiny clown, he got wet
I was talking to a psychic
And I can't sleep in the ozone
There's too many different peanuts looking sad
Uh, I would like to go now...
Candy canes will wreck y'all's bowels
You got a problem!
I want a brown girl!
Hey, psst! I'm standing right here!
She's so white and not exotic!
Kevin, go away!
I want another one!
Geez, he's a spaz!
I just peed
Eww gross!
Guess what?
I just ate a hotdog!
Yeah!
Hey papi
Ah!
You just like me for my weed
Yeah, I will admit it.
Let's get to it.
We're on Broadway
I once knew a kid
His tongue fell off in his sleep.
La-bibbida-bibba-dum
La-bibbida-bibba-do
This is a violet.
No it isn't
Yeah, well it could be a flower
The other night, there was this movie that was all about gardens
called "Bloody Shrimp"
You got a problem.
Uh, yeah, I just found out that we missed Halloween
Yeah.
I always wanted a Wookiee
Then I found out they weren't real
Thanks for nothing, George Lucas!
La-bibbida-bibba-dum
La-bibbida-bibba-do
Ok
La-bibbida-bibba-dum
This is getting old!
La-bibbida-bibba-do
No more!
La-bibbida-bibba-dum
Come on, stop it!
La-bibbida-bibba-do
You're like a dope fiend!
Cluck!
Went the chicken.
And that's how they do it
On Broadwayyyyy
Hey!