(Solar): Ehh, hello every person who happened to click on this video.
My name is Solar Sands and welcome back to the, uh, edgiest vlog on the internet.
[Linkin Park - Crawling in my Skin]
(Solar): So I just injected some fresh DeviantArt OCs into my bloodstream, heh,
and I haven't taken my anti-cringe medicine
so right now I'm a liiittle loopy.
[Inhales] So, so some of you [chuckles] guys are saying that browsing DeviantArt isn't good for my mental health
and to that I say: You're probably right.
Uh, so like, [long, high pitched groan followed by snickering]
Uh, right, so that's why I need somebody to help me, uhm, with my browsing stuff
and right now I have a new associate!
You've met him before, his name is Ryan.
[Thumping noises in background]
[Solar snickers] Oh- oh boy, you hear that horrible sound? That must be him now!
(Ryan): [repeated banging on drum] Hello there! [inaudible due to loud drum]
(Solar): As you can see, he's a real shoe-in for the part!
[Solar and Ryan scream with laughter and descend into madness as their sanity is ripped away from them]
"It's just a prank, bro!" - Adolf Hitler, 1945
(Solar): [voice crack] EXTERMINATE!!
(Solar): Hello, okay, so because, um, I'm in the process
of making a new br- browsing DeviantArt video,
I've- [Solar chuckles] We broke into this stranger's household.
And now we're reviewing items from their kitchen!
(Ryan): [laughing in background]
(Solar): So the first thing we have are these Hemp Hearts
You know, 'cause marijuana is always good for your internal organs.
(Ryan): Quick! Come see, Solar Sands! (Solar): Wait, what?
(Ryan): Look, it's the drugs! It's the drugs! (Solar): Oh my god!
(Solar): We can finally kill ourselves, oh my god! Yes! (Ryan): Yes!
(Ryan): We can finally do suicide again! (Solar): Yes, yes, beautiful!
(Ryan): Yes, a drug! There's so many!
Solar: [slowed and slightly deeper] EXTERMINATE!!
(Solar): Bacon Man, I'm Bacon Man.
Ooh, [chuckles] we g- we got a sticker here
for Eat Out In.
Standing for "Eat babies Out from the In-side." Ooh, that's lovely.
(Ryan): Hey, hey Solar Sands, guess what I found?
I found these weird cubes of salt and I am going to use them for
(Solar): Oh, th- that's beautiful, Ryan.
Ryan has also not taken his medicine.
Heheheh
This stranger's, uhm, apartment-thing has, let's see, we got some nuts, that's always great.
Sunflower seeds that cause cancer.
Uh, Triscuits, ooh boy, that's lovely.
Kodiak Cakes with a bear on the front, that's scary.
(Ryan): [blows loudly into harmonica] (Solar): Oh my god, why-
(Ryan): Guess what, Solar? [inaudible speech, followed by blowing into harmonica repeatedly] (Solar): Oh great. AAAAAH- Please stop!
Please stop, okay, go stop.
(Solar): [much slower and deeper] EXTERMINAAAATE!!
(Solar): Woo! [chucks chair into pool] (Ryan): [giggling] Holy shit!
(Ryan): Yea, what is it, Solar?
(Solar): Uh, heh, you better go get it.
(Ryan): Okay, but only for drugs.
[kicks shoe over and jumps into the pool]
[inaudible]
Okay, I've done enough today, I kill myself now. [takes deep breath and goes underwater]
(Solar): Woo! [chucks chair into pool] (Ryan): [giggling] Holy shit!
(Solar): So we, uh, so we got sorta, uhm,
kicked out of the pool for throwing chairs in. (Ryan): Solar? Are the cops going to come?
(Solar): Uhm, no. No. (Ryan): Are they going to take my drugs?
(Solar): The cops are not gonna come, I don't think so. (Ryan): I need my drugs, Solar!
(Solar): Yeah. Uhm, this [chuckling] has been the edgiest vlog on the Internet.
(Ryan): Solar, this is bad! I'm wanted in three countries!
(Solar): Oh, o- okay. [giggles]
Uh, well, I guess this is goodbye.