- Tell him he's an ass (beeping)!
- You're a (beeping) ass (beeping)!
- You want me to fix your ass and your bar?
Lay down on the (beeping) floor like he did!
Go ahead!
Do it, ass (beeping)!
- Put me on the floor.
- This is gettin' awkward.
- Lay down on the (beeping) floor!
(dramatic music)
- [Woman] We were just noticing
there are a ton of guys working here.
Are there any girls here?
- There are no girls working here.
- So you know me, I've had this place
under surveillance for days.
I don't even wanna tell you what you're about to watch,
I just want you to watch this.
- Okay.
- Hot chicks behind the bar are a (beeping) pain in the ass.
We gotta make money, and so I don't have time
to put some chick with big (beeping)
and tattoos that look (beeping) hot,
they can't pour a drink.
If you can find me a woman that can bartend as fast as me,
I'll put her behind the (beeping) bar.
(dramatic music)
- I don't even know what to say right now
because I'm so enraged.
This man is living in the 50's.
- Why are there no women here?
- There's a couple reasons for that.
I haven't met a lot of women
that can bartend as fast as men.
There are issues with female bartenders
that you don't have with male bartenders.
I can't reach the top shelf, I can't lift the case of beer,
crying if I talk too harshly to them.
- You haven't met a lot of female bartenders then have you?
Mia, Mia come on over for a sec.
Sit down.
You said that there's not a woman bartender
who can be faster or better than you.
- I, no, oh yeah I haven't, I haven't--
- That's what you said. - Okay.
- Now I wanna prove to you how (beeping) wrong you are.
- All right.
- Let's get behind the bar,
Mia on one side, you on another.
I'm gonna give you guys five drinks,
they're gonna be common drinks,
everybody knows the ingredients.
Take a couple minutes, set yourself up.
Now I'm gonna prove to you that you're not hot (beeping).
- [Greg] Probably not.
- There goes that arrogance again.
In that lies your (beeping) failure.
Your concept is wrong, your interior is wrong,
the way you treat your employees is wrong,
your attitude towards women is wrong.
What the hell is right?
- You are a (beeping) ass (beeping).
- You're all (beeping) talk.
Now let's see what you got as a (beeping) bartender.
I'm gonna call the five drinks, let's see what you got guys.
A Manhattan, a Cosmo, a Margarita,
a Martini, and an Old-Fashioned.
(dramatic music) (ice shaking)
(glass clinking) (beeping)
Clean it up.
How you doing Mia?
- Great, how are you? - Good.
(ice shaking)
- That's the way you guys do a Martini,
you pour the Vermouth in a glass
and then pour the chilled Vodka over it?
Mia's about to put all these drinks out there.
She's shaking two, you're shaking one.
(dramatic music)
Now Mia, present all your cocktails to your guests.
Look at Mia's cocktails.
Who's better than you?
- Let's compare, just for fun.
Putting the Cosmos next to each other,
yours has ice chips floating all over the top of it.
- Like a skating rink covered in ice.
Cosmos should be clear, correct?
Mias is right, correct?
You can see it.
What do you want to say to hotshot, Mia?
- Nothing.
- I don't blame you, I don't want to say much either.
People don't talk to you this way
in your pink castle do they?
(Greg chuckling)
On your pink (beeping) throne, do they?
Okay, let me get this straight, are you making money?
- I'm losing $4,000 a month.
- How do you lose $4,000 a month in a bar this small?
Are you paying the rent?
- No I'm not paying my rent.
- So this is your dream,
you get a freakin' bar given to you like this--
- I do, yeah.
- You worked a year, and this is it?
- This is it.
- What about where you live, how are you paying your rent?
- My mom's paying my rent.
- What's your name?
- Pam. - Pam.
How old are you? - 33.
- Your mother is paying your rent.
- [Pam] Yes.
- I just sent my chef in your kitchen to close it down
'cause it's so freakin' disgusting.
He's serving that food to people,
and he's gonna get 'em sick!
Now would you understand that?
- Hey, hey, nobody's gettin' sick.
- Really! - Really.
- Let's go in your kitchen. - Let's go, let's go.
Nobody's gettin' sick.
- What do we have here, chef?
Talk to me. - Nobody's gettin' sick.
- Let me let you know something right now.
I've been watchin' you.
You smoked a cigarette, you took out the trash,
you didn't wash your damn hands.
Right away-- - Did I wear gloves?
- You carried out garbage, you never washed your hands,
(bangs) and you touched food!
- And you're gonna make people sick like that, bro!
You're gonna make people sick!
- What do you want me to (beeping) do!
(dramatic music)
- Your kitchen is closed down.
Sean what about here?
- [Sean] I don't even know where to (beeping) start.
- You guys, that's your rinse water.
That's what he's rinsing your drinks in.
We have sweat in the (beeping) food with trash.
Fruit flies in your bar.
Pam, I want you to understand why I'm angry.
You are supporting his rent while he comes here, gets drunk!
- I didn't know better.
I think none of us did. - He knows how
to take your money!
But he doesn't know how to tell you the truth, does he?
- No.
- [Man] Did you know he was in debt $35,000?
- I did not.
- No.
Did you know that he's not making any money
in the places that (beeping)?
Did you know that?
- No.
- Did you know that the landlord's gonna close
him down on October 1st?
So all of these dreams are gone
and this is your frickin' answer!
- Hey man, don't bust my balls.
I'm just-- - I am busting your balls!
- I'm doing the best I (beeping) can here!
- Could you imagine if somebody gave you a bar for free?
What a dream come true.
Would you work your ass off?
- Absolutely.
- Not him.
Would you know about the beers that you sell?
- Absolutely.
- Not him! - I know what I'm doin'.
- What the (beeping) do you do right?
- You know what, you don't think I know
about the (beeping) beers man?
- You know about the (beeping) beers?
What is this draft beer right here?
- That is the Imperial IPA.
- What is the ABB on that beer?
- About 9%.
- What did you (beeping) serve it in?
- I served it in a mason jar.
- Right, what do you serve a high gravity beer in?
A (beeping) snifter!
That's irresponsible vending!
You're servin' a 9% (beeping) beer in a 12 ounce glass.
- So everything that you guys would do to make this
business right, not him!
- Supposedly he's doin' the best he can.
- I'm all (beeping) ears.
- You're (beeping) loss (mumbling).
Pam here's the deal, you talk to your son tonight.
'Cause I will not support somebody
who takes money from his mom, then drinks
and acts like a (beeping).
Do you blame me?
- No.
- Okay, get your son together
and I'll come back.
Vic, let's get outta here.
(soft dramatic music)
How 'bout some food, what's goin' on back there chef?
- Do you like burnt meat?
- Looks like the kitchen's on fire.
- [Man] Yeah it is.
- The kitchen's on fire?
Let's go in there and watch. - Yeah.
Why is that grill burning like that?
- That grill has not been cleaned
for as long as they owned this place.
It has so much fat, that's why the grill is on fire.
- Why is the grill on fire?
- [John] I guess, too hot.
(laughing)
- You guess what?
- [John] It's too hot.
- Now last night it was on fire too, correct?
I mean look at that, does that look right to you?
It's covered in carbon for Christ's sake.
Look at that.
- [John] I was doing other stuff.
Heat was on-- - Okay let the excuses come.
I'm gonna give you a pen, you can write 'em down.
John you're standing three feet in front of 'em,
is that right?
- No.
I turned it down.
- So why is it happening if you know it's not right?
- I turned it down.
- You moved 'em out of the fire
when I said something, don't bull (beeping) me.
Here's the question.
Is it like that all the time?
- [John] No sir.
- Is it?
- Yes, yes.
- I can't serve that to you.
I can't serve it.
- You served it last night though.
- You served it last night, John, say it.
- [John] I don't recall serving it last night.
- Did we sell burgers last night Danny?
- [Danny] A whole bunch.
- Were they cooked just like this?
- [Danny] About like that, (mumbling).
- You lie so much, it's disgusting.
- [John] No I didn't cook a burger
like that personally last night.
- I'm done. (glass shattering)
Stop fricking lying!
Look at this, for Christ sakes!
Shut it down, clean this (beeping) place or I'm gone.
- Okay.
- Get on your knees, pick that (beeping) up!
I want you to wallow in your (beeping) John.
Why don't you picture your kids down there with ya.
- [Man] Ah you mother (beeping).
Don't punch me anymore.
(screaming)
- [Man] Ow you're burnin' my (beeping) arm.
(groaning)
- You mother (beeping)
(beeping)
- There's people here to stop it.
- Do something.
- I'm not getting in between it.
- I told you guys 100 times.
Wanna pull my hair again?
Pull my hair, go ahead.
- He's instigating.
(beeping)
- They're like teenagers.
- [Man] What happened?
- Oh my God. - There you go, there you go.
- [Man] Look at this fricking place.
- Get down! (beeping)
- Get down there, (beeping).
- Have you ever seen anything like that before?
- I've never seen anything like this.
- [Man] I'm gonna (beeping) you up.
- He degrades his manager, fights with his staff.
- [Man] You shoulda left when you could.
- I'm goin' in there.
This is too (beeping) degrading to watch.
- Tell him to get the (beeping) out.
- [Man] No.
- It doesn't matter what I do, he just comes back.
- Tell him to go home.
- So you like degrading him dontcha?
- Me?
- Yeah 'cause you're a big shot.
You can make him lay down on the floor
and you enjoy degrading him in front of everyone.
Who here thought he was a jerk for doing that to him?
So you went up to him, started it
and then degraded him.
Now I degraded you!
How do you like it?
Tell him he's an ass (beeping).
- You're a (beeping) ass (beeping).
- You want me to fix your ass and your bar?
Lay down on the (beeping) floor, like he did!
Go ahead!
Do it ass (beeping).
- Put me on the floor.
- This is gettin' awkward.
- Lay down on the (beeping) floor.
- I'm not gettin' on the floor.
- [Man] Then I'm not rescuin' your bar.
(people chanting, save the people, save the bar)
- Really?
(beeping) really?
(people cheering)
- Now you know what it's like
to be a degraded piece of (beeping).