- Hey guys, how's it going?
So today, we're unboxing something well,
I'm unboxing knives with another knife.
If you're new here you might not know
that I have like a small obsession with knives.
I really like them
and I just wanna say
you should be very careful with knives
because they are not a toy.
You should not play with them
in manners that you may cut yourself
because they are very dangerous.
So now that the disclaimer's over.
We're gonna unbox some knives
that I'm gonna be using for future unboxings.
And I thought why not do an unboxing
of unboxing knives?
That's sort of like and unboxing inception.
Are you ready?
I don't remember what I ordered?
Are you ready?
You may be surprised with some of my selections.
I may be surprised with some of my selections.
Oh boy.
Let's just dump 'em out.
So should we start big
or should we start small?
What?
What is this?
It looked a lot smaller online to be fair.
That sometimes happens.
Look at this.
Clear brush, cut branches, chop roots.
Let's start small.
So I got this one recently too.
It's super cool.
It's the US Army Snow Camo.
Beautiful.
I don't remember what this one is.
I feel like I'm playing CS:GO and I'm getting cool knives.
I don't even play CS:GO.
Okay, this is
kind of stupid actually.
It's got a spider and a spider web on it.
I will say the colors are quite nice.
And I can defninitely do some damage to a box.
It's like almost holographic.
I'm not sure if I'm into the spider decoration,
but other than that, I love the colors.
Let's see how it cuts.
Hm, I mean it cuts that tape quite nicely.
Smooth like butter.
This is a Gator Bowie.
This is gonna really elevate my cooking episodes
significantly.
Not only cooking, but unboxing.
(playful music)
Wow.
I can definitely clear some brush with this too.
But this is real.
This isn't plastic, by the way.
This is like a real knife.
Yep, that's real.
That's real sharp.
Safety first.
Might need to get a belt first.
What do you think?
Does that look good?
- [Man] Yeah. - Yeah, it looks great.
That's cool.
This is fashion
- Ah, that's probably illegal.
Yeah.
This is for clearing brush.
Do I need a license for this?
One machete.
This is my first machete.
I've never had one before.
That also includes the sheath.
Man, my dad's gonna love this.
I bet I should get him one too.
He's gonna be super into it.
I mean this is honestly,
it's elevating my unboxings already.
Like I said honest--
(instrumental music)
- [Hatchimal] Quack. Mama.
- That's my Hatchimal.
- [Hatchimal] Oh hey.
- He hasn't hatched yet.
This was the hot ticket item this Christmas.
(Hatchimal chirps)
- I think it's trying,
but I think the battery's dead.
Super unsettling. - [Hatchimal] Oh hey.
- Maybe I'll hatch my Hatchimal with my machete.
Okay, I gotta get this outta here.
Whoa oh my gosh.
Does anybody--
(Hatchimal sighs)
- [Hatchimal] Hug me.
Hug me.
- It's a children's toy.
- [Hatchimal] Hug me.
- Yep, okay well now that it went to sleep.
I gotta get my sheath out.
I guess let's just take it outside real quick.
You think?
- [Man] Yeah. - Should we, okay cool.
No, Matty.
Mommy's got work to do.
Let me find a branch that needs trimmed.
(machete thwacking branches)
I feel bad.
I don't want to hurt him.
Why are these all falling down?
What the heck is going on here?
Look, look at this.
They're doing like some gymnastics stuff.
Wait, like where are they going?
I mean I'm so confused.
Look at 'em.
Look at that.
Hm.
Maybe I have some bigger problems to tend to
than this can handle.
Well, I guess I'll put my knife back in here.
I guess this is more than a knife.
I feel like I gotta be super careful with this one.
And I think, maybe, landscaping
is not something that I'm cut out for.
There we go.
Matty, what do you think of this?
Come here Matty.
Look Matty.
Is this something that you think is cool?
Yeah, check it out.
All right guys, well thanks for watching.
I look forward to unboxing some,
careful honey,
here take that ChapStick and run (giggles).
I look forward to unboxing some fun things
in the future
with my new knives.
And you may also see this in the kitchen
so stay tuned.
I'll see you guys soon.
Let me know if there's anything else you'd like
to see me unbox in the future.
Leave it in the comments below.
And I'll see you later.
(giggles) Bye.
(rock music)