We're going to play a game that you requested, actually.
OK.
So one Thanksgiving, I was at my Aunt Camille's house.
And she pulls out this game using these dental things
that we play on this show, as well.
And it was the best.
Hi, Aunt Camille.
Love you.
It was the best time I've ever had in my entire life.
And--
I love it too.
I've never played it.
Show her how to put that in her mouth.
The big part goes on the inside.
OK?
Ready?
Squeeze.
And then you're going to give me a sentence one at a time.
Good.
[LAUGHTER]
[INAUDIBLY] I love bean bag popping.
[LAUGHTER]
You love bean puffers?
Bean bag puffers?
[INAUDIBLE] Popping.
Popping.
[LAUGHTER]
Popping.
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
Popping.
Hah-hing?
Coffee?
I'm starting to drool.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, no.
[LAUGHTER]
Popping.
Hocking.
[LAUGHTER]
Coffee?
Like when you hock [INAUDIBLE].
Like, if you have [INAUDIBLE].
It sounds like?
[CLUCKING NOISE]
You had-- you had--
[INAUDIBLE]
Popping?
[CHEERING]
All right.
One more.
You've drooled on it.
I thought that was good.
I got drool on it.
Oh, god.
I can't.
[INAUDIBLY] Hatty-- hatty hoked hat hig.
[LAUGHTER]
Here, you try.
I can't do it.
OK.
Hatty hoke hat--
[LAUGHTER]
Why are you not drooling?
I am.
I keep touching my teeth.
Hatty hoke dat hig.
Hatty.
You act like you're so much better.
Hatty.
[LAUGHTER]
Hatty.
St. Patrick.
Patty?
Yes!
Hatty hoked that pig.
[SNORTING]
With a curly tail.
Hatty hoke the hig.
The pig.
There's the sheep, then the cow, and the hig.
Yes.
There's a pig.
Patty poked that pig.
I got it.
Yes.
All right.
OK.
I got it.
Can we acknowledge that we did it?
Yes.
We're very proud of you.
OK.
I just saw someone in the audience staring at you like.
[LAUGHTER]
Look at her.
Really?
I can't imagine that.
"The Spy Who Dumped Me" is in theaters August 3rd.
August 3rd.
That's a great action-adventure comedy.
Yeah.
Go see it.
All right.
What is it called?
"The Spy Who Dumped Me."
When is it in theaters?
August 3rd.
All right.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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so you can see more awesome videos.
Like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,
like ball peen hammer.
And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities.
If you're into that sort of thing.
[SCREAMING]
God.