- Thank you, oh, it's heavy.
It's got some weight on it.
Let's save this beautiful wrapping paper.
No looking at my gift, it's rude!
- I'm sorry. - See?
This is why you need the How Not To Be A Jerk book.
(upbeat music)
Hey guys, it's Kayla. - And Tyler.
- From We Are The Davises and today we are going to be doing
the worst present ever, part two
because we did this a while back when we still lived
in Florida and it was really fun
so we're gonna do it again.
Pretty straight forward.
We got each other presents that we thought we would love,
secretly hate, but we're gonna (laughs) we're gonna--
- Secretly.
- We're gonna see who gives the worst presents.
Go watch the other video too,
because that one was really funny.
I'm giving you first.
I want to give you this one.
- Let's see what's inside.
What is this?
It's a book, How Not To Be A Jerk.
- Tyler really needs this.
He just needs a little, see?
He just needs a little bit more help
on this subject in his life.
- If I hit you with How Not To Be A Jerk then--
- You're defeating the purpose.
Texting, it gives you texting advice.
I'm running 10 minutes late is not as acceptable
as making the effort to be on time, Tyler.
That was rude. - Kayla Davis is a fart.
- See? - Whoa.
- Jerk, he needs this book really bad, so.
- Thank you. - He says thank you.
- People don't care how much you know
until they know how much you care.
And Kayla's a big fart.
- He needs the book really bad.
- No I don't.
Here ya go, it's beautiful.
- Sparkly.
- I know. - It's beautiful.
- Oh! - It's something.
There's a big present inside.
Good present. - Is it a pickle?
Oh, it's not.
- It's for your nose 'cause I saw that yesterday
you were kinda picking your nose, so--
- Was not! - I gave you a nose trimmer.
- Was not!
- She was. - B.T.W.
- She was.
- This is a men's shaver, too.
- Yeah. - Not using this.
- So what you do is you turn it on and then you just--
- I'm not using it. - Shove it up your nose.
Look, there ya go.
- Ah!
- I am not using that. - Here ya go.
- No, it's for you, it's a men's shaver.
Um well, you turned it on first, so--
- I'll shave you. - See, you just did it again.
- I'll shave it for you.
- See, Tyler wants it way more than I want it.
♪ Next we've got ♪
- What is that?
Oh my God, I'm so excited!
Gives me zee gifts.
What is this, rubber cement?
- So I saw you snooping around my slime station sniffing
at all the slime and this one smells much better
so you can stop sniffing.
- How do I open it?
- Okay, guys, this is just a joke.
Do not actually sniff glue.
That's your alternative "glue sniffing" option.
Don't actually sniff glue.
- That is ripe, that is ripe.
Here ya go.
- Okay, I don't know what ripe means for glue.
(laughs)
That's some ripe glue.
Okay, let's see what I got here.
Let's see what I got here.
I heard something.
You can't be looking at my gift.
Rude much?
- You know, just sometimes you just never shut up
so I got your some tape so you can tape your mouth.
- Didn't you do this last time too?
- Ah!
- You're the one who's talking more in this!
- I don't know what you're talking about, no, no, no, no.
I am very quiet.
- Tyler, put your hands behind your back.
You have the right to remain silent.
(laughs)
So this is Tyler's life now.
(music drowns out voice)
One like is one prayer for Tyler.
Okay, yep, that's great.
No! (laughs)
(hums)
Oh, whoops!
- You can do something with that.
Make like a-- - Let's make a bracelet.
This is gonna hurt.
I just realized that.
- You have to rip it off really fast so it doesn't hurt.
- All those other people making duct tape bracelets.
- You got nothing on us. - Really fancy, boom!
Get on my level.
- Got nothing on me.
- Duct tape bracelet. - Duct tape, yeah.
- I could make a duct tape choker too
but I don't actually recommend that.
Never mind, let's do this one.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
- Don't play soccer in this, really, ever.
- It's a coloring book.
Farting animals coloring book.
Good job.
- You made an observation.
Okay, so-- - There's something else
in here. - Oh, there's, oh, yeah,
the crayons!
We got you this because obviously you're very immature
and think fart jokes are funny.
- Ha ha, you said fart!
- They're kinda funny but like they're farts okay?
Come on, and since you can't draw,
we just got you this coloring book
and apparently you can't color either. (laughs)
Oh no, all this wasted paper.
Oh, goodness, I can't even, can't even with you right now.
Oh, okay, oh, okay, yeah, that's great.
Oh, yep, very artistic.
The artistic abilities
are showing through with this great drawing.
My turn!
(laughing)
How about this?
It's happy cat! - Orange cat, make a--
- Don't tell me how to make, I'm a strong independent woman!
Now I'm not gonna do the cat.
- Make a squirrel--
- Stop! - What does the fox say?
Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck buck.
One time I drew Clifford at school
and I got in trouble by the teacher.
- Why? - I don't know,
I just drew a red dog
and she got me in trouble. - Just let me color
in this face because his face is beautiful
and it's the most important
feature of his body! - He looks ugly.
Looks like junk. (laughs) - Wait.
He needs pretty blue eyes. - Black.
- Okay it's better than Tyler's.
- Mine is amazing.
- 'Kay, moving on.
- Here's your gift. - Thank you.
Oh, it's heavy.
It's got some weight on it.
Let's save this beautiful wrapping paper.
No looking at my gift,
it's rude! - I'm sorry.
- See this is why you need the How Not To Be A Jerk book!
- Wow! - You took out
all the Kit Kats! - Took out all the Kit Kats.
Here's some.
- No!
Ah!
It was a Reese's and Kit Kat mix
and they took out all the Kit Kats, ah!
- I just love Kit Kats, I ate them all.
- Ah, that was rude!
- It's just a wrapper.
- Hate is a strong word, but that's where you say
"I hate Reese's Peanut Butter Cups".
I'm sorry, peanut butter lovers, it's gross.
A scoop full of peanut butter dipped
in a thin layer of chocolate and peanut butter is nasty.
Ah!
Moving on.
This one, 'cause it looks like a baby's bag.
- What the heck?
- That's it, that's all you got.
- Ow. - Now open it.
See what it is.
See what this,
boy, you just bent the paper!
- Okay. - Okay,
so--
- It's JoJo Siwa saying "Eat Dance Sleep".
- So I just know how much you love JoJo Siwa,
like you have the biggest crush on JoJo Siwa
so I just got you this poster and you can hang it up
in your room and just like have dreams
and hopes of dating JoJo Siwa.
Or not.
You know, that works, that works too.
He just ripped up her face! (laughing)
You could use it as kissing practice.
(laughs)
- Aw, yeah, kissing practice!
(laughs)
- That was rude!
Desperately needs that How Not To Be A Jerk book.
- I am fantastic.
- Oh, oh.
- It's makeup!
- I highly doubt that it's makeup.
- I just know how much you love makeup,
so I gave you ants so you could squish them in your face
so your face gets a little more red.
- I mean the ants aren't all throughout it,
so it's still gonna be good.
Like I could just eat like this bit and it'll still be good.
Just don't eat the ants part.
Yeah, I probably ate ants when I was a kid anyways.
- The ants is the best part, I ate a worm.
- Everyone on this channel has eaten worms.
- I mean like a live worm.
- I'm gonna try this candy now.
The candy itself isn't bad.
- We've got nothing against JoJo Siwa it's just--
- He does. - I ripped off her face.
- Thank you for this green candy
that is now stuck on my teeth.
- You are welcome.
- It doesn't even have that great of a flavor.
- You are welcome!
I always help for the better.
You still have stuff to get off of your face.
(laughing)
It looks like a big hook.
- What? - A big hook.
- Oh, I feel like-- - You just threw it at me.
- Alrighty, I don't wanna smile, okay.
I'm just gonna be like this for the rest of the video.
- Oh my God, your mouth is like all green.
It's like all green, totally.
- Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Just kidding. - Okay.
Yes, I love gifts, what is this?
- Oh.
Um, I just know how much you love dog food related items,
things that are just like really gross.
- I love it.
I wanna eat this.
(laughs)
- Bon appetite.
- You are disgusting-- - Mwah, mwah.
- Kayla, Kayla-- - Don't touch me.
Don't touch me!
He's touching me!
- Here ya go.
Here's your gift. - Coward Howard.
- Coward. - Coward Howard.
- If your name was Howard, I'd call you a coward
'cause your name is Jeff and I like--
- Beautiful, beautiful wrapping paper.
- I touched her hair.
- Let's put that to the side.
Oh, oh, oh, it's stuck, it's stuck.
Ooh!
This slime book.
I saw something.
It's the literal slime book.
- Yeah, I decided to give you a slime book
so I gave you some examples in it.
- I made all these, I made these.
- Yeah. - Except for this green stuff.
- I kinda ruined it. - This green one is--
- You could still make slime! - The Slime Book,
more than 30 amazing recipes.
So
let's just see the slimes-- - I gave you a couple examples
I hope you like them. - This is butter slime
that I made.
This is some more butter slime
that I made. - I hope you don't mind
that I used your slime. - This one isn't coming off
but this is the Glam Goo
that we made in Big Bear.
- Yeah, I was thinking
that you might like that. - Ah, let's see,
what else we've got in here, oh!
More Glam Goo. - Yeah, I thought
you wouldn't mind that. - Oh, another page
of Glam Goo. - Yeah, I thought
you'd like that one too.
And there's butter slime in it.
- And then there's a couple of actually alright pages
and then another green page.
Yeah, that's that book.
That Slime Book.
- That slime smells horrible, no offense.
- I didn't make this one
and this is the one that it comes with.
- I'd rather smell the rubber cement.
- This one doesn't smell bad, it's this.
So this is for last present, goin' out with a bang!
- Spicy beef jerky. - Sriracha.
- How, how, Sriracha?
- 'Cause we just know you love spicy foods.
Go ahead, Sriracha beef jerky, smells spicy.
It's not open and I can smell it.
Smells spicy.
Oh, don't take a handful.
Tyler, no!
Tyler!
Where's that How Not To Be A Jerk book?
You're cleaning this.
All this now.
After the video because I refuse to clean.
Stop chewing with your mouth open!
It's Rude!
- [Mom] Did you like it?
Tell 'em. - It's beautiful!
(panting)
- That's nice.
Math!
- I want you to do my homework!
559.
- 550,
oh, I don't like doing gray labs.
Your handwriting is so bad.
Mom, you're like talking to me
telling me my handwriting's bad.
Have you seen this?
My handwriting is way better than this!
I would guess that he was in first grade!
- Are you judging me?
- Maybe lower.
- Are you judging me?
- Yes!
(yelling)
Not doing your math homework, too,
because they'll never believe that my handwriting is yours.
Sorry, it's the truth.
Now stop touching me!
- I'm sorry.
What was the worst?
- Was the How Not To Be A Jerk book?
- I felt the Reese's Pieces was the worst.
- Comment down below, do you think it was
the How Not To Be A Jerk book or the Reece's?
Comment down below
and we hope you guys enjoyed this video.
Until next time,
- Bye! - Bye!
(playful music)