(energetic techno music)
- I win!
- Boom, fire.
- [Both] Woo!
- You don't find love. Love finds you.
- And love won't be able to find you
until you open up and learn to love yourself
because you are a catch.
Ah, yo. Balls back, dude.
- Yo! Why you gonna throw the flag on that?
That's not a 15 yard penalty.
- You know, physical contact, eye contact,
laughing at your stupid jokes.
- Let's be real, your jokes aren't that great.
- No. (chuckles)
And ya know, saying things like,
"I like you."
- That's always good.
Unnecessary contact?
- C'mon!
- Where did they get these refs?
- I haven't been drinkin' like this in so long.
I just had like 15 shots.
- Wow, yeah.
So you wanna take your special someone to a place
where you guys can both talk and get to know each other.
Find out each others' career aspirations
and if they had a pet growin' up.
- The whole point of a date is to get to know each other.
So avoid loud places where you can't talk,
like movie theaters or dope nightclubs.
Yo, hit me, dawg.
(cologne sprays) (coughs)
Okay, okay. I smell so good.
- All right, one more time! Last set, let's go!
- Look, if you invite her to dinner,
then you should probably offer to pay.
But if she says no, don't worry about it.
- It's 2015 and you just saved 20 bucks.
- Woo! Protein.
(breathing heavily)
- That's it for today.
If you want more advice from us, comment below.
- All right, we'll see you next time. Deuces.
(breathing heavily)
Ah, three more!
Spa?
- Spa.