( music playing )
A wise man once said,
"A cup of tea is a cup of peace."
And a tall friend of mine once said,
"Why don't we cover Link in tea,
dip him in hot water and see how it tastes."
I sure did!
It's time for the...
Okay, before we get started, do I have your consent?
Yes, my excitement for this endeavour cannot be harnessed.
What I'm saying is,
I'm wearing a harness.
You'll find out why in a second.
Okay, uh, as much as I would like to
actually turn your actual human flesh into tea,
uh, they told me that wasn't allowed.
- Legal said no. - ( laughs )
So, we've gotta figure out a way to get tea
onto you and we've done that--
Chase, please come in and help me with this.
Okay, so we have some honey, honey.
♪ Honey for honey ♪
Just roll it right on ya.
Ooh, you shoulda heated the honey.
Ooh, wow.
This is gonna take too long.
Let's upgrade to the brush.
- Link: You gotta get a nice and even coating. - Rhett: Gosh!
You hair, you leg hair,
absorbs honey like you wouldn't believe.
Have you ever honeyed up your legs before?
Not in public.
You know what? This is also gonna take too long.
Why don't you just sit down.
Can you sing "Pour Some Honey On Me?"
♪ Pour some honey on me ♪
( vocalizing )
Okay.
Oh!
Ooh! Oh!
Ooh, yeah.
Oh, right on the chest.
Oh, yeah.
( grunts )
( chuckles ) Oh, gosh.
All right, call in the bears.
The bears. Okay, no bears.
Stand up. We're going to apply the tea.
( grunts )
There we go, what is this black tea?
You look like a vegan villain.
Oh. ( spits )
You want me to warn you before that happens?
- No. - How's it right here?
It's great right there.
- Oh! - ( laughs )
What was that. Chase broke his spoon,
I think that's seven years of bad luck.
( laughter )
Oh, is this a mound of tea I can stand on now.
Okay, I feel like this is adequate "tea'ge."
Can you call me Mr. T from now on?
No, I feel like that's disrespectful to Mr. T.
I pity the fool who allows themselves to be covered in tea and honey.
That fool is me.
You're gonna just step until you feel like
your feet are in a bag.
Oh, why am I holding my hands like this?
Come up here.
I'm trying to figure out, should I smile, or frown?
I'm gonna smile, even though--
I'll just smile through the pain and discomfort.
Let's bring down' the rope.
What?
Okay. Okay.
Okay, now you can't have hot tea without hot water.
Let's lift him up!
Oh! There I go.
♪ I believe I am tea ♪
♪ I believe you should drink me ♪
- Yeah. - ( singing gibberish )
Oh! Oh! Yeah.
There I go.
Uh, hey.
Okay, we're not just gonna have normal tea,
we're going to add the typical tea ingredients.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Whoo! Ah! Ah!
Okay, okay.
Okay! Okay!
I'm okay!
- Was that-- oh, is that cold? - ( spitting )
Oh, I'm sorry.
- ( groaning ) - Oh!
- Cinnamon. - Okay.
I'm going easy on the cinnamon.
And a little bit of mint. Just a splash.
And now the advantage of having a human tea bag
is that it can stir itself.
- Oh, yeah. - So, Link, see if you can get this mint.
worked around.
Do a little agitation cycle.
Wait, wait, hold on. Look what I found.
- Another ingredient! - ( laughter )
( laughs ) Yeah!
Look at that. Don't pour sprite in there.
It'll ruin my perfect cup of tea.
- What? - Rhett: Uh!
Fine, save that for later.
- ( rings bell ) - Come one, come all,
enjoy the robust flavors of Sir Link,
the human tea bag.
- Hey, guys. - Enjoy, enjoy.
Anybody thirsty and British?
It also contains all the ointments
that I've slathered on my body.
Well, hold on a second. I don't have a cup.
Oh.
Come on, Rhett.
( all shouting )
Yeah!
It's a party!
Oh, while you were under there I drank so much.
( laughter )
Oh, gosh.
We'll leave all the tea bagging puns
for the comments section.
We are above that.
Speaking of tea bagging, stick around
and see if we can tell the difference
between an Olympic face and knot shot face.
Rhett:
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