[ Chimes ]
My name is Shaman Randy,
you may know me as the part-time lifeguard at the Y.
I was full-time but they cut my hours.
Guess they don't care if kids drown from 7 to 9.
This is Mother Ayahuasca.
And on today's journey she will show you your heart's desire.
And mess you up
Ayahuasca's so powerful,
it costs ten whole dollars
for a container this big at Whole Foods.
Tuttle's confusing ayahuasca with açaí berries
I'm not correcting him.
Now ayahuasca
feel a little like vomiting.
But as the Dalai Lama famously said,
"the more you throw up, the more you grow up."
And then he famously threw up.
Namaste.
Shaman Randy?
Please, call me Shaman Randy.
When will it kick in?
I don't feel any --
differreeennnt...
♪♪
♪ Quando o coracao para ♪
Make my chilaquiles, bitch!
♪ A eternidade começa ♪
Aah! Oooh-ooh!
Mix tape! "Thong Song"!
♪ Quando o ritmo cessa ♪
♪ An be ta anga yalahoula ♪
♪ Kiléganfai yalahoula ♪
♪ An be ta anga koumahoula ♪
Ooh-ooh! Shave me!
Shave my monkey balls!
I'm supposed to be Chicken Baby!
Everybody knows!
♪ An be ta anga baro la ♪
Moon schedules!
Get your indispensable
moon schedules!
Aah!
♪♪
[ Tires squeal ]
I know what I want! I know what I want!
I know what I wanna do!
[ Retching ]
Yes, yes, that's quite common.
More have to than want to.
No, I know how to show Hayley I'm capable of doing things
just because I want to do them.
I'm gonna drive a plane
across America!
Wow! I need you to wipe your mouth immediately.
And you don't mean "fly" a plane?
No. My license is for driving.
I'm going to taxi across the country,
right back into Hayley's heart.
Well, I gotta hand it to you.
That's certainly something no one else
in the history of time has ever wanted to do.
But there's just the small matter
of where to get a plane...
They have a ton of them at the airport.
You know what, I could give ya my old plane.
It's just been sitting gathering dust.
Really?
If Jeff gets a plane,
can I get an Amen?!
Amen!
[ Indistinct radio chatter ]
[ Wheels clattering ]
Wait, stop, stop!
It's okay, sir, you hit your head pretty hard,
but you're gonna be fine.
No! No I'm not!
My son... he thinks so little of me.
Well, that's pretty common.
No, somebody recognized my costume!
It wasn't us...
But there was a guy in here!
[ Mysterious music ]
A shoe!
Whoever was in that stall
got my costume,
and when he ran out to share the good news,
he lost his shoe.
He's my Cinderella!
No one's leaving this party until I find him.
When it's a man you say Cinderfella, you bigot!
♪♪
Hayley, did you hide my driving cane?
I'll hide it up your ass if you don't get out of here.
I'm sorry, Klaus.
I -- I don't even know if my husband
wanted to marry me.
Wow!
I'm touched you would open up to me about this.
And fortunately, I have some advice
[ Jet engine roaring ]
What the hell?!
[ Engines idling ]
Well, babe, I guess it's pretty obvious
what this means!
No! Not even a little bit!
I'm driving this thing to North Dakota
to remove any doubt about the sincerity of my wedding vows.
That sounds kind of unnecessary bordering on stupid!
I'm glad you think so!
'Cause that proves I'm doing it for me!
Whoa!
Wonder where he's going in such a hurry.
I'm flying this car to Fort Lauderdale
to prove to my wife I love her.
That's sweet.
[ Engine roaring ]
[ Crash, explosion ]
Jeff: His wife is gonna be so happy.